I know everything about Japanese history

Gomenasai, my name is RedCream-Sama.

I’m a 45 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Ponies on my tablet,spend my days perfecting my art,jerk off to fat grannies and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series,Hello Kitty online).

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel beams because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth,including M134's. I earned my sword license two years ago by giving away my glory hole to the instructor, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%.

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about puking ramen into girl faces and inserting strange animals on their vagina's. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!Even Japan governor personal cum dumpster would be great.

I speak kanji too!

>>1
I'm also a fan of MDE and have seen An Inconvenient Anime.

Readers of Progrider, I must address you: When have you ever seen me commit to utterance any expression in native Japanese? There is noa roal to admit here. The person posting as >>1 is cloan.

When have you ever seen me commit to utterance any expression in native Japanese?

here: http://bbs.progrider.org/lounge/read/1427923188/1

>>5

Firstly that is a poasting by a RedCream cloan. A cloan. "Make a noat of it."

Secondly there is nothing in that poasting that is an expression in native Japanese.

Thirdly there is not a penis within a 2-kilometer radius of yoar busy mouth that has not felt yoar busy mouth upon it at some time in the past several years.

>>3
this isn't from MDE..

>>3
Are you kidding? An Inconvenient Anime is a stupid name.