I have decided that what I want to do with my life is to have 100+ children. I figure that I need ten girlfriends to pop out a baby every year for a decade. How can I find women who are open to this sort of arrangement and won't shit out on me after the first five. I need them to be dedicated and fertile, because I don't want to be paying fucking child support on that many kids. Also, I'd prefer if my kids didn't look like fucking trolls, so they have to be attractive women. At the very least they need to be smart, so maybe start asking around on the local university campus? They also have to be willing to work because I sure as shit can't raise a hundred kids on my fucking paycheck. The 1 birth/year/woman might fuck that up, so I'm willing to go as high as thirty women and only have them whelp every third year, but I'm not good with faces, so I probably shouldn't go any higher lest they get pissy at me when I can't remember them. Speaking of faces, do you think it would be a good idea if I changed up the races for each woman so that I would have an easier time telling the kids apart? I mean, definately no niggers or anything, but maybe 50% white, 25% asian, 25% brown wives? Anyone who gives good advice or puts me in contact with their sister/cousin/mother/friend gets to name one of my kids. Thanks.
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Anonymous2015-10-01 4:05
One word: rape dungeon.
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Anonymous2015-10-01 5:19
Donate to a sperm bank. Keep that up for decades. You can end up with thousands of kids. You will never have to take care of them or even meet them. The problem is that you need to be at least 6 feel tall, have a college degree, and pass come tests. Also there is no problem in telling apart any number of kids that you may have if they are the same race. In fact, if you go with non-whites, you will have a harder time telling them apart since they all look the same. If you really want to have many kids you should move to a very poor country and buy prostitutes there. Even a small amount of a western paycheck can make you rich there. There will be many women willing to breed themselves for a share of that. The problem is that you will be surrounded by chimps. You can also convert to a religion that allows polygamy and start breeding like that. But it would take quite a bit of money and possibly work. You can join ISIS and get brides for fighting. But the downside is that you are likely to get blown up.
I'm sorry, but you'd need to be a farmer in Russia to even try having 100+ children.
Vassilyev and his first wife, whose name is unknown, hold the record for the most children a couple has parented. She gave birth to a total of 69 children – sixteen pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and four sets of quadruplets – between 1725 and 1765, in a total of 27 births. 67 of the 69 children born were said to have survived infancy.[1][2] (Vassilyev also had six sets of twins and two sets of triplets with a second wife, for another 18 children in eight births; he fathered a total of 87 children.)
The first wife of peasant Yakov Kirillov from the village of Vvedensky, Russia, gave birth to 57 children in a total of 21 births. She had four sets of quadruplets, seven sets of triplets and ten sets of twins. All of the children were alive in 1755, when Kirillov, aged 60, was presented at Court.
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Anonymous2015-10-02 0:40
>>8,9 Everyone knows that Russian women are more like dogs that give birth to litters than humans. But that's not what I'm after. I want several different women to take part in my great program. It will lead to more genetic diversity among my offspring, and more of them will live until adulthood. Most of the males on your list were not Russian. I think I can pull this off.
>>14 If whites are so smart, why are you such a braindead nigger?
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Anonymous2015-10-03 16:49
>>15 Do you always insult someone when he points out your obvious fallacy?
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Anonymous2015-10-03 17:00
>>13 Idiotic liberal lie made so niggers don't feel bad about themselves. If intelligence isn't heritable, the how would it have even evolved at all?
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Anonymous2015-10-03 17:11
>>17 I think the secret dream of liberasts is to have every person on Earth be a clone with a standard, absolutely multicultural DNA. That would finally bring their coveted "equality" that they constantly wet themselves because of.
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Anonymous2015-10-03 21:07
>>16 If you're going to play the "I learned the word fallacy on Reddit and it makes me look smart" card, I'll let you know there are many dumb Jews, making >>14 a false dichotomy or whatever your philosophy major friends at Reddit call it.
>>12 Look, I'm no nigger. I'm not going to just leave my kids to fend for themselves. I want to support them, all hundred of them. It would make me sad to know that a child of mine is growing up without a father. I don't want to just cast seeds into the wind. I want to cultivate a beautiful garden.
>>19 Hey, don't make fun of philosophy. Kant was the most brilliant individual who ever lived, and he awoke me from my dogmatic slumber and inspired this project.
That in no way makes >>14 a false dichotomy. Has Reddit not taught you what "average" or "mean" is? Just because 10% Jews may be dumb doesn't mean that Jews on average are are not smarter than e.g. Whites or Blacks. Likewise, just because 90% of Muslims may be more or less peaceful doesn't mean Islam is not a religion of hate, because the other 10% are enough to beat every other religion at terrorism, murder and rape.