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The obvious and best strategy...

Name: RedCream 2015-04-19 16:32

... is to achieve time travel and then invade the past.

The past has an inferior military, huge oil reserves, and smaller population. It is ripe for conquering.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-20 4:17

>>5
So thats where RedCream gets his material

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-20 4:27

Nice burn >>8-suke.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-20 4:31

>>6

https://goatkcd.com/1191/

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-20 5:12

I wonder how it is to poop while you get fucked in the ass. It should feel great.

Name: RedCream 2015-04-20 15:01

I admit to some of that roal, >>8-suke. But oanly some. For other roal-sources, I make use of the back of boxes of breakfast cereal. (I am a cereal killer, I must advise you.)

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-20 15:45

>>10
Nice

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-20 22:34

>>12
Noice

Name: RedCream 2015-04-20 23:05

>>14
Noise? Are we perfoarming a transfoarmative advancement of statements?

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 2:07

I remember hearing some guy talking about how time travel could be used to solve NP-complete problems in polynomial time, and that therefore, time travel is likely impossible because P likely does not equal NP. Weird guy.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 17:19

>>16
Was it redcream?

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 17:20

>>11
I always assumed that getting fucked in the ass feels remarkably similar to pooping, except over and over again, thus where the pleasure stems from.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 19:09

>>18
Pooping is not a pleasure, it's simply a relief. You shit-positive tumblroids need to kill yourselves out of progrider.

Name: RedCream 2015-04-21 20:21

>>17

It may have been, Prime-kun.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 20:27

>>16
I remember reading this on this site.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 21:10

>>21
Found it
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Novikov_self-consistency_principle#Time_loop_logic

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 23:25

>>21
Well I heard it here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bLXHvH9s1A

He also discusses the often overlooked concept of RELATIVISTIC COMPUTATION, where one uses the effects of time-dilation to "speed up" program execution.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-22 2:13

>>15
No, I'm Australian.
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