Father's Day Thread

Say what you want about your father, but for reasons you do not.

I.e.
I loved you man, non-romantically. You made my work a piece of cake down to address stack. Thanks unrequited Dad, you will be missed:
http://cm.bell-labs.com/who/dmr/

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you are a /b/aka, try to find a decend job and if you can't get money form them. Scrubing toilets it's a horrible job and I would prefer to kill myself than doing that. Rake leaves does not seems that bad

We don't talk very much

this is not cool, they are your parents and they love you ;-;