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I wonder what happened to him.....

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 3:50

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 4:03

How did you even find this page?

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 4:40

google: reading plan9 source code www.cs.cmu.edu/~davide/p9.html https://www.cs.cmu.edu/~davide/misc.html https://www.cs.cmu.edu/afs/cs.cmu.edu/user/davide/public/ic95/grad-compute.html google: cmu.cs.opinion www.cs.cmu.edu/~josullvn/ic99/ https://www.cs.cmu.edu/~josullvn/

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 9:50

email his phd advisor and ask if he completed his phd

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 9:55

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 10:03

Sorry that Xavier is offline till Sept 10 1998. Parts of Xavier are being used at the Smithsonian...
Joseph O'Sullivan

Wow! What a stunning thing. And Joseph O'Sullivan, congratulations: Anything which manages over 80% success rate in endeavors is impressive. > Such a rate certainly beats my personal one.
Tom Smith <DTOMR@AOL.com>
San Diego, CA USA -

https://web.archive.org/web/19990117025011/http://jubilee.learning.cs.cmu.edu:8080/guestbook.html

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 18:16

inb4 car crash

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 18:36

RIP Joe Sullivan

Died attempting to prove lambdas are
closed under endotensor multiplication.
You are missed but not forgotten.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 18:37

>>8
No such thing as ``endotensors'' you retard

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 19:21

>>7
I think suicide from the stress of PhD, waiting for >>1-san to email.

Name: John 2014-05-23 19:48

>>10
My name isn't Sam.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 21:19

>>9
Lets see your non-existence proof then.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 21:38

>>11
no, your name is Anonymous

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 21:55

>>11
do you not know how to read? he said san, not sam. learn to spell monkey

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 22:03

>>13

I think his name is John.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 22:08

>>14
newfag detected

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 22:09

>>16
do you not know how to read? he said san, not sam. learn to spell monkey

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 22:20

probably hired by google to write software for some google car.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 23:14

>>15
but >>7-sam's name is ``Anonymous''

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 17:24

>>17
There is no word "san" in the English language, you monkey.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 17:37

>>20
there is no mention of the words "perl", "java", "ruby" or "javashit" in any English dictionary, yet we still use them almost every day

you're not funny or clever, retard

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 17:41

>>21
Ruby is mentioned in most English dictionaries.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 17:43

>>22
oops, that was a bad example indeed

my point still stands though

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 17:48

>>21
Is "John" or "Ralph" in any English dictionary, you moron? That doesn't make "san" a part of the English language.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 17:51

>>24

Only monkey fetishists care about the english language anyway

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 17:52

>>25
Only slit-eye fetishists pollute their language with weeaboo shit-words anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 17:54

>>26
You are the kind of person who would go to Africa and complain about the absurd amount of niggers.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 18:02

>>27
Why would you say that? This place is a programming board, not a weeaboo board.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 18:23

>>26
It's not my language, I don't care.

>>28

This is not a programming, this is /prog/. The programming sub-reddit is more suited to your needs.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 18:31

>>29
Fuck off you third world trash. Your language is shit compared to English.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 18:34

Simple uzu esperanton, fagotoj.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 18:38

>>31
It's based on beaner. Why not base a new language on the greatest three human languages in the world? Latin, Ancient Greek, and English.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 18:39

>>26
Your epic meme isn't changing the situation, retard.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 18:40

>>32
Wrong. They are Scheme and Japanese.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 18:42

>>34
A language can't be called great if its writing system contains more than a hundred symbols. A language whose writing system is composed of four incompatible types of symbols with thousands of symbols in one of them, is even worse. So no, Japanese is a terrible language.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 18:44

Japanese is the Haskell of natural languages.
Chinese is Coq.
Esperanto is Lisp.
Latin is C.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 18:46

>>35
A language can't be called great if its writing system contains more than a hundred symbols.
Fuck you, J and APL are great.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 18:54

>>37
U.^n#r .:e #. a>d *.::a<;b,^l.(e s@#.>:>.hi%.<t

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 18:55

>>38
Yes.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 19:21

>>30

You are kind of funny. Like a monkey in a cage. I'm starting to like you.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 19:31

>>40
Not this (atheist/theist | white/black | liberal/conservative) shit again. Why don't you two fuck already?

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 20:19

>>36
They cant be equated with each other.

I don't want lisp being a beaner language either.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 22:00

>>41

Who said anything about liberals or whatever? I'm not part of the cockrub duo here.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-25 6:35

>>42
Esperanto is the most beautiful and simple of the generally-applicable languages, yet almost no one uses it and it's destined for obscurity as the general populace keeps using C (Latin) in the form of its many derivatives, the most popular of which is C++ (English) - a crazy, monstrously huge and complex heir to the beauty (yet not as simple as that of Lisp/Esperanto) of C (Latin).

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-25 7:58

So what do you think happened to him?

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-26 1:08

>>44
The aim of Newspeak is to remove all shades of meaning from language, leaving simple concepts (pleasure and pain, happiness and sadness, goodthink and crimethink) that reinforce the total dominance of the State. Newspeak root words serve as both nouns and verbs, further reducing the total number of words; for example, "think" is both a noun and verb, so the word thought is not required and can be abolished. The party also intends that Newspeak be spoken in staccato rhythms with syllables that are easy to pronounce. This will make speech more automatic and unconscious and reduce the likelihood of thought. (See duckspeak.)

In addition, words with negative meanings are removed as redundant, so "bad" becomes "ungood". Words with comparative and superlative meanings are also simplified, so "better" becomes "gooder", and "best" becomes "goodest". Intensifiers can be added, so "great" became "plusgood", and "excellent" and "splendid" become "doubleplusgood". This ambiguity between comparative/superlative forms and intensified forms is one of the few examples of ambiguity in Newspeak.

Adjectives are formed by adding the suffix "-ful" to a root word (e.g., "goodthinkful", orthodox in thought), and adverbs by adding "-wise" ("goodthinkwise", in an orthodox manner).

This would, of course, not prevent heretical statements such as "Big Brother is ungood," but not only would this statement sound absurd in the ears of the politically orthodox, it would also be impossible to understand exactly what the statement means since all concepts and words that can be used to argue against Big Brother would be eradicated from the language.

Some of the constructions in Newspeak, such as "ungood," are characteristic of agglutinative languages, although foreign to English. It is possible that Orwell modeled aspects of Newspeak on Esperanto; for example, "ungood" is constructed similarly to the Esperanto word malbona. Orwell had been exposed to Esperanto in 1927 when living in Paris with his aunt Ellen Kate Limouzin and her husband Eugène Lanti, a prominent Esperantist and International Communist.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-26 12:35

>>46
Orwell didn't realize that Newspeak is exactly how the Japanese language works.

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