Hinduism

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Sir, do you consider cows? Bulls, to be more precise. Or, divine half-bulls to be even more precise.

>>1
Pakistan isn't Hindu. Pakistan is Muslim. That's why Pakistan broke away from India. There was too much internal conflict in India between the Hindus and Muslims. They decided to become separate countries because of their differences in beliefs about invisible skydaddies.

>>3
It's because Muslims are Nazis and hate everyone else.
Not too long ago some Mudslime fundamentalists attacked a market in China with machetes. In Nigeria, Mudslime fundamentalists kidnapped schoolgirls because they believe girls should be forbidden to go to scholl. In Pakistan, Mudslimes shot a girl because she went to school - she was nominated for the Nobel prize for that. Etc etc, the whole point of Mudslime is to hate and kill everyone who disagrees with you.

>>3

invisible skydaddies

I hope you're being ironic.

>>4

they believe girls should be forbidden to go to scholl

In fairness, their literacy program is terrible!

>>5
Do you even know what irony means?

>>4
10 years ago caucasus muslimshits killed hundreds of schoolchildren

>>8
You don't know shit about the Chechen war. It was started by Yeltsin. He said in 1990 to all local leaders that they can grab as much independence as they can carry. Chechnya had oil so it wanted independence. Then instead of negotiations, Yeltsin just orders the troops in. It was all lies: they lied on TV that there is no war, while Russian soldiers were forcefully sent by FSB to Chechnya as "volunteers", they were forced to commit atrocities then sent to death. Soldiers were given straight orders like "move into Grozny" without any clarification, without written documents, without maps or plans. The command didn't even talk to Chechens, they were busy killing and torturing them. Yeltsin lied that Dudaev (the Chechen president) didn't want to contact him, but even journalists from a newspaper were able to call Dudaev and talk to him. Then whenever Russian soldiers survived, the Russian artillery bombed them so they wouldn't live to tell what was going on there. Chechnya had lots of Russians, too, and they lived peacefully. Chechen children knew Russian perfectly, they had excellent Russian teachers. After the war, there were no Russians in Chechnya - they were all killed or forced to flee. That war sowed seeds of great hate and vengeance and it was all started by the federal government.

>>9
Shut up Ramzan, i'm not commenting on Chechnya. I'm only stating the fact: that 30 drug-addled wahabbi shitmen killed more than 300 innocent people in a children's school

>>10
It was an echo of a war started by Russians. And the terrorists had support from the FSB too, because otherwise a whole bunch of trucks with armed men inside moving around the town would obviously be caught. The proof of cooperation between mudslimes and FSB is that there much less dead terrorist bodies found than there were terrorist.

Besides, most of Beslan victims were killed by Russians too, because the Russian state agencies have no respect for human life, they just gassed and napalmed the whole thing and called it "a victory", with FSB generals who led the operation getting promoted (after they effectively murdered children). They threw away flamethrower horns into the dumpster then denied they used them. They didn't disclose what gas was used although many victims died from poisoning. They leveled the school in a day and disposed of all the material evidence so no proper investigation could happen.

>>11

That's why people call you Ahmed.

>>10

Not to forget, that most of these kids were from Muslim families.

Besides, most of Beslan victims were killed by Russians too, because the Russian state agencies have no respect for human life, they just gassed and napalmed the whole thing and called it "a victory", with FSB generals who led the operation getting promoted (after they effectively murdered children). Also check my dubs. They threw away flamethrower horns into the dumpster then denied they used them.

Consider your double digits checked.

Hinduism is when they throw corpses and pour cow dung into a river and then bathe in it to become "spiritually cleansed".

They also worship elephant dick and femi-nazis with lots of arms.

>>15
As Ganesh was originally a clitoris, his imagery now being depicted as penis, it seems to me Ganesh is GLBT friendly.

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>>16
Question: is the whole sandwich gay or just the lettuce?

>>17
It's hard to sandwich something gay without becoming gay yourself.

>>18
You don't have to be gay to like Dirtfoot, you just have to be gay to be Dirtfoot. Or, to be Dirtfoot you have to be gay. I guess what we're saying here at Channel 5 is that Dirtfoot is gay.

>>15
_{FAGGOT QUOTE}^tm

>>20
Great contribution!

Check 'em

>>22
You are a day late.

>>23
two years and a day late
2012-12-22 22:22 would be double digit dubs (1212) followed by sextuples
in other words, dub dubs and sex

>>23
Stop nitpicking, jerkface!

What do you call a Hindu face? Hindface!

What do you call a woman who subscribes to the Hindu faith?
A Hindu.

>>27
a hindman

>>23
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER I SPIT IN YOUR GRAVE