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Help me achieve my new life goal

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-01 3:24

I have decided that what I want to do with my life is to have 100+ children. I figure that I need ten girlfriends to pop out a baby every year for a decade. How can I find women who are open to this sort of arrangement and won't shit out on me after the first five. I need them to be dedicated and fertile, because I don't want to be paying fucking child support on that many kids. Also, I'd prefer if my kids didn't look like fucking trolls, so they have to be attractive women. At the very least they need to be smart, so maybe start asking around on the local university campus? They also have to be willing to work because I sure as shit can't raise a hundred kids on my fucking paycheck. The 1 birth/year/woman might fuck that up, so I'm willing to go as high as thirty women and only have them whelp every third year, but I'm not good with faces, so I probably shouldn't go any higher lest they get pissy at me when I can't remember them. Speaking of faces, do you think it would be a good idea if I changed up the races for each woman so that I would have an easier time telling the kids apart? I mean, definately no niggers or anything, but maybe 50% white, 25% asian, 25% brown wives? Anyone who gives good advice or puts me in contact with their sister/cousin/mother/friend gets to name one of my kids. Thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-04 2:28

>>12
Look, I'm no nigger. I'm not going to just leave my kids to fend for themselves. I want to support them, all hundred of them. It would make me sad to know that a child of mine is growing up without a father. I don't want to just cast seeds into the wind. I want to cultivate a beautiful garden.

>>19
Hey, don't make fun of philosophy. Kant was the most brilliant individual who ever lived, and he awoke me from my dogmatic slumber and inspired this project.

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