Header guards

Notice how in any sane language this shit is not necessary? Why is C such shit?

You are a shit programmer if you need header guards

Why is C such shit?

Since C11 even if you are a shit programmer who double-includes headers you can do it without include guards since you can use typedef for the same type more than once, same goes for function declarations (true for before and after C11)

>>2
There are valid reasons for including things in headers. Like, say, you're working on your app and put all your includes in a single header, then include that header in everything else. What if you accidentally include the giant header in another header that is included in giant header itself. This is a perfectly common use case and if C weren't just portable assembly, then there wouldn't be a problem.

and put all your includes in a single header, then include that header in everything else

You are a shit programmer then

and if C weren't just portable assembly

But it is not

>>3

and if C weren't just portable assembly

C is a high level language.

>>2
You still want to have include guards if you headers include named constants.

>>4
YHBT.

Header guards are not necessary in a project. People use them to make sure they don't accidentally trigger a bug that is hard to trace, but 100% correct code does not need them. Why are you such a shit?

guard my anus

accidentally trigger a bug that is hard to trace

until programming is done by flawless beings, tools should be forgiving of mistakes.

Why don't you just put everything in void.h?

>>1

Because of static typing. Statically typed language requires declaring types of symbol you are going to use.

>>11
Ever heard of type inference?

>>9
C (and C++) is flexible enough to have include guards so that the programmer does not have to keep track of the include tree.

>>7

they don't accidentally trigger a bug that is hard to trace

How is this even possible by not using include guards?

>>6
Write better programs apps

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>>15
SHALOOOOOOOOM!

>>15

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>>17
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>>18

Truly animals!

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C is shit because you, as a programmer, are shit. Better languages do exist, but you will never find them. On the off chance you did, you wouldnt recognize it; it would be just more shit to you. You do not deserve better. Not you, not your compsci 101 professor, not Shiva your curry-reeking coworker, not Lamdba A. Calculus, not Lambdadelta, not Lain, not Ken Thompson, not even The Anti-Cuddet himself. You are a shit eating worm. You are no more than a little parasitic worm, shat out of a cow into in a large field full of cow shit. A shitworm's station in life is to wiggle around in its little shit pile and eat that shit, processing it just enough that grass can grow and you can make a whole new generations out of shitworms. Put bluntly, your destiny is to turn shit into shitworms. Furthermore, a shitworm lacks even the capacity to aspire higher, the best you can do is search for tastier shit to eat. So quit looking for sugar dropped to you by your superiors, and get back to munching shit with the rest of the shitworms, because that is all you will ever be capable of finding.

>>21
I-I've never been called a shitworm before! Why are you being so rude?

>>14
You just need to avoid making the mistake of including a header twice.

>>21
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>>24
Shalom!

Well, in php, you have to start each file with <?php

In C header, you must start with #pragma once

Not that hard

>>26

In C header, you must start with #pragma once

I want to find you and remove your penis painfully

>>27
C is shit, let's face it.

>>27

Can you clean the smegma off my penis please

>>29
That's not penis punishment tho

>>30
I wouldn't feel comfortable at all.

>>30

But would you do it?

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