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I have a morning ritual that I need to share.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-24 8:49

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the startup'. First I set my alarm clock for 7 in the morning. When i wake up I make myself a double espresso in my authentic $200 italian espresso machine. Then I comb and gel my hair to look professional. I check hipsternews and and proggit while drinking my coffee with sublime text open in the background. I think to myself "Today I'm going to rock the web 2.0 so hard!", it helps me proceed through my day thinking I'm important without remembering that my business failed and I'm a worthless NEET. The only problem is if I see anything about feminism in my social media. It ruins the whole fantasy.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-24 8:56

Hipsters make up the SJWs who thrive off of feminism.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-24 9:29

>>1
I make myself a double espresso in my authentic $200 italian espresso machine.
I use a $30 coffee maker.

>>2
What, these idiots?

https://witneyman.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/hipster-sax.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-24 21:45

You can't get a good espresso machine for $200.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-25 3:40

>>3
I use a $15 french press to make my coffee.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-25 3:58

Coffee is a stimulant, just like cocaine.
I don't need stimulants, but if I did I would chew cocaine leafs like a real man, not drink coffee like all these hipster faggots out there.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-25 4:07

I drink expresso shots.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-25 4:12

I drink hand filtered coffee and take dexamphetamine.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-25 4:22

I enjoy coffee enemas.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-25 4:39

This video is part of my morning coffee routine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T1xjuGBq80

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-25 4:50

>>10
And for the extended morning coffee experience.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl17dyc5JQ4

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-25 4:51

>>10
That's adorable.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-25 5:20

>>10,11
This is part of mine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlCMP7njb18

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-25 5:59

>>10,11,13
Rip the video from youtube and post a url to a site that allows me to download the video and save the file, or I will not watch.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-25 6:10

>>14
Youtube downloaders exist, you know.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-25 7:37

>>14
Get youtube-dl or VLC.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-25 8:27

>>15,16
No. Use a different video host or I will not watch.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-25 8:48

>>17
Then don't watch, spergmeister.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-25 16:21

This is part of my coffee ritual: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4PpNlO_ZCs

Name: /jewtube/ 2015-01-25 17:21

/jewtube/

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-25 19:33

>>18,19
I will not watch.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-25 20:30

>>21
Your loss.
They're both delightful.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-25 21:00

>>22
Such is the price of dignity these days. I would like to watch, and will, if the video is made accessible to me. The only access I will consider involves a violation of terms of use, which can and has resulted in decades of federal prison.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-25 21:09

>>23
Windows phones have native ability to download videos from YouTube (Microsoft likes pissing Google off). If Microsoft can get away with it, you can too.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-25 21:36

>>24
Selective enforcement. But regardless, the whole situation is just stupid. I refuse to use the site out of principle. I shouldn't have to break a ULA to understand what my computer is doing while I watch a video.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-26 3:21

I refuse to use the site out of principle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCGahjulv2I

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-26 3:24

>>26
This is hilariously bad in so many ways.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-26 3:43

>>27
Too bad >>25-san won't hear it!

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-26 4:23

>>28
It is too bad. I would have enjoyed watching the videos in this thread. But that is simply not possible.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-26 4:43

>>29
Enjoy your GNU/Freedom and incapability to use web-based downloaders.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-26 5:32

>>29
It's entirely possible, though.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-26 6:56

>>30
I do enjoy retaining my dignity. This is true.

>>31
I have no option that I am comfortable with. So instead of joining the rest of you, and accepting youtube as a service, I boycott it, and use alternatives. And when enough of you join me, guess what? No more youtube. No more constantly infringing on a law (yes EULA = law, in some court cases) to watch media, or alternatively obeying the EULA and using the youtube site, where knowing google, your mouse movements are uploaded and stored into a data set of human generated mouse movements, your pause and skip clicks are stored along with the video so google can collect who finds what parts of what videos are interesting, among your viewing history, and whatever else is accessible to flash, and its exploits. Fuck that shit. The site should upload the video to me over https. No more and no less.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-26 6:58

>>32
While you refuse your youtube videos, check my dubs.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-26 7:00

>>33
Checked. I was entertained.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-27 10:49

>>19
Awn, how lovely. I want a cute slave coffee machine too.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-28 21:05

>>1
$200 coffee machine is CHEAP if we are not talking about Nespresso capsule machines, which cost around $200 for basic models and do decent stuff. A semi-decent non-capsule espresso machine costs $500 and above.

>>2
You have no respect for yourself. Enjoy your taste of old floor rags.

>>5
Great choice. Too bad they are so fragile. If you are not into machines and are not afraid of cleaning up stuff to prevent the shitty moldy taste of poorly washed filter coffeemaker, of which I am sure, you might want to try a 20€ Italian-made moka pot, or a cheap $10 copper cezve, which I personally find to be the shit. But the exquisite cezve coffee is for the patient.

Did not read the rest of the thread.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-28 21:20

>>3
You realize it is from a Russian film that nobody outside of Russia has seen?

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-29 1:15

>>36
Hell, you can barely get a halfway decent grinder for $200.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-29 1:22

My coffee would make a connoisseur spit.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-29 1:36

>>36,38
build your own.
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