Don't get me wrong

I haven't posted in a 5 minutes or so but I feel I have to.

I'm a pedophile. I've been for a long time now and I'm genuinely sick of it. I hate myself for it and my stomach sinks everytime someone jokes about kid fuckers, Don't get me wrong, though, I would never touch a kid in my life. I just have this disgusting mentality in which I get attracted by prepubescent children.

I want to stop this. I've tried contacting people through anonymous 'virtuous pedophile' forums however I've had next to no response from anyone there and I'm having to turn to you faggots for my problems, I've heard mention that there are licensed therapists that can help me, that also won't get me thrown in jail and beat down by hench-ass niggers, Where do I go for advice/help, progrider?

I've finally got my life back on track and this is the only thing that's stopping me from being a normal member of society.
I'll answer some questions, if they're appropriate.

tl;dr I'm a pedo, help me not be a pedo. Thanks candy-ass.

>>12
What makes you think it is a he?

A variety of reasons, >>13-san. A variety. Of reasons.

Reasons are like roals. That I act in itself is an admission of roal since I act foar reasons.

>>12
He's a theist, sure, but that's just the latest in his persona. He started out as a frothing-at-the-mouth retarded French "social justice advocate" who followed Nikita (known as Ahmed at the time) on his shot posting sprees and ruined threads even further. Loved to talk about his shotgun and randomly switch to French. He got a lot more sane all of a sudden when Nikita's life went down the shitter and he started posting about wanting to make viruses and bombs to kill Jews with and eating his neighbors' children. After w4ch was killed, he showed up here and went fucking nuts and stole my favorite word (psuedointellectual) and instantly started spamming uninteresting drivel everywhere. At least he was interesting and varied before. Without Nikita to act as the second part of the slapstick duo, it became a very sad and pathetic solo act.

>>15

Seems like theist-kunt's sanity is inversely proportional to Nikita's. Now that herr Sadkov is a noble advocate for human rights and democracy for Russia, a improvement over wanting to use bioengineering for genocide, Shotgun is unable to make a single coherent post.