my $CPAN = "AIDS";

CPAN = Comprehensively Poopy modular AIDS Network

Have you caught the CPAN AIDS already? Steer clear of people who use this abomination to avoid the deadly epidemic that is cpan

cpan breaks fucking every time you install something remotely large, pesters you literally billions of times with irrelevant prompts like

"Would you like me to append it to /home/aids/dicks/cocks/penises/weenies/.pooprc"

It is so bad that I've had better results installing modules with apt/yum instead of cpan! don't even get me started on cpan.me

actually, you know what? fuck perl. enough of this shit

fuck perl. enough of this shit
2014

Whoa your time-slowing shouts are really powerful, Dragonporn.

2014
people still remember Perl

>>2-3
atleast it is better than python, lua, ruby and php

>>4
Ha.

>>5
Fuck off you xcode using idiot, you have emacs, vi/vim, ed, acme, etc, not that shit. Or just program your own text editor.

You might as well be an IDE using winblows nigger.

>>6
Vim is for xcode using idiots of the next level

>>6
What makes you think I use xcode?

>>8
your anal proclivities

>>4

can't nest lists
doesn't have proper parameters for subs

better than python, lua, ruby and php

/back to Larry's basement/

>>10

can't nest lists
doesn't have proper parameters for subs

Whomever you're quoting is wrong.