progrider survey

1. Are you heterosexual?
2. Do you use drugs?
3. Are you a programmer? (hobbyist or otherwise)
4. Do you have a college degree?
5. Do you have a job?
6. Are you fat?
7. Are you religious?

>>13
Now you've made me feel bad for making you feel embarrassed! Why do you do this to me? WHY? WHY DO YOU MAKE ME SHOUT AT YOU? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING ME HIT YOU?

Mattaku, anata ha baka! Of course I'm not fucking huffing gasoline. Everything (except one thing) in >>9 is a lie. I lie. It's what I do. I'm a liar. It annoys me that you even entertained the idea that it wasn't a joke. This is just almost as awkward than when my dad asked me if I was gay.