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Drugs thread!

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-25 9:10

Which 2hu would you drop acid with?
Which Rozen Maiden would you do stims with?
Which Higurashi would you do dissociative with?
Which Lucky🌟Star would you huff solvents with?
Which Ichigo Mashimaro would you shrooms with?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-05 5:01

>>49
I learned that there are adults who still swig cough syrup -- or at least, people that call themselves adults. You could at least do it pure. Interesting bit about the monitization of sex though. Was that part of the trip.

>>54

My favorite Higurashi is Rika Furude, my favorite anime character is LAIN, and my favorite drug is weed and it is my sincerest hope to mix all three of them together in a month-long orgy (no niggers or indians invited) ending in a group suicide on a stormy beach in Japan where we will be found by a group of high school girls on summer vacation.

>>55
Are you sure that you can stop though? That sounds really dangerous. Not because of the amounts, but because you are doing it every day.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-05 5:41

>>55
Now you're a methhead loser! What an improvement!

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-05 6:24

Stop this
* aims dick at >>57-kun's anus *

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-05 9:18

>>57,58
I won't deny that I am addicted. But I can and have stopped for about 5 months in the past because I lost a dealer. Also, I have 3 days off of work every week and do not take any during these off days. The only real problems are that I sleep a lot when I'm off and that I have to chew a lot of gum because my jaw clenches too much.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-05 20:27

>>57
Was that part of the trip
It's one of those things that you remember with a certainty, but then you realize that it's fucking retarded and was drug induced. Like when you are coming down and think of what you did yesterday and vividly recall taking your kids to the park, then you realize that you don't have kids. Works best at blackout doses.

>>60
Anon, I just want you to know that I love you and I don't want to see you sucking dicks for meth. Please do your best to stay in control of your life.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-05 23:17

I did DXM a few times as a teenager, but swilling all those liters of cough syrup always gave me diarrhea during the peak of the experience. Really brings you down to be spewing liquid shit everywhere while your head is in the 5th plateau. The inevitable brain lesions aren't very nice either.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-06 1:51

I actually caught brain lesions from doing dxm. Whoever is saying it is an unproven association is lying.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-06 2:28

>>62
You can extract it. Use ammonia to get the dex out of the syrup, then lighter fluid to get the dex out of the ammonia, then lemon juice to get the dex put of the lighter fluid. Then you choke down that horrible, horrible, horrible tasting mix and achieve Satori. I've never gotten sick (other than wanting to puke because of how horrible dex powder tastes, never mind the lemon juice) with this.

That said, if you still remember what shit, or what shitting is, or what feeling is like, then you didn't hit fifth plateau.

>>63
I'm not calling you a liar, but was that actually the diagnosis? The speculation that DXM causes lesions is based on the similarity of the experience to PCP. To actually induce them in rats, it took 75mg/kg, while a 4th plateau does is about 15mg/kg, and at 25mg/kg you're going to get serotonin syndrome, overheat your brain, go into a coma, and die.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-06 3:44

>>64
Use ammonia to get the dex out of the syrup, then lighter fluid to get the dex out of the ammonia, then lemon juice to get the dex put of the lighter fluid
Consuming evaporated lemon juice laced with ammonia and lighter fluid can't be good for you to do regularly. Surely there is a less disgusting way. Won't you at least replace the lighter fluid with orange oil? Why not buy the pure DXM pills instead, either at a pharmacy or the dark internet?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-06 4:34

>>65
You'd better not have any ammonia or lighter fluid left, or you might be ded. Ammonia mixes with water, but not lighter fluid, so after you put the lighter fluid in, you let it seperate, then drain the ammonia out. You need to then fill it up with water to catch any remaining ammonia, let it sit for a few more hours, and drain it again. I usually do it a couple times after it stops smelling like ammonia. You could do the same when you use the lemon juice, but I would rather just lose some dex than make more liquid to choke down. Then you can put it in a pan and heat it up and stir it around. Lighter fluid evaporates before water. Or you can flare it with a lighter to be sure if you want. As long as you didn't use impure ammonia or lighter and you weren't an impatient faggot who couldn't wait for the polar and non-polar molecules to seperate, it should be fine.

All that said, Delsym grape tastes delicious. I've never thought of asking for dex from behind the counter, I am now ashamed to admit. I've never seen it on the darknet, and if I'm ordering off the darknet, I'll be getting better shit than this, like delicious ketamine.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-06 4:51

>>66
That is bad information to spread around to people who do not have a deep understanding of chemistry. The average drug addict is going to end up trying to save time by simply consuming the ammonia, lighter fluid, lemon juice and cough syrup all at once. How many people have died after hearing about this """tek""" and attempting it at home? I bet quite a few.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-06 5:33

>>67
I-I didn't mean to be irresponsible, desu~❤! And in my defense, the whole purpose is to get the dextromethorphan out of the syrup. I shudder to imagine the retard who would go ahead and drink the whole mixture. And it shouldn't require any knowledge beyond basic college chemistry to deduce the details, and just basic knowledge that polar and non-polar substances won't mix to actually do it. I'm sure many more people have killed blinded themselves or others trying to make meth in a bathtub.

If that's too complicated or dangerous, they can always just get Delsym or one of the knockoffs, which contain DXM polistirex instead of the usual DXM HBr, mix it with a gallon of water, let the dex-dust settle at the bottom, and get rid of the rest of the water on the top. No way anyone can screw that up.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-06 16:58

No way anyone can screw that up.
I chuckled.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-07 4:12

Going on a spiritual journey with Rika!

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-07 5:00

I was texting a dealer through an online text messenger and arranged everything except where to meet, then I forgot to put the email address in on the last one and now I can't see the replies, and I'm too embarrassed to ask again. I'm going to go cuddle a pillow and pretend it's Remilia and cry.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-07 10:33

You pigs live in filth.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-08 5:49

You have made your pile of filth! And now you must lie in it!

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-08 6:10

>>70
Pimping out Satoko to feed your crack addiction!

>>71
Dealers are criminal garbage who exist solely to buy substances that grocery stores won't sell from. Why would you be embarrassed? Who gives a fuck what they think? You're the one who isn't a dysfunctional loser.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-08 12:02

>>74
I wouldn't be so sure.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-08 16:33

>>75
About which one? Forcing Satoko to be a prostitute or that drug dealers are losers?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-08 17:32

>>74
I am a dysfunctional loser though. My morning alarm is the My Pace de Ikimashou, still, after like 3 years. Before that it was Hanamaru Sensation. Remilia is my girlfriend, but I often cheat on her with her sister. I get completely blazed every day after work, which I hate and always do the bare minimum (except I'm currently trying to sabotage the guy pushing for pair programming, I'm working pretty hard at that), and screw around reading CS books, shitposting, or masturbating until I fall asleep.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-08 17:32

>>76
What do you mean ``forcing''?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-08 18:32

>>76
The "You're the one who isn't a dysfunctional loser." part.

See >>77 for reference.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-09 18:59

>>77
Stop calling yourself a loser. It's how the neurotypicals win.

>>78
Satoko is a promiscuous little harlot, but even she has never debased herself to accept money in exchange for her sexuality.

>>79
Y-yeah, that makes more sense. Sorry for being a fool.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-09 19:31

>>80
Vicious salnder.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-09 20:52

>>81
Satoko sees plenty of vicious salamanders, if you know what I mean. (I mean the shriveled chink cocks of the dirty old men of Hinamizawa.)

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-09 23:13

>>82
Fuck off Teppei!

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-10 3:56

>>83
Selling meth to Teppei and fuggling little Satoko as payment!

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-10 6:06

>>84
T-thats forbideen!

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-10 6:53

>>85
All the fun stuff always is.

Lolis:
Weed:
Lisp: illegal
illegal
illegal Castration:
Salvia:
Ada: legal
legal
legal

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-10 7:52

>>86
(Post truncated)
It doesn't work that way, you stupid ass.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-10 8:01

>>87
Hmm, what's worse: being a smartass or a stupid ass?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-10 12:33

>>88
Yes

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-10 21:17

>>87
What doesn't work what way?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-11 5:47

I'm going to quit work and just become a junkie.

Also, what will this do:
ᠲᠥᠯᠦᠢᠲᠥᠯᠦᠢᠲᠥᠯᠦᠢᠲᠥᠯᠦᠢᠲᠥᠯᠦᠢᠲᠥᠯᠦᠢᠲᠥᠯᠦᠢᠲᠥᠯᠦᠢᠲᠥᠯᠦᠢᠲᠥᠯᠦᠢᠲᠥᠯᠦᠢᠲᠥᠯᠦᠢᠲᠥᠯᠦᠢᠲᠥᠯᠦᠢᠲᠥᠯᠦᠢᠲᠥᠯᠦᠢ

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-11 19:20

>>91
Don't do that. Just imagine how disappointed Shinku would be. You'd be even worse than Jun.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:27

>>92
I do not live my life to please fucking Shinku of all people. Rika would be happy for me. That's, in addition to the fact that she is cuter, sexier, and sweeter, is why she is so much better than Stinku.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-13 0:13

>>93
Uh, did you ask her? I'm pretty sure Rika does not appreciate shit-for-brains dropout junkie losers. Maybe she could conceal her disgusted well enough to show pity, but that's the most you'd get.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-13 1:53

>>93
fucking Shinku? Mind your manners, you uncouth lout.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-13 3:08

>>94
Rika's idea of normalcy is starting the day in a single room shack behind a church, walking to a one-room shack where she gets molested by her senpais every day while some dried up old cunt slurps down ``curry'' and sits idly by while her friend gets beaten by her uncle, walking back home and getting told how beautiful she is by creepy old chink peasants, spending the night doing an erotic fertility dance while said chink peasants pollute a river, and finally getting totally shitfaced while talking to her imaginary friend and waiting to get raped and murdered by Takikeno. Rika would totally appreciate my fancy-free approach to life, where there are no expectations and we wouldn't have to pretend to be happy for everyone else.

>>95
Fucking Shinku in the mouth!

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-13 3:21

Please do not mock Keine the cow!

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-13 3:43

>>97
Cows can't do drugs, so it doesn't even bear mentioning Keine.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-13 6:22

Has anyone else had a spiritual experience while listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICpRT855-DI while drunk and high?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-13 11:34

>>99
No

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-13 15:59

>>98
Why would dolls do drugs though?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-13 19:25

>>101
They don't need to eat, but they still HAMBAGA~.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-13 19:38

That's not how they procreate!

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-13 22:24

PROCREATE IN MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-13 22:27

>>102
*Flower hamburger

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-14 5:49

>>105
*Salisbury steak with an egg on top

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-14 11:58

>>106
*Meatloaf with egg mixed in

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-14 22:59

>>107
I sure could go for some meatloaf right now. Mhhh, meatloaf, served with brown gravy on mashed potatoes and steamed zucchini.

I'm sure my mother would make it for me if I went home this weekend, but I went home last month and it was the same old song and dance of "when are you going to get married?" and "do you think your could get your fat and lazy nigger-lover sister a job where you work?" and "it's okay if you're gay, son, we love you anyway", so I'm not doing that shit again for at least another six weeks.

Thank you for reading my blog.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-14 23:01

>>108

But seriously, when are you going to get married?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-14 23:09

>>109
When child-marriage is legalized again and I can finally walk Rika down the aisle.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-14 23:14

>>110
Even in some bizarre world where ISIS conquers the earth the lolis flow freely, it still would not be legal to marry a video game character.

You need to get your shit together, dude. Your sister is a racemixing NEET whore. You are the only one who can save the dynasty. You need to start a harem and get ten or twenty women pregnant a year if you don't want to suffer the fate of the Hapsburgs or Caesars.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 0:10

>>111
I don't give a fuck about my dynasty of crackheads and killers, dude. All I need is Rika and my 2hus by my side to be happy. If my parents deserved grandchildren, then they would get them, but as it is, they raised one nerd and one slut. That's what they get for not drowning me in the bathtub when I was little. I'm not the one who made my 16yo mother fuck my 15yo father to conceive me. All I want is some meatloaf. Why must I be inundated with increasingly desperate pleases for me to function like a normal human being just because it is glaringly obvious that I am the smartest one in the family?

Maybe I'll just make the fucking meatloaf myself. In fact, I'll do everything myself. I'll even slaughter the cow. Actually, that gives me an idea....

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 0:20

>>112
my 16yo mother fuck my 15yo father to conceive me
Wow! You really are a new breed. A nigger AND a spoiled brat. Awesome!

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 0:35

>>112
it is glaringly obvious that I am the smartest one in the family

You are the King of Niger. Congrats.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 0:55

>>113
Nope, I'm white. My father has worked every day of his life, and has become a very rich man. His brothers, through, are the same pieces of shitty white trash that the rest of the family is. I am, quite literally, the first in my family to graduate high school, much less college. And did I get money from the government? "No, you white man oppressor!" And did I get money from my father? "You fucking leach, you think I'm going to spend my money on your education? I've got your sister's nigger friends to support!".

>>114

It is glorious. They all put their trust in me to drag this family out of the gutter. Jokes on them, I'm just about the most worthless person you could find.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 1:06

>>115
Where did you get the money then? And don't tell me you had a job when you were studying, because you were shitposting night and day.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 1:22

>>116
I did work though. In the oil field, as all the other men in my family do when they aren't drunk, strung, out, or imprisoned. For my father none the less. Think that was easy? Think again. He wanted me to "earn the respect of the crew", even though they are all easily replaceable spics who so I was given the worst jobs and hours over the summer. I still managed to shitpost because I had a smart phone.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 1:24

>>117
Should have jumped out of the platform and drowned yourself in the sea.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 1:29

>>118
Why are you being so mean to me
?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 1:41

>>117
If any of that is true, congratulations, you actually deserve much more respect than I usually give you.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 1:46

>>117
Actually, you probably had a smartphone. I remember you took a picture on the streets for New Year's Eve, a few years ago. Your story must be true. Shit. Sorry bro, why didn't you tell me that earlier?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 1:47

>>120
It's all true, but yet here I am, a stoned weeaboo pedophile, and my day job is a junior java programer. I don't deserve any respect. I only barely read my SICP today.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 1:53

Stoned? Is that something new? And what's wrong with being a junior Java programmer when you're young? I don't think the oil field job was better.

About SICP, have you ever read the whole chapter 5? Nothing else matter.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 1:59

Money junkies disgust me. How can they be so addicted to greed that they would be willing to sacrifice almost half their day slaving pointlessly just for a small dose of money???

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 2:07

>>124
The Jews made them wagecuck. Jews are afraid of NEETs because they are the last free men.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 2:10

And no matter what happens you still have your /prog/ friends and your anime friends too.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 2:33

>>123
Yeah, stoned. I smoke the "girl scout cookies" strain of marijuana. Not because I'm particularly interested in this strain, but because it does sound cute. I end up like this every day. What a loser I am. Today I sat at my desk for a eight hour long skype cal in which Saadat from Whthefuckknows was my pair programmer. Saadat is an idiot. Saadat wants to argue about how many spaces to a tab, and how we should treat newline characters from source control. I've suffered Saadat for three and a half months and he does nothing but change my do worthless shit like change protected variable to package for testing. I hate you Saadat.

And what's wrong with being a junior Java programmer when you're young? I don't think the oil field job was better.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~! This is not how my life was supposed to be! I demand a do-over!

About SICP, have you ever read the whole chapter 5? Nothing else matter.
I work through it in different languages. I find it givesa good sense of the language. Currently trying Prolog, but Prolog is a little butthole.

>>124

Money makes the world go around. If you can't understand money, you cannot understand the world.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 3:42

>>119
I feel like you trying to make me pity you. I don't like that.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 4:50

>>128
Why? It's not like there's some shortage of pity for you to feel, you selfish asshole!

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 6:12

>>127
Saadat sounds like an indian. This is your fault for working at a company that would hire indians.

Seriously though, if you are that unhappy, find a new job.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 7:26

>>130
To be fair, >>127 is clearly an Indian too. Observe his command of English and tell me otherwise:
he does nothing but change my do worthless shit like change protected variable to package

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 20:52

>>131
please don't cuck my shit up fam

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 20:53

>>132
please check my dubs fam

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 23:37

>>128
What have I said that would be a ruse from which to extract pity? I'm still better off than most.

>>130
What company isn't hiring Indians?

>>131
I-I'm sorry! I swear I'm not retarded or brown!

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-16 3:31

>>134
You're a programmer, you should be able to follow the instructions in a meatloaf recipe.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-16 4:58

You're either a troll, a retard, or a particularly inept shill.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-16 5:44

>>135
I think I will. It's just ground beef mixed with crushed up crackers, onions, bell pepper, garlic, tomato sauce, diced tomatos, pepper, and salt, maybe an egg. Use mushroom soup as a gravy base. Get some red potatos, cut them in half and boil them for twenty minutes, smash 'em, put in some butter and mash 'em. Maybe put a little cheese on them. Slice up some zuchini or cobbed corn and toss it in some steam. Severed with some rye toast on the side and artificially sweetened tea. That does sound really good.

>>136
Why would someone shill in the 66I'm a degenerate loser99 thread?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-16 6:02

>>136
That's rather cute and amazing.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-16 8:07

>>137
What is so degenerate about doing drugs with anime characters?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-16 10:33

>>139
N-nothing at all, its all normal and a part of our glorious modern culture. Keep watching japanese cartoons and never reproduce.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-16 18:25

>>137
They sell meatloaf at Boston Market, if you are in the US. If you throw a tantrum, they can probably put the egg on top, but they will probably draw the line at letting you eat it with your daki of Hina at the restaurant, so you'd better make it take out.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-16 19:05

>>140
Keep watching japanese cartoons and never reproduce if you're white.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-16 22:32

>>139
You are corrupting your brain with poisons so you can watch a cartoon made for autistic child molester so you can get more into it. This is on the very edge of depravity and deep into the realm of degeneracy. Won't someone do something to stop this menace before more innocent lives are lost?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-17 3:26

Degenerate dubs

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-17 4:18

Fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-17 5:08

>>145
U mad bruh? Stay mad lmao 😂😂😂😂😂

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-17 8:07

>>142
https://i.imgur.com/3jlGH.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-17 9:12

>>147
I didn't know this was an imageboard?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-17 10:54

>>148
You can even embed images http://bbs.progrider.org/meta/read/1456696639 in the post

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-17 12:56

>>148
Is that supposed to be a question?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-17 15:44

>>150
Of course, how can someone be expected to know whether they don't know something themselves?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-17 19:11

>>147
What sort of mental illness\disability does it take to do something like this?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-17 19:45

>>152
It seems like a cultural thing, some just don't get the concept of a text only board.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-18 2:11

>>152
It is typical of imagereddit users to post imgur links where they are not welcome, such a disability is known as retardation.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-18 2:29

>>154
Check em

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-18 5:05

Smoking weed with a loli!
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