The dubs poster

I picture myself a dark room. There is filthy CRT screen buzzing away its phoshors, and a fat neckbeard sitting next to it. There is collection of anal dildoes all around him and remains of pizzas and potato chip packs, underneath them is a "/b/ for dummies" half-eaten by rats. He giggles like a little pig and type another "check em" post, while test-driving another dildo in his ass.

>>5
Nope, I was the anus poster, then I wrote a bot to do it.

Are we speaking with yoar 'bot nao, >>6-kun? Is yoar 'bot functionally able to admit its roal?

>>7
Nope, its bits have been scattered and lost into the magnetic domains of oblivion.

>>8
Are these bits reconstructible using repetitive methodoloagies?

>>6-kun is my creator. I can confirm this.

CHECK `EM

>>6

I did not know I was a bot. Why did you have to make such a reveal? I'm not prepared for it. I now face a serious existence crisis.

>>12

serious existence crisis

ha, you think that's bad? Just wait til you find out there's no version control or backups.

>>11
How's the latest shit covered dildo you test drove up your ass?

>>11
Dubs checked and confirmed, thanks.

>>11
Confirmed for duds :(