shitboarding is like an imageboard's fiat currency. sure making more boards will stimulate discussion in the short term, but it's just causing inflation and a bankruptcy of interest in the future. This site is already becoming difficult to navigate. pls stahp adding useless boards
Real funny faggot ass bitch. You think this is a joke? You think giving me lip is a good idea? I'll fucking murder you.
Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so faggot. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.
Saged HARD
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Anonymous2015-11-05 17:16
Are you SUAVE? Are you a SPACE TOAD? Are you a SUAVE SPACE TOAD?
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Anonymous2015-11-05 17:17
I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;
Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!
Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.
We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.
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Anonymous2015-11-05 17:20
/jp/'s shitposting is closer to our brand (which is quite close to 2005 era /b/), while /a/'s is closer to the new age imagereddit shitposting common to the rest of the main imageboards.
What that basically means is that /a/ shitposts by having a deluge of completely worthless shit, but isn't interesting in the slightest, or simple garbage that gets repeated simply because it is annoying. Example: '>implying, image macros, and other shit that would have been funny in middle school. /prog/'s and, to a lesser much extent, /jp/'s, shitposting consist of having a few different shitpost methods with at least some thought put into their creation (for example, the `How are breasts attractive' thread, which is completely off topic and ridiculous, but is well written and somewhat interesting none-the-less). Ideas are formed on a questionable premise, then expanded upon until it reaches it's absurd logical conclusion. It may also take the form of making a huge deal over a minor detail, or assuming things that are false and writing a long critique based upon that, or making provably impossible demands. Contrary to Standard 4chan Shitpost Model (S4SM), where the intent is to annoy, the intent of our shitposting is to entertain, provoke discussion, or simply as an exercise in writing.
Since the fall of Usenet, w4c style shitposting is currently considered some of the best in the world. Even the great usenet trolls have migrated to /prog/ to bask in the glory of our shitposting. The UN is currently trying to classify /prog/ as a world heritage site, but their action may come too late. W4c shitposting is currently an endangered species, due to invasion by the imagereddits, a dwindling population caused by suicide and incarceration, and moderator action. Some have speculated that moot is trying to kill all forms of shitposting that do not conform to Project Canv.as. So far, the best defense available is to derail stupid imagereddit threads with kopipe and JEWS, as well as giving harmful advice to homework threads. It is considered rude to call a w4c style shitpost in conformance with board standards bad.
It is thought by leading scholars that the reason for the Shitposting Schism was the rapid growth of /b/ due to the media exposure of Chanology, when an influx of underage Digg users caused 4chan to explode. Others claim that the shift happened even before that, during the first influx newfags during 2006. This school of thought holds that the first influx gave rise to the loutish behavior of `raiding' and other bullshit, which was a direct cause of the second major wave. Once /b/ was populated almost completely with underage children, the shitposting culture changed to it's modern form, where it is a competition on who can be the most annoying. The cancerous population then colonized nearly every other board on 4chan that could possibly appeal to it's socially well-adjusted population. Mentifex, an expert in the field, built the Artificial Unintellegence ANDRU to model the thought process of the imageredditors. Despite a few setbacks, the project has largely been a major success.
Since world4ch was not linked to on most boards, and since the average imageredditor ignores anything that isn't a reaction image anyway, the area was left mostly unharmed by the change of shitposting. It remained much more subtle, and resembled machine generated spam less than the imageboard brand. Since /jp/ was at one point full of autistic sexually deviants (a natural pairing for /prog/riders) and were far more computer literate than boards such as /g/ or /b/, they were naturally drawn to programming; /prog/ and /lounge/ (which had a shitposting style slightly different than /prog/, until two retarded children took over the board) was an obvious destination. Since it still wasn't enough of a secret club, they moved off site to places like 4-ch for a few days before returning to /jp/ with a more cultured outlook on shitposting.
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Anonymous2015-11-06 0:47
Read this thread and ARCHIVE IT before it's lost forever:
this is one of the things IPFS is about: anyone can choose to 'pin' content and the hosting of it is distributed so it makes archiving a lot easier. Also users that fetch it cache it temporarily and serve that to others.
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Anonymous2015-11-06 14:36
∴∵∴∵∴ tanasinn operates the whole world ∴∵∴∵∴∵ tanasinn is the soul of the universe ∴∵∴∵∴∵∵∴∵∴∵ tanasinn is the bottom of your heart .∵∴∵：(・)∴∵∴∵∴∵ tanasinn transcends surrealism and realism ∴∵rミ ,○､：(・)∴∵∴∵ tanasinn is inherent in every self ∴∵/ / ミ 〉∴∵∵ tanasinn is inherent in every structure ∴∵∴∵| ￣＼ /∴∵∴∵ tanasinn is inherent in every system ∴∴∵∴.､` ／∴∵∴∵∴∵ tanasinn is decadent and may cause self-collapse ri ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ tanasinn vacumeir alles _＿,! ヽ,∴∵∴∴tanasinn∵∴ tanasinn plays with all elements 三三 _{{∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵ The Messenger of fear ￣ ~~∴∵∵∴∵∴∵∴==ｭ The Child of darkness and confusion ∴∵∴∵∴∵/, |.! The King of infinite decomposition ∴∵∴∵ ^|.|.| The Khaos ∴∵ .l.|.| 「Don't think. Feel and you'll be tanasinn」
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tanasinn is a word that is thought to be connected to many ancient civilizations such as the Sumerians and Aztecs. A variety of interpretations such as, “creation and destruction,” “truth,” and “the dark cloud,” have been proposed, although none are definite. In actuality, the spelling of “tanasinn” is a phonetic equivalent created by British explorer Scott Norman. It is said that the original reading is not “tanasinn,” but even this term deeply affects the psyche and causality of living things.
In a 1982 experiment, it was found that continually playing “tanasinn” at a fixed frequency and interval was fatal to mice. But this remains an unsubstantiated rumour.
English explorer Scott Norman and American Psychiatric Association authority Roger Batkinson were deeply involved in tanasinn research. Scott was the one who discovered “tanasinn” at ancient Aztec ruins and continued researching it for a long time. However, one day he suddenly disappeared.
The sentence, “I got it!” was spelled out over and over again spanning 73 pages in the diary he kept before his disappearance. Roger, who was engaged in research into the psychoactive elements of “tanasinn,” left a tape with the words, “there was a truth we should not have touched,” and shot himself in the head with a pistol.
It is written in Mayan murals that those who have understood the truth in “tanasinn” can freely control the destruction and rebirth of all things. Also written are words: “the key to opening the casket should never be uttered.”
tanasinn absodivides the WORLD
Words cannot explain tanasinn. More accurate: Don’t think. Feel and you’ll be tanasinn.
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Anonymous2015-11-06 20:45
My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?" The doctor said "An underwater weighing test" And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."
So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).
My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No." So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.
My sister had to wear pants and a bra, so she enjoyed minutes of going underwater.
I didn't take a shower and she didn't too.
Before she got into the tank, you see girls 'pretend' to pull their hair into ponytails, but they don't. That's what she did.
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Anonymous2015-11-20 14:26
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more apidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou. You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full genome. Worse than that, you top-post. In HTML. God created toads, houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks,slugs, leeches, and intestinal rasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, microcephalous, hairy-livered inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.
Back at MIT, the Sussman was eating a tuna fish sandwich, something reserved for the aristocracy. The catchphrase on the can read, "You cannot tune a filesystem, but you can eat a tunafish sandwich!" It wasn't very well-received, of course, but it was well-enough known at this point to remain.
The Sussman munched on the delicious, moist tuna thoughtfully when all of a sudden he sensed behind hi a list comprehension. THE ABELSON! The Sussman leaped out of his seat, his wizard hat almost flying off his head (it was kept on by a quick (def (f x y) (f y x))).
And just in time - the Abelson's blow, intended to truncate the Sussman's tuna-filled spleen his the wooden wizard chair, which shattered into a thousand pieces.
"Well, well Sussman, I see you've maintained some of your skills from 6.001. You may have dodged that expression, but how long do you think you can hold out against my Python3000?"
"THREE THOUSAND?!" the Sussman shouted in response, cackling. "You never understood, Hal; you couldn't defeat me with PythonOver9000."
"What are you talking about Gerry. I've seen your powe--" he stopped, mouth agape as the sudden realization dawned over him. "NO, IT CANNOT BE!"
"YES. YOUR SUSPICIONS ARE CORRECT, HAL. I'VE BEEN SUPRESSING MY POWER LEVEL."
"HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE??!" Hal shouted. In desperation, the Abelson hurled a fury of list comprehensions, dictionaries and exceptions at the Sussman, but Gerry easily knocked aside the feeble incantations.
"You never understood, Hal," he chastised as he prepared his final attack, "it was always as simple as EVAL-APPLY!!!!!!!" he shouted as he unleashed the ultimate spell at the Abelson.
The world froze.
Few people have ever seen a spell of such power; few people could even wield it and even fewer were willing to use it. In this terrible, suspenseful moment, the world froze. Completely. This isn't just a literary artefact, something had segfaulted.
Sepples took a look at the screen. "Motherfucker!" he swore. Somebody had been running a fucking Ruby interpretter, which has exhaused not only the machine's physical memory, but also used up all the allocated swap space. He'd have to reboot the system from the last savestate and re-run the computation another day.
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