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Cross Posters are the lowest life form

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-06 21:59

Cross posters are the lowest life form.

They are desperate, ill minded, ignorant, useless wastes of skin, selfish,
morally corrupt and in a word "shit"

What is the purpose of having newsgroups pertaining to a particular genre of
binary file if "shit" uploads the same "shit" to every single newsgroup.

That has to be the lowest form of life because any thinking person would
have to admit that it does not make sense.

However, cross posters, having very little gray matter to work with,
probably have not completed school, therefore cannot read and are indeed
ignorant and fail to understand that concept.

Cross posters are indeed the lowest life form.

If you agree, respond to this post

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-19 1:34

I don't want to fuck any of them. I would adopt Satoko and get her out of that awful shithole of a village though. We would live in a sleepy small city in peace, where she wasn't ostracized over, like, nothing.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-19 1:51

I want to find >>49-kun and fill his and Satoko's anus with crumpled paper.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-19 2:07

>>50
Hey faggot, you touch my Satoko and I'll kick your ass.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-19 2:31

>>48

Would you like if she did her creepy giggles and rude teases while you fucked her?

>>50

I want to rape you with an Oyashiro-sama statue.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-19 2:54

>>52
I will slit your stomach open and play with your guts while your still alive. I'm not fucking around here motherfucker, I will go so fucking crazy on you that it will make Beato's and Maria's torture sessions on Rosa look pleasant. You will not hurt Satoko. I will break you, so drop it.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-19 10:57

>>53
Why are yiu being mean to me? I said i wanted to rape the guy who was bullying Satoko.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-20 16:58

>>54
Oh God, how embarrassing! See, I thought that you- I mean that he- ooooh, what a horrible mix up! I apologize profusely. Let me make it up to you by inviting you over for dinner on Sunday. Satoko is cooking kimchi!

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-20 18:06

I want to bully and rape Satoko while I get raped by >>54.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-20 18:46

>>55
Satoko isn't a filthy kimchi guzzler, nida nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-21 0:02

>>57
Oh really? Then who makes Hanyuu's punishment meals then? Last time I checked, Rika was a shitty cook.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-21 0:45

>>58
Last time I checked, both Rika and Satoko were dead.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-21 1:19

>>59
I hate you.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-21 2:09

Every time Rika says nipa she's trying to say nigger but has a speech impediment.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-21 2:55

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-21 3:11

>>62
which one of you wrote this

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-21 23:10

>>63
Not me, I swear! I hate him as much as you do!

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-21 23:38

>>59

Uso da.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-23 17:23

Stop, do any of you also like Umineko?

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-23 17:31

>>66
/lounge/ - Ryukishi's Fan Club

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-23 17:52

>>67
No, Ryukishi is a fag in love with a dickless schizophrenic. I just like his stories.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-23 19:11

>>68
in love with a dickless schizophrenic

Sounds nice. What's xer name?

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-23 19:14

Ryukishi kinda looks like a japanese Nikita.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-23 20:56

>>69
*ey

Name: you're a faggot 2014-11-23 21:03

>>71
*their.

Name: You are worse than HER 2014-11-23 22:05

>>72
*her

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-23 22:19

>>69
Beatrice.

He also days he loves Takano and λδ. How much more of a faggot can he be?

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-23 22:50

>>74

A lot more. Look at the mirror for an example.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-24 0:02

>>75
Rude! You're just mad because I pointed out that your waifu used to have a bigger cock than you do now, and has bigger balls too!

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-24 1:35

>>76

Uhhh, I don't even like Beatrice, I just hate you, that's all.

Dubs.

Name: check'd 'em 2014-11-24 1:46

>>77
Nice

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-24 2:01

>>77
You hate me because I shattered your bother your stupid magic garbage and solved the mystery before you. I don't like you either, you're probably some dumb pedophile lusting after that literal retard Maria, who is the most worthless character in the entire series.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-24 2:30

I like Maria. Beato sucks, and Battler is an idiot. Lambda is fun, and Bern is awesome, but not one I'd like to meet. Erika is a terrible cunt, but I could fuck her. Ange is very sad and she depresses and frustrates me. The bunnies are useless, the stakes are worthless, and the only one of the heaven group that isn't bad is Dlanor. Dlanor is great. I would both hang out with and have sex with Dlanor. Ikuntko and Gaap need to get raped and die slowly of AIDS, Virgilia and Eva need to just die.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-24 4:37

>>80
I think I enjoy your posts more than I would enjoy these animes.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-24 11:02

>>79

Look, I didn't even read Umineko, I just hate you. Retard...

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-24 20:36

I like the one that was voiced by Inoue Marina.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-24 21:30

>>83

Marina's boy voice

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-24 21:30

>>83
That's Rika Bernkastel from The Embodiment of Undefined Animism.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-24 21:34

>>83

Armin Arlet

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-24 23:18

>>82
Asshole, fuck you.

>>80
But Dlanor is a KID! And also a porcelain doll. Wouldn't that hurt?

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-24 23:50

>>87

Hurt who? (p.s. check them)

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-25 0:52

>>88
Mostly him. Porcelain is hard.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-25 2:16

>>87
http://i.imgur.com/2fUV1R0.png
I wasn't talking about anti-fantasy bullshit or her vessel you dumb fuck; I obviously meant Dlanor as the anthropomorphization of Knox's Rules. Please try to keep up.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-25 2:20

>>87,89
Also, Dlanor is like a doll made of marble. No where is it stated that she is made of any certain material. Please stop slandering the murder doll.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-25 3:06

ANAL SEX WITH THE DOLL

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-26 5:10

>>90,91
I was just trying to save tour dick from the chaffing of having sex with a rock, no need to be mean to me. But be honest, she would never have sex with you willingly, and you could not rape her, so it still won't happen.

Anyway, enough of that. I was happier when we were discussing pounding Rika's cute ass. How would you fuck Rika, /lounge/? I'd want to see her face.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-26 22:18

What is up with all this anal sex shit? Ass fetishists need to leave. Rika and Dlanor and all other lolies are for gentle cuddling and snuggling, not disgusting, brutal sex.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-26 23:31

>>94

Dude, Rika is BUILT for sex, specially, hot, sweaty anal sex.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-27 1:46

>>94
There is nothing Rika loves more than a nice, stiff dick fucking her in the ass though. It's not like she is a slut or anything - she's not fucking every strange dude that shows up. She likes to feel loved and treated nice and cuddling as much as any loli, she just happens to like it in the butt too. Is that really so wrong?

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-27 3:40

Consider this: A pack of uncouth louts.
Unloungelike, brutish louts nearing your /lounge/ home. Eating your /lounge/ pancakes. Sipping your /lounge/ whiskey.
And you can't do shit since they're ill-mannered. The lout leader grabs your textboard and spams it with his kopipe.
The belligerent louts finally dominate your BBS. They post barbaric threads and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the downfall of /lounge/.

Name: RedCream 2014-11-27 15:09

The oanly thing worse than a pack of uncouth louts, would be if merely one of them was an unrepentant farter.

There is nothing worse in life than a farter.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-27 16:27

>>97
Varlets are best left ignored. Let them squabble & spam; they will get bored eventually.

Sage has been applied to this turkey.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-27 17:59

Rika probably would prefer vaginal.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-27 23:04

>>100

She looks the anal type to me.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-27 23:58

I think Rika would like it in both as long as it is gentle. By yeah, she seem like an anal girl to me; preferentially, not exclusively.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-28 1:47

I want to fuck Rika's tight hot pussy in front of >>94-san.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-29 12:49

Satoko likes double penetration.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-29 15:34

That would be Rika. Satoko likes spanking.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-29 21:12

>>105
Satoko hates violence. Or, she hates being on the recieving end of violence. She can dish it out just fine. Hypocritical little brat.

But no, Satoko does love the shaking, full body orgasms that DP gives her.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-29 22:00

>>106

Don't you fucking disagree with me you stupid nerd, I'll teach the meaning the pain,

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-30 0:07

I want to fuck Satoko's voice. Just the voice though, having sex with little girls is gross and such.

Name: Satoko Houjou 2014-11-30 2:37

You are all disgusting faggots and I would never have sex with any of you. I don't enjoy spanking or anal or gangbangs or whatever, especially with your tiny penis and retarded pedo cum; I'm only 11 for fuck's sake! I'd sooner blow Irie than get within ten meters of you degenerates. If you get near me I'll push you of a fucking cliff. You aren't even worth to die in my traps. Die after painfully bleeding out on the rocks, all of you.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-30 11:05

>>111
sweet trips

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-30 13:56

QDBusMessage m = QDBusMessage::createMethodCall("org.progrider.lounge",
"/1415314778/110",
"",
"Thanks");

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-30 14:51

>>109

I'd sooner blow Irie

Nice, can I watch?

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-01 0:59

>>109
Pfff. We'll see what your uncle has to say about this, young lady.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-01 1:25

>>113

This kind of bullying is not accepted here, mister.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-01 1:34

[i]*pushes >>114[u]-kohai[/i]*[/i]
What are you going to do about it, punk? This is between me and my loli, so beat it.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-01 2:22

>>115
``kohai"?
I see that habit of yours is doing a number on your brains, you delusional little shit, chill the fuck out or I'll beat the fuck out of you and you will be ``serving" my partners for a whole month, again. Remember who's the big dog here.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-01 4:29

>>116hahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA                                                 IM GONNA BASH YOUR FUCKING BRAINS IN WITH A BRICK TIED TO A ROPE
                                                                                
YOU JUST FUQING ANGERED AN EXPERT CHILD BEATER
                                                            TELL ME TO STOP BULLYING THEN BULLY ME???? 
               YOU WILL EAT YOUR WORDS THRU A STRAW FROM NOW ON
     IM ON THE WAY TO YOUR HOUSE NOW WORTHLESS GAIJIN PIECE OF SHAAAAT!!!!!!
                                   ALL BECAUSE YOU JUST HAD TO DEFEND THAT BRAT SATOKO FROM MY BUDDY TEPPY
COULD HAVE JUST LEFT WELL ENOUGH ALONE
          NOW YOUR BRAINS ARE GOING TO BE OUTSIDE OF YOU WHERE THEY DONT BELONG
                                             HOWS THAT GOING TO FEEL HYPOCRITE??????

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-01 13:28

>>117

holy fuqq dis nigga going crazy

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-01 17:07

>>117
teppy
boy

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-01 21:04

>>117
I love me some meth!

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-01 23:12

Friends, I think we should be nice to one another. Can't we just love all the girls? Must we argue of who has a tighter ass and who likes giving head more? This is almost as bad as when /jp/ fights over which one is the best and most of the arguments are ``fuck off normie, Rika is better because you have bad tastes. Reported'' and ``disgusting pedo, Satoko is better because /a/ likes Rika. how about you go back there, faggot. Reported.''.

I thought we were about this....

We are better than this! More cuteposting, less angerposting. More cuddling, less brutal rape.

Name: RedCream 2014-12-01 23:33

>>121
More cuddling, less brutal rape.

Admittedly*, that sounds less fun.

* Not a roal this time.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-02 0:06

>>121

Ok sorry, Satoko gets me a bit fired up but I'll try to be a good boy.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-02 0:11

>>121
It's okay. I want to lick Rika's cute nipples and softly blow warm air over them. Satoko is welcome too.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-02 1:40

>>124

DO you think she's ticklish?

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-02 20:15

I want to tickle and punish Rika's feet.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-02 21:22

>>125
Probably a little sensitive on her tummy, hihihuhihihih....

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-02 21:43

>>127

creepy....

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-02 21:54

>>128
Don't care. 34-chan is still best. Rika and Satoko are still dead. I'll have no part in this cordial chat nonsense. Miyo was anti-fantasy before it was cool and knocked the fake good Rika of her pedestal and gutted her like a fish on her own shrine, and vivisected Satoko, all for fun and profit make benifit glorious nation Nippon. That's some bad ass shadow government shit right there!

Takano did nothing wrong!

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-02 22:22

>>129
Fuck off cocklord, I hate you and Takano with all my guts.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-02 22:33

>>129-130
meet up slap ballsacks go away

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-02 22:44

>>131
I want to slap your meat.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-02 23:27

>>130
Takano and I hate you with all of Rika's guts. Or at least all the guts that didn't get eaten by the crows. Hehihihi

Hey Satoko, which is green, cauliflower or broccoli?

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-03 3:45

A Rika's nipples simulator would be a good thing to write in Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-03 4:21

Could I trust Rika to punish my penis or would she get carried away?

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-03 4:22

I have no idea what any of you are talking about!

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-03 4:58

>>136
We are sexualizing characters from the horror/mystery visual novel Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni (though I suspect that some have only watched the anime (read the fucking novel, faggots, it's only 80 hours and you don't have a life anyway.)). Of you'd like to join, here is a summary: Rika is the loli, Satoko is the oppai loli, Hanyuu is an old hag loli with horns, Rena is crazed, petite jailbait, Shion(girly) and Mion(tomboy) are yakuza twins with huge boobs, Takano is a cruel `nurse', Oryo is a old bitch who should have died years ago but is too mean, and Keiichi is the bad ass main character who is either kills the girls, gets killed by the girls, or convinces the girls to stop bombing schools.

The consensus so far is today Rika likes anal. Personally, I think that only Bernkastel, the witch that formed in her after hundreds of years of torture, is the only one that might like anal. Rika herself would probably not be amused.

The sequel, Umineko no Naku Koro Ni, has to many characters to count. You'll have to research that on your own if you want to sexualize them.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-03 5:05

>>137
Lame. Go masturbate to lisp programming excerpts.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-03 5:08

>>138
Fag. WTC is like all the awesomeness of Lain combined with the sexiness of Touhous. I'd give up programming forever if Rika let me touch her just once.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-03 13:00

http://imgur.com/aN8e6Ic

Keiichi is a boy, but he could be girl.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-03 13:25

>>137
The sequel, Umineko no Naku Koro Ni
nigga

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-03 15:56

https://github.com/barrucadu/lambdadelta
which one of you niggers made this

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-03 23:52

>>140
Keiichi is bad. http://imgur.com/9HNJKN6,PMipxQE He would not be a very good girl.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-04 0:15

>>143
Bad girls have their charm too.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-04 2:07

>>143
Misleading image.

Name: RedCream 2014-12-04 2:19

>>145
Imagined mange.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-04 3:08

>>143
Wrong, he is a good girl. All the girls and the villagers love him, despite his past mistakes. The club would be even more fun if he were a girl, because Mion wouldn't be hypersensitive due to her cockthirst and have Shition go on a spree kill.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-04 12:47

>>147

Rude.

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