Cross Posters are the highest life form

Cross posters are the highest life form.

They are patient, good minded, intelligent, good use of skin, altruistic, moralistic and in a word "great".

What is the purpose of having newsgroups pertaining to a particular genre of binary file if "great" uploads different "greatness" to every single newsgroup.

That has to be the highest form of life because any thinking person would have to admit that it does make sense.

However, cross posters, having a lot of gray matter to work with, probably have completed school, therefore can read and are indeed intelligent and properly understand that concept.

Cross posters are indeed the highest life form.

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Doll joints would be annoying as shit. You'd have to lubricate them all the time, and shit could grow in the cracks. Think about insects laying eggs in your eyes, and they grow and eat their way out. That's what doll joints would feel like.