Header guards

Notice how in any sane language this shit is not necessary? Why is C such shit?

guard my anus

accidentally trigger a bug that is hard to trace

until programming is done by flawless beings, tools should be forgiving of mistakes.

Why don't you just put everything in void.h?

>>1

Because of static typing. Statically typed language requires declaring types of symbol you are going to use.

>>11
Ever heard of type inference?

>>9
C (and C++) is flexible enough to have include guards so that the programmer does not have to keep track of the include tree.

>>7

they don't accidentally trigger a bug that is hard to trace

How is this even possible by not using include guards?

>>6
Write better programs apps

These Jews are masters of usury and leaders in treachery. They will leave you nothing, either in this world or the next.

- أسامة بن لادن

>>15
SHALOOOOOOOOM!

>>15

Why do Arab girls hide their faces? Because Mudslimes are disgustingly ugly.

>>17
Well it's more like because male sandniggers are incredibly horny beasts and just seeing a female sandnigger can send them off the edge. So they have the female sandniggers cover up and just rape male goats (or boys) instead.

>>18

Truly animals!

HERE IS Edward Bear, coming downstairs now, bump, bump, bump, on the back of his head, behind Christopher Robin. It is, as far as he knows, the only way of coming downstairs, but sometimes he feels that there really is another way, if only he could stop bumping for a moment and think of it.

C is shit because you, as a programmer, are shit. Better languages do exist, but you will never find them. On the off chance you did, you wouldnt recognize it; it would be just more shit to you. You do not deserve better. Not you, not your compsci 101 professor, not Shiva your curry-reeking coworker, not Lamdba A. Calculus, not Lambdadelta, not Lain, not Ken Thompson, not even The Anti-Cuddet himself. You are a shit eating worm. You are no more than a little parasitic worm, shat out of a cow into in a large field full of cow shit. A shitworm's station in life is to wiggle around in its little shit pile and eat that shit, processing it just enough that grass can grow and you can make a whole new generations out of shitworms. Put bluntly, your destiny is to turn shit into shitworms. Furthermore, a shitworm lacks even the capacity to aspire higher, the best you can do is search for tastier shit to eat. So quit looking for sugar dropped to you by your superiors, and get back to munching shit with the rest of the shitworms, because that is all you will ever be capable of finding.

>>21
I-I've never been called a shitworm before! Why are you being so rude?

>>14
You just need to avoid making the mistake of including a header twice.

>>21
WADDA YA WANT YA FUCKIN MILKY BOI RETOID? GO FLAP UR BUTTCHEEKS ELSEWHERE

>>24
Shalom!

Well, in php, you have to start each file with <?php

In C header, you must start with #pragma once

Not that hard

>>26

In C header, you must start with #pragma once

I want to find you and remove your penis painfully

>>27
C is shit, let's face it.

>>27

Can you clean the smegma off my penis please

>>29
That's not penis punishment tho

>>30
I wouldn't feel comfortable at all.

>>30

But would you do it?

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