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Swift STOLE features from 10 other languages.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-17 8:08

http://www.infoworld.com/slideshow/155797/10-features-apple-stole-the-swift-programming-language-243934#slide1

Try not to vomit!

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-17 8:29

*vomits*
*farts all over this thread*

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-17 8:34

I looked at the other slideshows too, they are equaly horrible

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-17 12:20

Got to be parody, nobody seriously puts signed and unsigned integers on a feature list of any kind.

Putting ``type inference is awesome'' and ``manifest typing is awesome'' directly beneath each other was pretty funny though.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-17 14:33

Swift is a total ripoff of the Turing Machine. Intellectual theft of this magnitude calls for /penis punishment/ of the worst kind.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-17 14:40

Turing Machine is a total ripoff of the hat lambda calculi, as expected by a faggot like Turing. Intellectual theft of this magnitude calls for /penis punishment/ of the worst kind. not that he would not enjoy it

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-17 14:50

lambda calculi is a total ripoff of a total ripoff

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-17 15:10

Signed and unsigned integers -- C# and Objective-C

My sides are overflowing

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-17 15:11

>>8

Scheme and Common Lisp don't have unsignies.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-17 15:13

>>9
(declare (type (unsigned-byte 8) var))

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-17 15:14

>>9
Same for Java

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-17 15:14

Swift is the result of the latest research on programming languages,
lol

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-17 15:16

Early languages like Lisp assumed that everything was a list or a tuple

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-17 15:17

https://developer.apple.com/swift/
Swift is the result of the latest research on programming languages ... you don’t even need to type semi-colons.
top lel

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-17 15:18

Swift was built to be fast ... reference counting

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-17 15:48

>>15
Who are you quoting you motherfucking imbecile?

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-17 15:50

>>16

http://www.infoworld.com/t/development-tools/apples-swift-not-so-swift-after-all-244120

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-17 15:53

>>17
The text you entered does not appear in that motherfucking article you motherfucking quote misusing faggotshit. Now who the fuck were you quoting because it obviously is not that motherfucking article.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-17 15:56

>>18
He is quoting >>19-kun
Swift was built to be fast ... reference counting
Swift is the result of the latest research on programming languages ... you don’t even need to type semi-colons.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-17 16:10

>>18

I was quoting original apple's article https://developer.apple.com/swift/

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-17 16:11

>>20
I think >>18 means that it does not have the ``..'' in it

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-17 16:17

>>18
I haven't taken my pills in days.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-17 16:22

>>20
The word `reference' does not appear in that mother fucking article. Now just who the fuck were you quoting because you've given me two different possible sources now and both of them were fucking inaccurate. You wouldn't last one second as a professional journalist. You would be fired for this incident already. Pathetic.

>>19
One cannot quote the future unless they have achieved time travel and if they had then that would be the important news story, not some bullshit about some language for faggots created by a corporation that acts as a parasite leaching off of society via techno consumerism.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-17 16:23

>>22
Who are you quoting and how is this relevant to the argument at hand?

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-17 16:29

>>23
it does appear, if you follow the links there
https://developer.apple.com/library/prerelease/ios/documentation/swift/conceptual/swift_programming_language/AutomaticReferenceCounting.html
Swift uses Automatic Reference Counting (ARC) to track and manage your app’s memory usage. In most cases, this means that memory management “just works” in Swift, and you do not need to think about memory management yourself. ARC automatically frees up the memory used by class instances when those instances are no longer needed.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-17 16:48

http://www.infowars.com/slideshow/147591/10-ways-apple-is-fluoridating-your-water-supply-238749#slide1

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-17 17:06

>>25
A fucking paraphrase cannot span multiple links you motherfucking language interpolating scrambling piece of shit. The point stands. You misused the quoting feature. I hereby revoke your ability to publish your inferior thoughts on write access enabled mediums.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-17 18:36

>>27
Stop trying to be like me you fucking faggot. You won't last so it doesn't matter.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-17 20:57

>>28
Nice homophobia, theistard.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-17 22:25

Swift a shit

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-18 2:09

>>8,12-15
Please go back to the imageboards. Thankyou for your cooperation.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-18 2:30

>>31
What imageboards?

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-18 8:30

>>32
Whichever imageboards he came from. Or reddit even, it's hard to tell.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-30 3:48

What do you say when you see a MacBook Pro floating in the dark?
Don't change these.
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