Drugs thread!

Which 2hu would you drop acid with?
Which Rozen Maiden would you do stims with?
Which Higurashi would you do dissociative with?
Which Lucky🌟Star would you huff solvents with?
Which Ichigo Mashimaro would you shrooms with?

>>40
https://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=24374

'you went from talking about pygmy tribes and the yeti into 'THEY'RE HERE! You jumped up from your log, grabbed the machette, ran thru the fire and into the treeline, hacking everything in site. We were too scared to come to you. In fact, we were worried that you were gonna start thinking we were Orcs too, so we left.'

My friends literally fled into the woods to get away from me. I don't remember much until I came across a dead animal. Which coulda been a whale or a unicorn or a Meglotherium for all I knew. I spent a lot of time fighting 'Picts' or 'Danes' or whatever. I read a lot of fantasy books and play Magic cards so Goblins, Murgos, Viashinos, Skull Bearers, Trolls, Gnolls, and a whole other assorted menagerie of evil was out to get me. Somehow, I wandered into a swamp and lost my 'sword.'

My friends found me hours later. It wasn't hard. I left a trail of hacked brush and I was screaming quite loudly. I have vivid memories of terrible things coming out of the dark for me. The scary thing was, for the several hours I was alone, I didn't drink anything. Luckily, I was only a half mile from camp. I didn't recognize my two friends when they came for me, I thought the flashlights were 'witch balls' I fought with them a little, before I realized they were real and had water. I'm sure that I had pissed myself and was real glad to get dry clothes on back at camp.

On the comedown of a DXM experience. I really wish I had Satoko here to snuggle with.

Any weed otaku here? I'm about to spend the day in the dark, high as fuck, programming a LLVM-targeting Scheme compiler, while anime plays on the TV. If all goes well I may just use a vacation day tomorrow to do it again.

>>42
Grow up dude. I know niggers are scary, but get a real drug.

>>43
Do not fucking bully me you stupid pothead. I'll drink as much Robotussin as I please. I prefer DXM to anything except ketamine, and that is hard to get ahold of. Hang yourself.

I look forward to using your compiler though.

>>44
Unless you like the idea of brain lesions, you might want to go easy on the DXM. Ketamine is probably easily available on the Dark Internet, much safer alternative.

>>45
Olney's lesions caused by DXM are unconfirmed! I only do it once a month or so, and the idea of having the government deliver drugs to my door is a strange one.

>>46

unconfirmed

Methinks you might look up the word "clever" because, if that was your version of sarcasm, you might not want to quit your day job.

>>46
oh I got it. your in 5th grade and this is what is funny @ recess. good job next time don't forget to use words "fart" "booger" and "boobs" tho. 10 year olds say they all the rage.

Alright, weekend is over. Time to get ready for the work week. What did everyone learn?

My DXM revelations:
🌞Microsoft and Sony are going to monetize sex VR and charge you every time you cum, but you will gain achievements for doing different things.
🌞The Battle of Marathon was a horrific affair, and the Greek losses are underestimated, and they were aided by an unknown tribe of nomads that had a grudge against the Persians, then disappeared.
🌞 L-lewd

>>47
The results are unconfirmed humans. Even in rats, which have a higher brain metabolism, they had to get up to almost the lethal dose to induce them. Recreational use doesn't even approach that amount, and DXM (or ket for that matter) use has never been observed to cause lesions in humans on recreational doses anyway. I'll be sure to never increase my regular dose by 700% though.

>>48
/polecat keredditabs/

Anyone take any nootropics? I just ordered some pramiracitam, going to try it out.

>>50
I don't, but that sounds like some good stuff. I would do it with Patchouli. Please report back and your experience; I trust you more than the rest of the internet.

Is this the new crossposters thread?

>>52
Yes, but you have to do drugs with us and tell us about your favorite touhou\VN\anime character first to prove you aren't a cop.

>>53
My favourite anime is Rozen Maiden and my favourite character from it is Hina. My favourite VN is Steins;Gate because Mayuri is innocent, cute and a baka just like Hina.

I take meth (orally) almost every day. I take no more than 50mg and never snort or smoke it. It is basically a better version of Adderall that's also cheaper. I used to be an unproductive loser before starting this habit.

I take dick (anally) almost every day. I take no more than 50cm and I never suck or blow it. It is basically a better version of pussy that's also cheaper. I used to be an unproductive loser before I started this habit.

>>49
I learned that there are adults who still swig cough syrup -- or at least, people that call themselves adults. You could at least do it pure. Interesting bit about the monitization of sex though. Was that part of the trip.

>>54

My favorite Higurashi is Rika Furude, my favorite anime character is LAIN, and my favorite drug is weed and it is my sincerest hope to mix all three of them together in a month-long orgy (no niggers or indians invited) ending in a group suicide on a stormy beach in Japan where we will be found by a group of high school girls on summer vacation.

>>55
Are you sure that you can stop though? That sounds really dangerous. Not because of the amounts, but because you are doing it every day.

>>55
Now you're a methhead loser! What an improvement!

Stop this
* aims dick at >>57-kun's anus *

>>57,58
I won't deny that I am addicted. But I can and have stopped for about 5 months in the past because I lost a dealer. Also, I have 3 days off of work every week and do not take any during these off days. The only real problems are that I sleep a lot when I'm off and that I have to chew a lot of gum because my jaw clenches too much.

>>57

Was that part of the trip

It's one of those things that you remember with a certainty, but then you realize that it's fucking retarded and was drug induced. Like when you are coming down and think of what you did yesterday and vividly recall taking your kids to the park, then you realize that you don't have kids. Works best at blackout doses.

>>60
Anon, I just want you to know that I love you and I don't want to see you sucking dicks for meth. Please do your best to stay in control of your life.

I did DXM a few times as a teenager, but swilling all those liters of cough syrup always gave me diarrhea during the peak of the experience. Really brings you down to be spewing liquid shit everywhere while your head is in the 5th plateau. The inevitable brain lesions aren't very nice either.

I actually caught brain lesions from doing dxm. Whoever is saying it is an unproven association is lying.

>>62
You can extract it. Use ammonia to get the dex out of the syrup, then lighter fluid to get the dex out of the ammonia, then lemon juice to get the dex put of the lighter fluid. Then you choke down that horrible, horrible, horrible tasting mix and achieve Satori. I've never gotten sick (other than wanting to puke because of how horrible dex powder tastes, never mind the lemon juice) with this.

That said, if you still remember what shit, or what shitting is, or what feeling is like, then you didn't hit fifth plateau.

>>63
I'm not calling you a liar, but was that actually the diagnosis? The speculation that DXM causes lesions is based on the similarity of the experience to PCP. To actually induce them in rats, it took 75mg/kg, while a 4th plateau does is about 15mg/kg, and at 25mg/kg you're going to get serotonin syndrome, overheat your brain, go into a coma, and die.

>>64

Use ammonia to get the dex out of the syrup, then lighter fluid to get the dex out of the ammonia, then lemon juice to get the dex put of the lighter fluid

Consuming evaporated lemon juice laced with ammonia and lighter fluid can't be good for you to do regularly. Surely there is a less disgusting way. Won't you at least replace the lighter fluid with orange oil? Why not buy the pure DXM pills instead, either at a pharmacy or the dark internet?

>>65
You'd better not have any ammonia or lighter fluid left, or you might be ded. Ammonia mixes with water, but not lighter fluid, so after you put the lighter fluid in, you let it seperate, then drain the ammonia out. You need to then fill it up with water to catch any remaining ammonia, let it sit for a few more hours, and drain it again. I usually do it a couple times after it stops smelling like ammonia. You could do the same when you use the lemon juice, but I would rather just lose some dex than make more liquid to choke down. Then you can put it in a pan and heat it up and stir it around. Lighter fluid evaporates before water. Or you can flare it with a lighter to be sure if you want. As long as you didn't use impure ammonia or lighter and you weren't an impatient faggot who couldn't wait for the polar and non-polar molecules to seperate, it should be fine.

All that said, Delsym grape tastes delicious. I've never thought of asking for dex from behind the counter, I am now ashamed to admit. I've never seen it on the darknet, and if I'm ordering off the darknet, I'll be getting better shit than this, like delicious ketamine.

>>66
That is bad information to spread around to people who do not have a deep understanding of chemistry. The average drug addict is going to end up trying to save time by simply consuming the ammonia, lighter fluid, lemon juice and cough syrup all at once. How many people have died after hearing about this """tek""" and attempting it at home? I bet quite a few.

>>67
I-I didn't mean to be irresponsible, desu~❤! And in my defense, the whole purpose is to get the dextromethorphan out of the syrup. I shudder to imagine the retard who would go ahead and drink the whole mixture. And it shouldn't require any knowledge beyond basic college chemistry to deduce the details, and just basic knowledge that polar and non-polar substances won't mix to actually do it. I'm sure many more people have killed blinded themselves or others trying to make meth in a bathtub.

If that's too complicated or dangerous, they can always just get Delsym or one of the knockoffs, which contain DXM polistirex instead of the usual DXM HBr, mix it with a gallon of water, let the dex-dust settle at the bottom, and get rid of the rest of the water on the top. No way anyone can screw that up.

No way anyone can screw that up.

I chuckled.

Going on a spiritual journey with Rika!

I was texting a dealer through an online text messenger and arranged everything except where to meet, then I forgot to put the email address in on the last one and now I can't see the replies, and I'm too embarrassed to ask again. I'm going to go cuddle a pillow and pretend it's Remilia and cry.

You pigs live in filth.

You have made your pile of filth! And now you must lie in it!

>>70
Pimping out Satoko to feed your crack addiction!

>>71
Dealers are criminal garbage who exist solely to buy substances that grocery stores won't sell from. Why would you be embarrassed? Who gives a fuck what they think? You're the one who isn't a dysfunctional loser.

>>74
I wouldn't be so sure.

>>75
About which one? Forcing Satoko to be a prostitute or that drug dealers are losers?

>>74
I am a dysfunctional loser though. My morning alarm is the My Pace de Ikimashou, still, after like 3 years. Before that it was Hanamaru Sensation. Remilia is my girlfriend, but I often cheat on her with her sister. I get completely blazed every day after work, which I hate and always do the bare minimum (except I'm currently trying to sabotage the guy pushing for pair programming, I'm working pretty hard at that), and screw around reading CS books, shitposting, or masturbating until I fall asleep.

>>76
What do you mean ``forcing''?

>>76
The "You're the one who isn't a dysfunctional loser." part.

See >>77 for reference.

>>77
Stop calling yourself a loser. It's how the neurotypicals win.

>>78
Satoko is a promiscuous little harlot, but even she has never debased herself to accept money in exchange for her sexuality.

>>79
Y-yeah, that makes more sense. Sorry for being a fool.