>>2 They wouldn't ask you for that info, they already have it.
I'm asking for this info as a mortal, I want to meet up with some /prog/riders and show them my ultraoptimized fibs.
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Anonymous2013-09-24 21:37
Canada, Burlington 32 SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT ENGINEER C#, Octave
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Anonymous2013-09-24 22:27
Country, City: Age: like a fine wine Occupation (if student, then Major): NEET Favorite programming language: LISP
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Anonymous2013-09-24 22:39
Japan, female 8 Grade school student Lisp
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Anonymous2013-09-24 22:52
Country, City: It's better than rap, Adderlaide Age: I can since you asked, but usually I sage. Occupation: NEET; hobby blacksmith Favourite programming language: enjoyed SML and racket when I used them.
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Anonymous2013-09-24 22:59
Country, City: Capital of the Land of Coffee and Cocaine Age: Yes Occupation: ``Computer Engineering'' (0.5*CE + 0.1*CS * 0.3*SE * 0.1*IT) Favorite programming language: C, haven't had the chance to use Lisp in something more complicated than Newton's method
>>4 What kind of ROBUST SOLUTIONS have you worked on?
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Anonymous2013-09-25 0:14
>>9 I have one for your amusement. We did work for a company that had a decades old COBOL clone for a front end language. They had invested millions in code written in this language, and couldn't afford to throw everything away and start over, so they had us write what I guess you would call a runtime that read the compiled NOT-COBOL and carried out the instructions using relatively modern technology. For example, HTTP didn't exist when the program was written, so we rewrote the communications components to use that. Is that ENTERPRISE enough for you?
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Country, City: Kanto Pallet Town Age: 10 Occupation (if student, then Major): ᴾᴋᴹɴ Master Favorite programming language: Z80 Assembler and C
>>16 we need 21 or so bits of identifying information to find you among everyone else that lives, what's the harm in leaking a few of those? If you merely answer the questions, there's no writing patterns or connections to any that people can utilise to find where you've written elsewhere, and thus attain more information on you. If you are the only Scheme fan in say Dilli, East Timor, then perhaps you have a problem on your hands and someone will find your userpage on the internet. From there, it's a question of what do they do next? Probably not a lot. /prog/'s collection of various insane and unstable people are not the type to hunt and track you down just for the sheer heck of it. Unless you're a PHP fan.
>>17 Actually, all I need is either an IP address (which I got), or the an email address. More than likely I have you mapped, wiretapped, or will do in the next 24 hours. Don't be alarmed if you receive a hiccup on your internet connection, it's just ̶̵̻̩̖̙̅͡ ̸̧͈̈́̋̑̌ ̸̡̮͖͔̦̪͎̖̩́ͫ́͒ͨͩͅ ͓͕̪́̽̾͑ͯ̀͋̔̕͟ ̵̷̯̙̠̼͚̪̤͔͔̄ͩ̄̌͊ ̧̟͓̻̮̥̖̤̪̠ͨͮ ͈͆̋ͥ ̵̡̧̰͉ͧ͒̌ ̵̡̰̟͓̈͊ͩ̐͆ ̤̣̻ͨ̆ͮ̏ ̱̈̎̐͑͠ͅ ̪̬͉̌̅͐̉̿̍ͫ͐ͥ ̸̨̯͈̦͇̰̪̹͛ͩͮͯ̆ͨ̋͐ ͭ̚͏̮̖̹̰̰͙ ̡̭͔͇̫̯̯̔̏̉͊ͫ̀̚͜ ͇͚̮͚͓̑̚͞ ̴͈̹͎̠̱̆ͣ͊̊́̎ͨ̂͞ ̛̤̖̩͈͉̮̿ͯ͋ ̶̳̙̠̳̦̗̄ͬ̔͛ͤ̿̕͟ ̤̬̠̯̰̼̰̮ͬ͢
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Anonymous2013-09-25 4:55
Country: East Timor City: Dilli Age: late 20s/early 30s Occupation: Coffee Farmer Favorite Programming Language: PHP
TBILISI—Georgia has arrested a 75-year-old woman who, with her shovel, left all of Armenia without access to the Internet for half a day, according to Georgian police.
>>18 See, now you've leaked a fair few identifying bits of your own. For example we've narrowed down your person to being one of <1,000,000 in the world who works in the five eyes system. Your poor grammar indicates either lack of education, sleep or attention. Uninspiring zalgo text shows complacency, or usage of crap online generators, with no drive to find one that is better. You'd better hope with a lax attitude like that, that your superior is managing your security.
As such, it's likely you don't work at RAF Menwith or Pine Gap or [unspecified storage shed #15], and you're just being a cool roleplayer. Ultimately that means IHBT.
>>23 Oh god. Do they not properly wire cables in Geogia? Worse yet label them? We use sewers and post/lanterns to affix cables. If we need to go through urban areas, we always mark them by the roads.
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Anonymous2013-09-25 22:49
>>13 lol hard >>26 She was looking specifically for (abandoned?) underground cables to sell for scrap. It wasn't an accident.
USA; a city whose reputation is far worse than reality 25 Internet adult media critic Pseudocode, Python, Pascal, Perl, PL/I, Pico, PostScript, Prolog, Ada
I don't know what you mean, but close, in the top 4 in the country.
>>28 Just for fun. I really only use Python, though mapping things out in pseudocode is a huge help sometimes. I used Pascal (and C++) for a couple years in high school. I took AP Computer Science in the last year before the test switched from C++ to Java. That fucking test killed my interest in programming for almost a decade.
>>20 Job Position, placement, or title. IoW, taking into consideration your occupation. L.A. CA. really? That's almost anticlimactic. I just learned I am also on the top 4 most populated cities, lol.
>>33,34 Yes, this is the geographic, temporal, and vocational mean.
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Anonymous2013-09-29 5:00
>>31 Not LA. Wrong top 4... And unfortunately I'm not anything more than an amateur Internet adult media critic. My real job title is more along the lines of 'Precious metals and collectibles dealer.'
I think my problem was that I never had any real motivation to continue programming, even though I enjoyed it. I didn't have any sort of goal in mind. Full language progression would be Basic, Pascal, C++, PHP, Python.
>>36 There are many interesting things to do. Do you not have personal itches you would like to scratch, like shitty file managers or unreliable/not secure communication protocols? Would you not like to make a dream come true, like the distBB? Did you not want to make games when you were younger?
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Anonymous2013-12-28 1:10
Jews.
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Anonymous2013-12-28 3:46
Country, City: USA, Boston Age: 24 Occupation (if student, then Major): SWE Favorite programming language: bash