Neurotypical idiots

I fucking hate all of you for making me waste my time.

After graduating from university, I still was a virgin. Some of my ex-classmates I was kinda close with kept bugging me about my "distant, cold and aloof personality". They don't understand it's plain boring to spend your time with people who are majoring on computer engineering, yet still don't know how to install a Linux distro or make a basic IRC client in C. Because of this, interaction between us consisted of calling me whenever they wanted to play a multiplayer game or had a problem with their pirated software running on shitty hardware. Telling them outright to fuck off wasn't a good idea because university forces you to do group homework and making enemies is never a good idea, no matter where you are.

Now for the relevant part. Since we all grew out of university and went on with our lives, many of them followed the usual trend of getting a job, buying a car, finding a girlfriend and becoming utterly bitter faggots. One of my ex-classmates called me, said he's wondering how I've been doing and invited me over to his place. Trying not to be an asshole, I accepted his invitation and had a long conversation while we were having lunch. The lunch his girlfriend had prepared for all three of us.

Him: "How's life going for you?"
Me: "Got a job for a small company that works with embedded devices. Been writing some simple drivers and helping them with their Linux servers and stuff because they don't have any sysadmins yet. What about you?"
H: "Found a job at a company that makes software for other bigger companies. It's been pretty hard on me but I'm doing this for the both of us."
(starts staring at his girlfriend, she giggles and they kiss)
H: "I suppose you already found someone to give meaning to your life."
(first thought that comes to my head is that of my favorite Touhou, then I realize how gay he sounds)
M: "No, you know I'm not the kind of person to spend my time with others."
H: "Awww! Come on, aren't you a bit too old for that?"
(girlfriend agrees with a quick nod and a "Yeah, yeah")
H: I bet you still live alon- don't tell me you are still single!"
M: "Well, yeah. Time and money are virtually unlimited, there's nothing to complain about this lifestyle."
(girlfriend looks mildly offended)
H: "You wouldn't understand! You've never had someone to share your days with."
(Is that my fault? I consider myself an unintelligent dumbfuck and finding people who are mildly interesting is pretty fucking hard. Also, what kind of brainwashing have you been through? What's with those awfully cheesy sayings?)
M: "Of course not, I'm considerate enough not to bore other people to death with my endless ramblings about computers."
H: "Haha, don't say that, I'm pretty sure there's someone out there for you."
M: "I'm not trying to be mean, but I'm real fucking sick of that line. How many times have I told you I don't find permanent company enjoyable? Living alone and having all the time I want for myself is what I've always wanted ever since I was very young and I'm not giving it up after I've come this far."
H: "You're saying that because you're feeling lonely. Don't worry, it's not that uncommon to rationalize your situation, especially at your age. Believe me, you wouldn't want to go back to being single after you find someone you genuinely enjoy spending your time with."

Trying not to start a pointless argument at someone else's place, I laugh it off and propose we play something after we're done having lunch, on the excuse that "it's not that uncommon to become a little faggot at games, especially after you find a girlfriend". I was expecting his girlfriend to get mad and him to laugh, but instead they both laughed like monkeys. After finishing our lunch, I gave his girlfriend a honest compliment for her cooking skills, thanked both of them for the meal and went straight for his PS3. I spotted a brand new copy of some Call of Duty game,

M: "What about this one? Seems like neither of us have played this game before and it'd be nice to see if it really is catered for 12 year olds."
H: "Haha, yeah, I wouldn't play that game by myself, I bought it hoping I could play it with someone else."
M: "You haven't even peeled off the cover. Have you not played this with her?"
(you can read "shit, I totally forgot about her" on his face)
H: "Uh, she doesn't like that kind of games. (...) How about Little Big Planet?"
M: "Uh... okay."
("yay" in the background)

Thinking it would be a boring game for children, I was surprised after having some legitimate fun with it, though it's not my favorite kind of game and I was progressively getting bored. Seems like he was getting bored of it too, though his girlfriend was still brimming with enthusiasm. Which is funny because she was pretty bad at the game.

-- cont
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Why do you still feel the need to post your life story, you annoying fuck?

>>39
But, why are you looking for a girl who knows the same stuff you know? I mean, it's gonna be easier to start a conversation because you would have "something in common", but after that what are you find do? You cannot talk about Chinese cartons the whole day... Like, Lisp ain not cool because of the parenthesis, what makes Lisp so cool is that you work directly into the AST of your own code.. You don't care about the stupid s-expr, it's the power of the AST what you really want.
And I'm not saying you should be with someone, if you are happy with your waifu that's fine, but you can't say that you tried to understand/experiment what being with another human is like when the only thing you did was initiate a conversation with some random cosplayer because she was dressing like a character of a stupid game. Come on, you are probably smarter than that, just extrapolate your own behavior and analyze it. Or do whatever you are doing now, but please keep with your story.

>>42

This ducking android keyboard fixing shut

For one, it was kind of late for Hatate to leave. What if some nigger raped her on her way to the station? It would be my fault if that happened. I don't want her to think I'm an asshole. More importantly, there's only one bed and I don't have any inflatable mattresses or anything like that. My house has never been ready for guests because I never considered the possibility of having one.

M: "Look, I don't mind having you stay here. My answer would be yes if there were some place for you to sleep. I only have one be-"
H: "It's okay, I'll sleep here on the couch."
M: "I can't let you do th-"
H: "Then you sleep here and I'll sleep in your bed."
M: "No way in hell."
H: "You don't want me to think you're a bad host, right? Don't worry, that won't happen even if you sleep in your bed and I sleep in the shower."
(I'm never letting anyone else get close to my fucking bed)
M: "What does that even have to do with the issue at han-"
H: "I'll sleep here and you'll sleep in your own bed. You must have spare blankets, otherwise that means you don't ever wash the set you sleep with and that would be kimoi."
M: "Kimoi? Are you twelve?"
H: (laughs)

Well, I've got no right to say that keeping in mind that I've got an imaginary (girl)friend.

We spent the rest of the night playing rFactor and watching anime. Then I had a sudden question for Hatate.

M: "Have you always liked racing games? Save for Alice, only men like them. It's even harder to find a girl who's willing to spend so much time on more serious games like this, if you can call them that."
H: "Not really, I'd always hate it when I was at Alice's and she'd beg me to play racing games with her."
M: "Then what made you change your mind?"
H: "I'm not sure but now I truly enjoy them. Not as much as you and Alice do, that's for sure, but they're no longer an afternoon-long torture."
M: "You must have hated them."
H: "Yeah."

I was tired. I took the computer back to my room and brought some blankets for Hatate.

M: "Here."
H: "You sure you don't want to sleep on the couch?"
M: "I already said no. I'm sleeping on my bed."
H: "Nevermind. Good night."
M: "Okay. Good night."
H: "I'm still waiting for my goodnight kiss."
M: "Seriously?"
H: "Yeah. Are you a barbarian?"
M: "No. What the hell?"
H: "You idiot! Are you even capable of-"
M: "Is a hug okay?"
H: "Yes."

I hugged her and went to sleep.

>>41
No special reason other than not wanting to leave this story unfinished and /lounge/ being the free-for-all board of progrider.

>>43
I have yet to meet a girl who is not trying to grab attention from lonely nerds, knows Lisp or any half-decent programming language and isn't an ugly landwhale or an annoying "feminist coder". I did meet some "coder girls" in these years, though. That's another part of the story.

>>45

another part of the story

Uh oh...

I wasn't prepared for this. This was the first time in my life I got something similar to female attention.

Or was I thinking too much? I've read of many cases on the Internet where girls are uncomfortably flirty but aren't looking for a relationship. It's in the nature of women to be misleading niggers. Right?

A goodnight kiss? Not sure if she's that childish or if she's trying to coerce me into doing stuff and then suing me for rape, but it confused the hell out of me. Anyway, I could have been more tactful. Also, it took me like five years before I even stayed over at a friend's place and she's done the same thing after a few months/years of knowing each other? Is she too careless, or am I too uptight?

I woke up to the sound of chirping birds. I couldn't hear Hatate from the living room, so I carefully made my way to the kitchen through the living room without being too noisy. "She isn't making a sound", I thought.

Preparing my own breakfast without being noisy was my first priority. Two hard-boiled eggs, a piece of bread and some orange juice I "prepared" using a fork, my hands and a lot of patience to avoid using the noisy juicer were my breakfast for that day. I took my improvised breakfast to the table and tried to be as silent as possible.

Hatate's sleeping figure was visible from the dining table and contemplating it made me feel weird. First of all, she'll never look as cute as Youmu, but there was something unbelievable cute about her. This was the first time I ever saw a sleeping girl that wasn't my sister or my cousin. The way she slept made her look like a small animal you want to hug tightly until it wakes up. It was kind of hard for me to believe this girl in front of me played the boring games I like with me and watched the shitty anime I like with me. Then I thought of Youmu and all those feelings suddenly went away. I hugged her like I always do: imagining her and myself in some parallel instance of this same world and trying to simulate what I'd feel in my real body. It's pretty hard to describe, but it gives me a fuzzy feeling I can feel in my real body.

Hatate woke up. She slept on the same clothes she was wearing that day: a black tank-top and pink sweatpants. Come to think of it, those clothes looked good on her.

M: "Hold on, I'll make your breakfast."
H: "It's okay, I'll make it myself. Finish yours first and come give me a hand."
(I must be a shit cook)
M: "Alright."

I got a couple of oranges, a boneless chicken breast and some toasts ready.

H: "Thank you for letting me stay."
M: "No problem."
H: "Want to play Touhou after breakfast?"
M: "Sure."

She finished her breakfast. I was too lazy to take the computer back to the living room and Hatate was probably leaving soon, so we both went to my bedroom and played some Shoot the Bullet there.

H: "(...) Say, what's your favorite character from Touhou?"
M: "Youmu."
H: "Anyone else?"
M: "Want me to give you a full list of characters from most liked to least liked?"
H: "What do you think of Hatate?"
M: "I think she's pretty cute. She's on my top ten. It's likely I wouldn't have approached you if you had been cosplaying another character."
H: "Does that mean you only care about me because of that cosplay?"
M: "I'm not saying that. What are you trying to say?"
H: "(...) I'd like to keeping hang out with you."
M: "I don't think I've ever said I don't like hanging out with you."
H: "You're dumb as hell!"
M: "What?"
H: "I'm trying to say I like you!"
M: "Want me to be blunt with you? I think I've known this but I wasn't sure and I thought being on the safe side was a good idea. To put it simply, are you asking me to be your boyfriend and you really mean it?"
H: "(...) What if I gave you a no as an answer?"
M: "It would mean I just embarrassed mysel-"

She hugged me and cried a little.

H: "Thank you."
M: "For what? It's not like I'm doing you a favor."

She wouldn't let go and kept hugging me for at least two minutes. I guess this is the first girlfriend I've ever had. Anyone would be crying tears of joy after breaking a "lonely strike" of more than 20 years, but I didn't feel anything like that.

-- cont

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>>9

Thing is, most relationships of under 25s start with drunken fucking at a party

Wrong, those are only good for one-night stands, you have no idea what you're talking about.

>>19

sex is way too fucking overrated, I now know this from first-hand experience

Did you only have sex once?
The first time is always terrible because you don't know what to do, it's the same with your first kiss.

>>51
I read that as

it's the same with your first kike

at first.

>>51

The first time is always terrible

Physically wise, yes. The whole thing is absolutely awkward for both, performance anxiety gets the best of you, either you don't last more than 3 thrusts or you can't even get it up, girl is too tense, at least one person will be satisfied while the other is left hanging in some state of half-arousal. It's pretty awful.

It's entirely different if you look at it from the emotional standpoint. Knowing there's someone else who accepts all your defects and gives you permission to interact in the most intimate way makes you feel like you're worth something. This is why I feel sorry for those niggers who can't control their urges and lose their virginity to prostitutes or one night stands. It's guaranteed to be a shit physical experience, just like the first time you drive or the first C program you make. You'll turn into a bitter faggot much sooner than I did if your first time doesn't involve any emotional background.

It's not like the second or the one millonth-time are worth the hassle, though.

In retrospective, that way of asking me out was pretty damn... stupid. Turns out it was the first she ever did that, or at least that was what she told me when we were making lunch as usual. She said she's always been too shy to make a move because she felt threatened by the guys she liked. I interpreted this as "you look like a weak defenseless faggot and that made it much easier to go out with you", thought it might have been the truth and laughed to myself.

We tried to keep this a secret from Alice for no special reason. It would make things less complicated and awkward to explain. It keeps everyone from "wishing you best luck in your new journey" and all that corny bullshit. It's better if you don't want to attract unwanted attention.

Either way, she caught wind of this, most likely from Hatate's permanent huge grin on her face and her being much more "touchy" with me. Hatate could also have told her directly. I still don't know what happened.

Our "dates" consisted of her staying over the whole weekend playing less racing games and watching more anime. I didn't feel like this was a waste of time, I've got a pretty huge backlog and catching up is always a good thing. She made the couch her new bed. Sometimes I'd smell the blankets she slept on expecting it to be an amazing experience, instead I got a musky smell that made me feel dizzy for a couple of seconds. I stopped doing that. No wonder I'm such a faggot.

Come to think of it, it was weeks after our "official start" that we both had our first kiss. She emanated a pretty "human" smell: a mixture between "lip flesh", saliva and an almost undetectable tinge of sweat. It's pretty hard for me to describe it, but later I found out every single girl, no matter how clean and perfumed she is (perfume is shit for niggers, by the way), has this smell to some extent. I'm almost sure every single human in the world comes with that, thought the only way for me to notice it was to have another human face dangerously close to mine. This smell surprised me at first and put me off from doing anything with her, but you eventually cope with it and learn to ignore it unless you're an autistic dog.

The first "move" she made was hugging me from the side, kissing my cheek in the most delicate way possible with her slightly moist and sticky lips and resting her head on my (bony) shoulder afterwards. Feel free to call me a lying virgin faggot: it was the best physical experience I've had in my entire life. Yes, much better than sex. I mean it. Not sure if this is universal for all cultures, but it's customary where I come from to greet a girl around your age with a kiss on the cheek. I kept wondering if she felt the same every time I greeted her. Surely you can't go having an electric shock that spreads through your body and a tingling feeling behind your chin every time a guy greets you.

M: "That felt amazing."

She did it again, and again. Then I tried to kiss her in the same way she did. We both melted.

This event was what kickstarted my physical attraction for her.

-- cont

>>19

sex is way too fucking overrated, I now know this from first-hand experience

Was it your right hand, or your left?

About me:
I'm looking for a cute boyfriend-free girl.
Contact me if you're a cute boyfriend-free girl. I'm the nicest guy you'll ever meet. I also fashion myself a bit of an entrepeneur (I write my own comic book with my characters of my own creation, I'd say it's a local success!). I also manufacture my own merchandise (and even wear it myself sometimes).

>>7
You are ugly and that's why you have these opinions.

Sex with a woman is the most wonderful feeling in the world. Bonding with an attractive or semi-attractive female is a powerful endorphin rush and is quite frankly necessary to stay sane. Humans have evolved to enjoy mating more than anything or else there would not be a species.

If you do not see the point of a girlfriend, then you've never experienced it.

>>57
You are ugly and that's why you have these opinions.

Sex with a woman is the most overrated feeling in the world. Bonding with an attractive or semi-attractive female is not a powerful endorphin rush and is quite frankly not necessary to stay sane. Humans have evolved not to enjoy mating too much or else there would not be a species.

If you do not see the point of a girlfriend, then you're a wise man.

>>52
Everyone should loan money with high interest rates at least once in their life.

----

I know you faggots won't take a cheek kiss as an actual first kiss, but I enjoyed it much more than the ensuing "actual" kisses.

Alice wouldn't come over as often as she used to. Not sure if this was out of consideration, dislike for Hatate's clinginess or the lack of extended racing game sessions. This was a good thing for us, giving us more time to get intimate.

H: "Here."

A passionate upfront kiss. I didn't know what to do, so I just stayed there waiting for it to finish.

M: "That was my first."
H: "What? Really?"
M: "Does that mean this wasn't your first?"
H: "Of course not! You don't even have to be in a relationship to have your first kiss. Hell, most people regret their first, including myself, precisely because it was meaningless, empty and desperate. Ever been to a party in your high school years?"
M: "I had no reason to go to one, no."
H: "Ah, somehow I'm not surprised."
M: "So?"
H: "My first wasn't this bad! Okay, try to put some common sense on this one."

Another kiss. I tried imitating her movements, softly nibbling and licking her lips. Honestly, it was okay at best. That cheek kiss set my expectations way too high. It's only logical for "more direct" interaction to be much pleasurable, but this kiss felt more like mashing lips together while getting some more of that "human" smell.

H: "Much better. We'll practice this everyday."
M: "N-Nice."

I was trying to hide my disappointment.

The same event repeated for the next two weekends.

I thought changing the way we kissed would help me find something I'd actually enjoy. Going really slowly, doing it like a parched dog trying to suck out the water of her mouth, softly biting her lower lip, even caressing her face while kissing her neck and collarbone. It did absolutely nothing for me, though it did wonders for her. Trying to selfishly enjoy myself ended up satisfying her much more than I expected.

That's when things got intense. Before I noticed, she had put my hand on her neck. I caressed and kissed her neck. She blushed in a way I had never seen before: her face was completely pink and her neck and collarbone were reddish and lukewarm to the touch. Even though I wanted to keep going down and down, I kept kissing her neck because I didn't want to rush it and fuck it up.

With some tears on her eyes and the cutest smile I've ever seen in a 3D girl^[2], she intently looked at me.

H: "That (...) was (...) awesom- (...) plea- keep goin- you want to keep going right"
M: "I do."

_{____
[2] This expression is akin to "the whitest man I've seen in Somalia". You know you can't do much about it, but it's still pretty impressive. Now, don't get offended, that was a joke and I do believe she was at her cutest, but nothing beats that time when I saw Youmu smile in one of the best dreams I've ever had.}

My face also got a bit warm. Getting a little desperate, I went for her collarbone. She let out a small voiced gasp.

This is when my brain stopped working for a split second. Not because I was insanely horny, but because I didn't know what a real gasp sounded like. To be honest, I was expecting something similar to a cute silent squeak. You know, the ones Japanese voice actresses are so good at. Instead it sounded like the moan from a Western porn actress at 10% the intensity. Harsh and deep in tone, but not as harsh in intensity. Just so you know, I'm grossed out by Western porn.

This definitely surprised me but I wouldn't stop for such a fucking stupid reason. This is when I grabbed her at waist level and shifted our weight in an obviously inexperienced way that would have ruined the mood it it had lasted a second longer. Now that we were in a more convenient position, she pushed me over so she could lie on top of me.

I could feel her bra on my chest. A part of her collarbone was touching mine. This gave me an instant boner which embarrassed me like nothing has ever done before. I ruined the mood in the middle of my efforts to hide my blatant boner.

H: "(...) are you okay?"
M: "Yeah- I mean- no"

She looked pretty hurt, probably thinking she was the reason I was acting weird. She stopped kissing me, put her hands on my chest to support her weight and kneeled on top of me. Pretty much like a non-sexual version of cowgirl position but fully clothed. She must have noticed my boner while she was trying to get off me.

H: "Uhh..."
M: "Don't worry, you're not the problem- I've got a problem of my o- nevermind"
H: "[REDACTED]-kun, am I being too cling- oh god"
(looks like she noticed. I looked away from her)
M: "Did you just fucking call me [REDACTED]-ku- no, that's not the issue- come here you helpless otaku"

I grabbed her and she was back at lying on top of me. I did this as quickly as possible, hoping she wouldn't have any time to make an embarrassing remark about my boner. I kept kissing her and hugging her at waist level. That's when she started slowly grinding on top of me. It wasn't the proper alignment though, I couldn't feel anything on my crotch. She was doing a "general grinding", trying to have as much bodily contact as possible without really caring about which part of her body was rubbing on me. This made me lose control. I moved my hand from her waist to her butt in infinitesimal increments. Once I got there, I gave it a little squeeze. Now that's the kind of moan I was expecting: the cute silent squeak. This made me bite her lip accidentally, I couldn't help it.

H: "Ouch, don't get too excited!"
M: "Sorry..."

She lifted my shirt and started kissing my chest. I swear I was about to explode, having your nipples and collarbone played with feels amazing. Not as good as that fucking kiss on the cheek I'll never be able to forget, but still pretty good.

It was my turn. This time I lied on top of her. I lifted her shirt and found a blue polka dot bra and a slightly wobbly midriff. Yet another misconception: not every girl out there is ripped as fuck. Sad but true. I definitely got this from saving way too many pictures of Youmu and Meiling. Hell, even some Touhou artists draw flabby bellies but that's another story. Either way, this was a shock for me and made me lose some interest. Well, who cares. I still had enough energy to go. I kissed her belly and swirled my tongue around her belly button. Back to the Western moans. Whatever.

I tried to take off her bra, to no avail.

M: "Help me out with this."
H: "Help you out with what?"
M: "Help me out with this."
H: "Oh, that."
(did she do this on purpose?)

A pair of small sagging breasts with perky nipples. Yeah, I know, unrealistic standards and all that. Don't worry, this didn't stop me from wanting to kiss and lick them.

H: "wawawaiiiiiit"
(I stopped at this point)
M: "I'm sorry, does it hurt?"
H: "Quite the contrary. I just think I'm not ready for this."
M: "I'm glad you said that."
H: "(...) what?"
(not again with that stupid cute "I wish you hadn't said that" face)
M: "Wait you idiot, that's not what I meant, I'm not prepared either."
H: "Oh."
M: "We gotta do this more often if we want to be prepared."
H: "Yeah..."

Which is what we did. This went for one month or so and we never got beyond desperately licking each other. Talk about being virgin faggot(s).

-- cont

_{See you tomorrow.}

>>56
Hey! I am a [i]cute[/u] boyfriend-free girl.

>>60

[i]cute[/u]

FAIL

>>61
It was [i]intentional[/u], it makes me look more cute!

>>54

perfume is shit for niggers, by the way

How can someone have such shit taste?
You don't like perfume, you don't read, and you judge others based on their opinions on toys.

Damn, I'm glad to be neurotypical.

Damn, I'm glad to be neurotypical. [2]

Damn, I'm glad to be neurotypical. [3]

(first thought that comes to my head is that of my favorite Touhou, then I realize how gay he sounds)

This is just sad, even in fiction.

Black men have many Fed funded programs not to mention private groups all working to save Black men from their criminal activity. My white friends who have gone to prison have told me about how much masturbation and anal sex Black men enjoy in prison. Black men enjoy prison. They enjoy prison sex. That is why they commit silly crimes that make no sense. Most Black me are gay, like President Obama, "on the down low". i have heard that most Black men would rather screw each other than screw Black women. Doesn't make sense to me, but then again, I am White, and for the most part, gifted compared to most Black men. Although I do wish I had a bigger penis. My wife would likely enjoy sex more if I was packing a bigger Johnson. Well keep up the reading.

>>67
Whites dick size is on average the same as black dick size and larger than yellow dick size.

>>67-68
i have an 8" dick u jelly B]

>>69
Because when no one will believe you're intellectually or aesthetically superior, the next best thing to do is claim you all have giant dicks, tits and ass.

>>63
Is it that hard for you to appreciate the natural smell of a woman?

you don't read

I don't read as much literature as an English major does, yes. I do try to read at least two books every two months.

you judge others based on their opinions on toys

Not sure what you're basing this on. If your life revolved around pets, would you judge a potential partner for a long-term relationship based on how well they make floral arrangements or something completely unrelated to one of the things you like the most?

Isn't it logical for your partner to share some goddamned interests with you?

>>70
But I actually do, I measured it with a ruler, tbh I don't even think it's that large.

>>71

natural smell

Disgusting, nature is vulgar so of course I would hate the natural smell.

I do try to read at least two books every two months.

Then you're already reading as much or even more than most English majors.

Not sure what you're basing this on.

Judging people based on video games.

If your life revolved around pets, would you judge a potential partner for a long-term relationship based on how well they make floral arrangements

No, I would base it on their tastes in the arts.

Isn't it logical for your partner to share some goddamned interests with you?

The point is to have good interest, not something so lowly and rooted in life.

>>70

my ass is really big

>>73
Listen to this anon OP. Also you should keep in mind that every girl is different, smell, taste, shape...

>>72
Don't worry, 32 cm is enough for everyone.

>>71
Marriages don't sustain solely on happiness and games, you weeb.

>>73

Judging people based on video games.

No self-respecting individual would play app-tier games.

Disgusting, nature is vulgar so of course I would hate the natural smell.

You can't stand the smell of a girl, yet you're completely okay with vaginas and anuses? Makes sense, virgin/g/ro.

Please never stop posting PjnbLbtYFM-kun

And I do mean never. If you ever stop posting, even for a day, I will find you and cut you.

even though this was OC... In the end I didn't read it ... sorry