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[OMG] we have a psycho killer in this board

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-18 1:01

First he burned a hamster alive now he threatens to kill an European.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-18 1:05

Any alternative gaining European Union work permit visa for a starving Russian programmer?

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-18 1:25

>>2
I'm from Western Europe and I'd gladly switch passport with you. You'd have to make a public statement that your mental illness is now treated and that you now longer hate russians.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-18 1:25

*no longer, obviously

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-18 1:37

>>3

1. I don't have any mental illness. Despising Russians is just a cleanliness.
2. Unfortunately it is mostly the dislike of Russians that drives me out of Russia. Had Russia been populated by say Norwegians or Icelanders, it would have been a great country, without all that ugly nonsense.

Unfortunately no European country would ever give me Asylum, because hatred for Russians is not a valid reason to apply for asylum by UN convention, but if I continue torturing and killing animals, and insulting Russians, I will obtain enough hatred against myself to apply for asylum by UN definition of refugee.

That is of course if Russians won't kill me first, because I already get death threats every few minutes and some Russians even tried it already.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-18 1:56

>>5
I we switch our papers, I will have to live with your name and I don't hate russians.

I'll probably hang out with nationalists and carrying your name might be a bad idea. You are well known on dvach and /pol/

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-18 2:13

>>6

Yeah. If you present yourself to russian nazis as Nikita Sadkov, then will beat or even kill you, because russian nazis hate Jews. Back in 2006 I was already assaulted by some skinheads, but 10 years later they obviously hate me even more.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-18 2:17

>>6

Also, you don't need my passport to live in Russia. It is easy to gain Russian citizenship or work permit, compared to EU.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-18 2:27

>>8
I seriously doubt that, there's no chance that I get a work permit. Why would they give me one?

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-18 2:57

>>9

Why would they give me one?
Because Russia is not EU - there is no job protection. Putin gives millions of work permits even to low skilled muslims, who don't even speak Russian.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-18 3:16

>>10
Anything that is making you think that or it just a gut feeling?

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-18 3:18

>>10
They give work permits to former USSR citizens, not to westerners.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-18 3:32

>>11

Russian immigration laws. You just apply for a vacancy, then get a job permit without any troubles.

>>12
Most Tajiks and Uzbeks here are not former USSR citizens, because they were born after the fall of USSR.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-18 4:06

>>13
What job? I can't seriously apply for anything. I just want to live like a jobless bydlo.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-18 14:27

>>14

Russia has no welfare, so you can't live here as a jobless bydlo. If you plan to live off crime, then you don't need work permit either. I.e. no junkie will ask drug dealer to show an identity card.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-18 15:36

>>15
But you don't work, do you?

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-18 16:15

>>16

I'm living off my mom.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-18 16:16

>>17

And I'm also stealing from shops sometimes and even got beaten once for that. You know, in Russia they don't call police and can simply kill you for shoplifitng.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-18 19:49

psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-18 20:01

>>19

a Jew.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-18 20:02

>>1
to kill an European
an European

I know this is grammatically correct, but it doesn't seem right. It seems like "a European" would be more appropriate.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-18 20:07

>>21
It isn't grammatically correct. You use a or an depending on how the word sounds when spoken, not just on whether it starts with a vowel or not.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-18 20:49

>>22

I guess he should kill OP.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-18 22:18

>>23
Yes, this mistake (using an instead of a because the word starts with a vowel but is pronounced as a consonant) indicates low-intelligence. A person of high-intelligence would be able to 'sound-out' each word he types prior to typing it -- at such a speed that it barely registers in his consciousness -- while those of low-intelligence are unable to do this at a reasonable speed and thus dispense entirely with sounding-out words or even fully grasping their meaning. These are the people that read WTF as "w.t.f." instead of "what the fuck". These are the people who do not possess the intelligence to seamlessly differentiate between they're and there while typing.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-19 2:56

>>24
Hahaha. Yeah their pretty dumb, huh?

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-19 4:24

>>25
*they're

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-20 11:22

>>24
A person of low intelligence is one who follows a corruption of an older rule. For vowels, the indefinite article should be an.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-20 11:51

>>1
I see Toxic Speciesism and internalized Eurocentrism(with implied Anthropocentrism) in your posts. All animals and humans are equals. A suggestion to reframe your post:
First he burned a living being alive now he threatens to kill another.

Name: Futuristipastica11Cauoo+XsTV 2016-10-20 14:22

BURN THE EUROPEAN

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-20 15:02

I'm an illegal immigrant from Russia and Arabs are my friends. Together we will undermine Europe and submit it to Putin.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-20 19:46

>>18
Make up your mind before ww3 or we would both find ourselves in shitty situations for supporting the wrong side.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-20 21:46

>>31

WW3 comes, I will join Russian army, then shot my squad in the back and surrender to NATO troops.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-20 22:16

>>33
How could you possibly ever see NATO troops, fool?
Also enrolling? N. S. from the imageboards? I don't believe they'll let you.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-20 22:26

>>32
Also you're a good programmer. You can probably get a job in a decent european eastern-country like Slovakia, even with a background check.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-21 0:50

>>34
Getting job in EU requires BSc degree, I don't have even high school one. Otherwise I would have left Russia years ago. On the other hand, UN refugee convention says, that if one's life is in real danger, then he can apply for an asylum, which is basically equivalent to the work permit in the country where he applies, but doesn't require any formal education at all.

So I got just one requirement - get my life into danger. Cutting open animals alive, broadcasting that into Internet, will no doubt put my life in dangers, because a lot of Russians will be wanting me dead. Especially if I torture to death former police dog (i.e. German Shepherd breed), because such dogs are held in great love in Russia and cops will be very biased in that case towards me.

>>33
How could you possibly ever see NATO troops, fool?
That is WW3 There will be some enemy troops on the ground. If that is Russia vs China, then I will surrender to Chinese army. Just to do something against Russia.

Also enrolling? N. S. from the imageboards? I don't believe they'll let you.
In case of WW3, everyone will be mobilized, especially volunteers. And then it will be just getting to the front line and waiting for the good moment, where my russian comrades will be under fire, so I can shot them from behind.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-21 1:19

>>35
What the fuck man? You're so savage that animal torture is your pathway to seeking asylum? I strongly doubt that any (non-Russian) country will give you asylum knowing that you are psychotic enough to torture animals in order to attract attention from killers to come for your life.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-21 1:51

>>36
You're so savage that animal torture is your pathway to seeking asylum?
Any better way getting refugee status? Because you know, just walking into embassy and asking for an asylum doesn't work. They will simply deported me back to Russia as an illegal immigrant. So I need a proven reason.

I strongly doubt that any (non-Russian) country will give you asylum knowing that you are psychotic enough to torture animals in order to attract attention from killers to come for your life.
If they refuse me asylum, then they will be breaking their own law requiring giving asylum to anyone whose life is in danger. The UN convention law doesn't care about animals, only if I ever harmed human being. So torturing German Shepherd should be okay.

Of course, they refuse me after all I did and all the time I invested into it, then I will seek my revenge and will try to kill a EU citizen, gaining his passport. If I get caught, that will be an enormous stink, attracting attention to to the cruel immigration law, where people have to kill to get work permit.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-21 1:53

>>36
TLDR: It is in their best interest to avoid messing with me, because I can easily take hostages and then demand EU work permit. That would be a lot more costly than just giving me work visa.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-21 4:29

Getting job in EU requires BSc degree
This is not true but I know you what you're going to say next. You're not really interested in the job and the money and you won't even consider an offer unless it's game programming ``in Lisp''.

If you still want to take the political asylum path, there's a better way than torturing innocent animals. Suck dicks, become an LGBT militant and wait for homophobic threats. 100% guaranteed to work.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-21 4:36

I haven't watch the video but fuck you. What have we done to you? You've always been a cunt, you spammed /prog/ with the worst of /pol/ for years and in the end we were all genuinely happy for you when you got that fist job.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-21 9:50

>>37,38
1. Join the Russian military
2. Desert the military when they bully you for being a homosexual. Whether you're actually homosexual or not, it doesn't really matter. You just need real experience of being bullied in the military because you're either a jew or a faggot. This is going to be a traumatic experience because I know the Russian army is psychotic and yet, disciplined.
3. Claim asylum in Sweden or Finland because of your race or sexual orientation
4. Please stop torturing those poor animals. If you're going to slaughter an animal for food, please don't torture them before hand.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-21 11:50

>>41
1. Join the Russian military
I'm out of the conscription age, so I can only join by main own free will.

2. Desert the military when they bully you for being a homosexual.
That is not enough to get asylum, because I've joined military and deserted voluntarily. For an asylum I need my life to be in danger, not some small fine for deserting.

3. Claim asylum in Sweden or Finland because of your race or sexual orientation
Hating Russians is not valid reason to ask for any asylum.

4. Please stop torturing those poor animals.
For now I see no other way.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-21 11:51

>>41
2. Desert the military when they bully you for being a homosexual
Also, in Russian army everyone is gay. You cant find more gay army. They just don't talk about it publicly.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-21 12:21

>>42
The point is that you should be able claim asylum on the grounds that you're being discriminated and threatened because of your race or sexual orientation. I'm not a lawyer for any European country so I don't actually know if this works for them.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-21 12:50

>>44
The point is that you should be able claim asylum on the grounds that you're being discriminated and threatened because of your race or sexual orientation.
Discrimination is not reason for an asylum by UN convention. Only life-threating conditions are. Otherwise I could have claimed asylum on the ground of myself not being Russian, because Russians discriminate against any non-Russian person. Then again, I can get a job in Russia, because I refuse to write Russian language, because Russian is the degenerate language of subhuman apes.

I'm not a lawyer for any European country so I don't actually know if this works for them.
I'm neither and I don't have money for a lawyer. Proper lawyer costs more than buying EU citizenship through investment ($300,000) or a sham marriage (around $200,000). I have tried offering EU citizens women $100,000 to marry me and all of them refused, then my account was banned, because many of them have reported me.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-21 12:51

>>45
I can NEVER get a job in Russia, because I refuse to write Russian language

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-21 12:55

I'm certain you can get asylum because of sexual orientation.

Can't you just enter an EU country as a tourist and overstay your visa? And then live in a hackerspace and shitpost from there?

If you just asked nicely instead of butchering a hamster to get attention, maybe me or someone else would have thought of some place where you could stay. I'm not sure I can let you around kitchen knives right now.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-21 13:46

>>47
I'm certain you can get asylum because of sexual orientation
Nope. That must be some process separate from the UN convention, which I want to trigger. I know a lot of Russian gays want into Europe, but can't get there, because EU doesn't want more unemployed prostitutes.

Can't you just enter an EU country as a tourist and overstay your visa?
1. They wont give me a tourist visa, because I'm unemployed.
2. Overstaying tourist visa means lifetime entry ban.
3. I can't work on a tourist visa.

And then live in a hackerspace and shitpost from there?
Making money from shoplifting, breaking into homes and cars is a bad idea. I need work permit.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-21 14:06

>>48
``Start-up companies'' often don't give a shit about your university degree if you can get the work done. I don't know if you have experience in any of those modern shiny technologies you probably dislike.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-21 14:36

Maybe you really can't get a work permit in Europe. Then finish your game, find a way to make some money, be nice with your mother and seek faith.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-21 14:42

>>50
I can't make any money from selling my game, while I'm in Russia, because I refuse to pay taxes to Russian government or register company in Russia. When you import foreign currency into Russia, you have to pay various taxes.

>>49
Start-up companies still can hire only people with work permit visas, otherwise they will be closed in no time with huge fines.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-21 18:49

>>51
Stop pretending to live in Russia, dude. Not cool to lie about Russia like that. So stop.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-22 5:07

>>52

I do live in Russia. Here is a video of me sacrificing a rooster, at the Temple near Kremlin https://goblinrefuge.com/mediagoblin/u/nikita_sadkov/m/smert-rossii/

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-22 7:52

>>53
Total bullshit. What kind of asshole would lie about something like this?! I can't figure it out.....

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-22 13:50

>>54
Here I'm in front of Kremlin, burning russian flag:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6C8MDuJJak

Name: Futuristipastica11Cauoo+XsTV 2016-10-22 14:54

Burn him!

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-22 16:49

>>53
Don't cut off the head of the cock!

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-22 16:53

>>57

I got banned at freesound.org for uploading sounds made out of tortured animals: http://imgur.com/a/W3Fn5

So much for free speech.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-26 2:37

Islamic State kneads hamsters!

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-31 22:59

>>58
Free speech does not imply that other people are obligated to host your speech for you.
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