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I know everything about Japanese history

Name: RedCream 2015-04-01 21:19

Gomenasai, my name is RedCream-Sama.

I’m a 45 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Ponies on my tablet,spend my days perfecting my art,jerk off to fat grannies and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series,Hello Kitty online).

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel beams because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth,including M134's. I earned my sword license two years ago by giving away my glory hole to the instructor, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%.

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about puking ramen into girl faces and inserting strange animals on their vagina's. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!Even Japan governor personal cum dumpster would be great.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-02 18:42

When have you ever seen me commit to utterance any expression in native Japanese?
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