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Programming is Low Stress Job

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-22 17:59

http://www.businessinsider.com/high-paying-low-stress-jobs-2014-7#applications-software-developers-17

that must be a joke, because I as remember programming it is the most stressful job, full of deadlines, failures and firings. You never know what will go wrong and how many days would it take to implement feature X. There is always this bug, that makes million USD losses and you are the guilty.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-22 18:01

A copper job is a lot easier. You have a gun and you use it on that filthy nigger, then the revolution starts and the whole country is on fire.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-22 18:20

You need to stop caring so much, then you live long life better.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-22 18:34

>>3

if manager finds that you don't care, you'll get fired.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-22 20:23

How does one become a warren buffet?

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-22 20:38

>>5

Through networking, insider info and a lot of luck.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-22 23:45

You should have written your program in Lisp. You would have accomplished all your goals in no time at all.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-22 23:54

>>1
NO! YOU ARE THE GUILTY! YOU ARE THE GUILTY! YOU ARE THE GUILTY!

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-23 2:49

>>5
By penis punishment.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-23 2:49

>>3
I wish I could.

>>4
I found out that I didn't care, so I quit.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-23 6:36

>>6
and a lot of luck.
Is that what being a Jew is called these days?

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-23 10:48

>>10
I found out that I didn't care, so I quit.
now your mother supports you?

>>11
You need some luck to be born into a Jewish family.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-25 7:03

It's easy to not care about your job and still do the work. Stress is harmful to both health and performance. But the culture surrounding the profession is to care and to stress constantly about everything. And those that are not stressed are perceived as irresponsible. An unexpectedly large part of the job is maintaining a certain image in the face of a group of people, who all seem to belong to a narrow and homogeneous culture.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-25 11:28

>>13

It was always a cultural problem. While overworking was okay in 90ies for people working from their garages and making millions of innovative ideas, today working hard for annual $20000 is a waste, even for your average indira gandhi.

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI 2014-08-26 3:35

If you don't think programming is low-stress, try a job that isn't...

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-26 5:19

>>15
This may surprise some, but low stress jobs do exist. But I'm not aware of any low stress white collar jobs.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-26 5:23

>>15
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-26 20:25

>>16
NOC work

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-27 12:04

>>15

Police officer is a fairly low stress job: you eat donuts, take bribery and stay away, while niggers loot shit.

Pimp is a low stress too and you get free chicks, but you have to be black to apply for a position.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-27 12:11

>>19
Man I been a pimp all my life. Let me tell you, dealin wit dem crazy hoes all day long ain't no fuckin low stress job. I got the carpal syndrome from havin ta slap dem bitches so often.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-27 12:51

>>19
Pimp is a low stress too and you get free chicks
Being a pimp gets you free chicks? That's the first time I read of this.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-27 13:36

>>21

Being a nigger is all about getting free stuff.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzspsovNvII#t=60

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-28 18:32

>>22

When I see what I want
I'm gonna take it
If it's against some law
You can bet I'm gonna break it
My need to feed
Gives me the will to survive
I gotta find it fast
To keep me alive
I can't believe my

Chorus:
Hunger - I want it so bad
I can taste it
It drives me mad
To see it wasted
When I need it so bad that it's burnin' me
I'm hungry

I'd do anything to get it
And feel no regret
But time is running out
I ain't found it yet
I can't believe my

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-28 18:48

Sometimes I just want to open up my own bakery and bake pastries all day.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-28 19:24

>>19
but you have to be black
I don't think there are that many black people on the Czech Republic and such.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-28 20:01

>>25
third world eastern eurotrash shithole anteater dick rofl

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-28 20:05

>>25

You are wrong, all the euro states love niggers and import a lot from africa and usa

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-01 5:51

Sometimes I just want to open up my own pot farm and bake all day.

Name: OD SAYS 2014-09-01 10:29

I can browse /prog/ from work in between writing APPS so I guess there's worse shit.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-01 14:13

>>29

When I had a programming job, they allowed only intranet, so I had to memorize entire MSDN, because managers became angry when somebody used a cell phone internet.

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