PHP

Why is there no discussion about PHP in /prog/? It is without doubt the best programming language for web related tasks. It is also the most used language in the world.

So what are your thoughts on PHP?

It is also the most used language in the world.

I like eating shit. Millions of flies can't be wrong.

It's a Jewish ploy to control the internet through backdoors and insecurities in PHP.
Fractal of bad design.url
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>>3

Fractal of bad design.url

Sure, PHP is shit but that fucking faggot suggests python.

>>4
What does that have to do with PHP being a fractal of cocksuckery? He might be a vegan nazifeminist prancing around in pink tights, but PHP is still a steaming pile of Jew shit.

You can use literally any language for web design, if your website consists of nothing much besides a simple cms.

>>6
literally use my anus

VII

LITTERALITER UTERE ANO MEO

>>8
ARE YOU HAXUS THE GREAT
OH GOD I MISSED YOU

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NON SUM. NUMQUAM UTOR VERBIS ANGLICIS UT "GREAT." EGO SOLUMMODO LATINE LOQUOR. ERGO NOMEN MIHI "HAXUS MAGNUS" EST.

ECCE DUPLI MEI.

>>11
Legendary dubs.

>>12
GRATIAS MAXIMAS TIBI, FRATER.

Shit, I've got so many languages to learn. Hope it gets easier with every known language.

>>14
I'm assuming you mean a spoken language (on account of the Latin posted.)

If you learn a language, it gets easier to learn more languages. Furthermore, if you learn a language from a particularly family, it's easier to learn another language in the same family. It's not hard to learn two romance languages or germanic languages if you already know one. Lastly, if programming is your aptitude, language learning might come natural to you, since programming has aspects in common with spoken language. (Syntax, rules, etc.)

If you're referring to PHP, however, shame on thee.

I'll take this opportunity to promote Opaleye, my SQL-generating EDSL which targets Postgres. It will be publically released on 1st December (this coming Monday) so watch here for announcements!

Opaleye is essentially the Haskell of relational query languages, in the sense it is embedded as a domain specific language in Haskell and aims for maximum type safety and composability at a very fine-grained level.

In terms of type safety you get

type checked selects, inserts, updates, deletes
all query and expression operations typechecked: cannot compare an integer and a string for example
nullability explicit in the types
equivalent of "newtypes" for wrapping basic Postgres types

>>15
No, I've meant programming languages. Spoken languages are shit.

>>17
Stop talking out of your ass you stupid nigger

>>18
Nigger talking out of your ass. Stop, you stupid.

cannot compare an integer and a string for example

Then what good is it?

>>22
nice dubs

Check 'em.