Waifu questions

Tell about all your kinds of waifus:
1.Whos your waifu?
2.If you have a backup waifu, who is it?
3.daughterfu?
4.Motherfu?
5.Trainerfu?
6.Motivational-speaker-fu?
7.Petfu?
8.Sisterfu?
Bonus:Also, do you create tulpas of them?

>>12
Dubs are a false commodity, dime a dozen, every thread has them.
If you value them that much, what kind of life is it?