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Help me achieve my new life goal

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-01 3:24

I have decided that what I want to do with my life is to have 100+ children. I figure that I need ten girlfriends to pop out a baby every year for a decade. How can I find women who are open to this sort of arrangement and won't shit out on me after the first five. I need them to be dedicated and fertile, because I don't want to be paying fucking child support on that many kids. Also, I'd prefer if my kids didn't look like fucking trolls, so they have to be attractive women. At the very least they need to be smart, so maybe start asking around on the local university campus? They also have to be willing to work because I sure as shit can't raise a hundred kids on my fucking paycheck. The 1 birth/year/woman might fuck that up, so I'm willing to go as high as thirty women and only have them whelp every third year, but I'm not good with faces, so I probably shouldn't go any higher lest they get pissy at me when I can't remember them. Speaking of faces, do you think it would be a good idea if I changed up the races for each woman so that I would have an easier time telling the kids apart? I mean, definately no niggers or anything, but maybe 50% white, 25% asian, 25% brown wives? Anyone who gives good advice or puts me in contact with their sister/cousin/mother/friend gets to name one of my kids. Thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-01 19:35

I'm sorry, but you'd need to be a farmer in Russia to even try having 100+ children.

Vassilyev and his first wife, whose name is unknown, hold the record for the most children a couple has parented. She gave birth to a total of 69 children – sixteen pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and four sets of quadruplets – between 1725 and 1765, in a total of 27 births. 67 of the 69 children born were said to have survived infancy.[1][2] (Vassilyev also had six sets of twins and two sets of triplets with a second wife, for another 18 children in eight births; he fathered a total of 87 children.)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_with_the_most_children

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-01 19:35

The first wife of peasant Yakov Kirillov from the village of Vvedensky, Russia, gave birth to 57 children in a total of 21 births. She had four sets of quadruplets, seven sets of triplets and ten sets of twins. All of the children were alive in 1755, when Kirillov, aged 60, was presented at Court.

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