There is no purpose in having John Oliver be alive

Patient was a no-pay. If you've ever gone in for a small, simple procedure and been horrified at your bill, it's because your procedure took five minutes but the birthing of Satan's placenta took two hours -- and she pulled a dine-and-dash. Healthcare workers genuinely want to help people, but nobody works for free.

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a bloody, freshly-deflowered vagina

Disgusting, I almost vomited. I consider myself as straight as the next guy, but vaginas are pretty damn yuck. Every single one, whether a flabby cavernous whole or clam-like slit.