Terry A Davis

How does Terry pass job interviews?

Imagine Terry applying for a job, and they background check him and find his diagnosis.

It doubts will he ever see a job again?

>>40
Hi.
I think we've already met. In fact, I was also driving a prostitute home that day, and you met me at the door as her son. Remember me?

>>41
That'd be impossible, as I don't have a door.

>>42
Oh, but you do... A backdoor. The one Jamal and Malik took turns to pound on, remember? You had great pleasure that evening.

>>43

The one Jamal and Malik took turns to pound on, remember?

As much as I'd love to watch two people pound on a wooden door, I simply haven't beeen lucky enough to witness such an event, although I'm sure it must be quite fun from what you're telling me.

>>44
You mean you didn't take your wooden buttplug out? That's pretty extreme, boy.

>>45

wooden buttplug

Is there even such a thing?

>>39
disgusting normalfag

never gonna be the next bill gates you stupid cubicle nigger

Healthy women like to play sexual games, it makes work more fun. It's only psychotic, frigid bitches that can sue a man just for slapping them on the ass.

fucking useless to society nigger normalfag cubicle office jockey what the fuck you interning nigger

>>47
Thanks for informing us of your frustrations and anal pains.

>>46
Yes.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/209615468/handmade-custom-wooden-buttplug-malbec?

>>49
This is hilarious.

>>50
Just a visual artist trying out some different mediums. I'm in love with wood at the moment! I also love whiskey. absinthe, and beer so do with that what you will.

>>1
Oh gawsh Veemon, I'm not your old digimon master, and I don't go by the last name of Davis anymore. I changed it like I changed the name of templeOS a bunch of times. My current name's Terry Terydactyl, and I would appreciate it if you would call me that.

>>39

No they don't achieve optimal efficiency but they are rather close, and the higher the position of an employee, the more responsible he/she tends to be. Wasting work time in Instagram is on a different scale from hiring an inferior worker when having the choice of hiring a superior one. That's a decision with large long-term expenses. Nobody would do that in any decent company.

I agree. And will add few companies are decent.

Harassment? How is harassment counterproductive?

Umh, it makes employees uncomfortable? It makes them want to leave the company? They will work less efficiently. How is any of this a good thing?

I don't even know what the hell that has to do with it. In the free market economy people must give up their salaries? No, buddy, that's not how it works.

A competing CEO would get better business by investing their salary back into the business and keeping only what they need for themselves. If the free market forces were really so powerful, the CEO that lived off as little as possible would run everyone else out of business with all other factors being equal. But you don't see this. They still indulge.

Anyway, all I see are some contrived, thought-up fantasies. Go get a job, get out more, look at the people around you. Stop spreading bullshit that you made up.

It's based on observation of the human being. Human nature conflicts with efficiency. People act on their own interests and impulses, not the interest of a company.

>>53

It's based on observation of the human being.

You sound so stupid and you don't even know it

Human nature conflicts with efficiency. People act on their own interests and impulses, not the interest of a company.

Baseless, arbitrary assertions based on a false preconceived infantile notion that has nothing to do with any human being regardless of certain humans (people?) that fit this description on a naive level and to what degree they fit it. Other aspects of these false assertions are nonsensical and have no relation to reality.

American companies are chock full of Chinks, Hindus, Latinos and niggers. You morons are fighting windmills here.

>>53
In the free market economy, most companies are decent. Otherwise they'd be out of business.

Harassment lets men and women have fun sexual games at the workplace. Which probably increases productivity (but definitely cannot reduce it unless they spend half the day fucking).

A competing CEO would get better business by investing their salary back into the business and keeping only what they need for themselves

A CEO's salary won't make a difference for the company as a whole, stop imagining.

It's based on observation of the human being. Human nature conflicts with efficiency

Not everyone is like you. Get an actual job. Interact with other humans in a work setting. You'll see that human nature is actually well-conducive to efficiency. Yes, people like to have fun instead of working. But they get free time by doing their work efficiently and with high quality, not by neglecting it. Ever heard that laziness is the engine of technical progress? It's true. So pretty much any manager would rather have a bunch of high-qualification employees that would let him/her have lots of free time playing Angry Birds or flirting with their boss; than hiring a bunch of no-goods just because they're white, and then living in hell of underproductivity and having to fix things.

>>56
Companies are in business not because they are decent, but because they are competing with companies that are subject to the same corruption.

Harassment

You can't be serious.

A CEO's salary won't make a difference for the company as a whole, stop imagining.

For the want of a nail, there was no horse shoe. For the want of a horse shoe, the horse wore out. For the want of a horse, the message was not sent. For the want of a message, the war was lost.

Not everyone is like you.

These are baseless assumptions about me that are not relevant to the argument. I will not respond.

free time

If the free market was so powerful, you'd be run out of business by a company of well qualified people that make better use of their time. You are in business because other people are too lazy to run you out.

>>53

Human nature conflicts with efficiency

Slacker detected

How are your personal programming projects coming along? Are you making good progress, or do you rationalize your procrastination by saying that working on your projects would be against your nature?

>>58
My personal projects are coming along just fine and I'm most productive during my meth binges, but they are interfering with my job performance at the traveling carnival.

I will not respond.

>>60
Hold on a second. I have to translate your post from 4chanese to english.

I will not respond.

A post containing nothing but an isolated quote from another post in the thread. This practice is usually used to highlight underlying irony in a previous post.

You wrote I will not respond, but you actually responded because you wrote a post.

Ok, My response to >>60 is as follows.

If you read the post, you will note that nothing contained was in response to that particular part of >>56.

>>61

You wrote I will not respond, but you actually responded because you wrote a post.

That's the joke, or ``irony'' as you faggots like to call it.

>>62
I did not respond to that particular part of the post, which was the intended meaning. There is no inconsistency. It is not a joke. This is not funny. Your a moron. And you're mom is older than you. And you suck! You suck, suck, suck!

>>63
You don't seem to understand that I don't give a shit about what you intended.

>>64
And I don't give a shit what meaning you took from >>57. This issue appears to have been resolved.

>>65
There wasn't even an issue to begin with, cretin.

>>57
If the tide of the war depended on a single messenger, they probably weren't going to win anyway. What was the message? ``Dear King, I hope to find you well. As it turns out, the war isn't going in our favor, so I'm writing to ask you for more men. Regards, your loyal subject. PS: Please send another blacksmith. This on is incompetent and can't even make a single horse shoe nail. I'm afraid that I may have to have him flayed alive to keep up morale.'' And why was only one messenger sent? If it was that fucking critical, then why the balls would you make a single point of failure? He could have been discovered and killed by the enemy even if he had the horse shoe nail. Fuck them, they deserved to lose the war.

Harassment lets men and women have fun sexual games at the workplace.

Are you just making stuff up or what? Fuck off you horny teenager, the ``workplace'' is not sex and the city.

Which probably increases productivity

Oh, you are making shit up.

I highly doubt there are any sort of frat parties going on in any company even apple. They probably just serve coffee and orange juice and hire clowns. They are most likely more concerned with their stocks than any female co-worker and vice versa.

human nature

Code word for ``opinion on human psychology presented as an irrefutable universal truth based on my confused, irrational, and negatively emotional reasoning and observations on mostly things I come across online and likely no more than 100 real life people''

Harassment is good and healthy. It teaches both men and women their place. Isn't only natural that the strong should rule over the weak? Those who oppose harrassment should be raped ibto submission and given the nasty end of my shotgun le kruegar anglophone ce la vie a la carte escargo paris je su muhhamed en la connard.

>>66
Oh. Perhaps you should respond with more than a single quotation and no additional context if you would like to prevent this misunderstanding from occurring in the future.

>>67

If the tide of the war depended on a single messenger, they probably weren't going to win anyway.

The tide of war can depend on anything in a war between two balanced factions. And a message can make a huge difference. Example, ``Dear King Reimu, the enemy Marissa leader was seen the next village over protected by X units. Please reinforce us with 2X units so they will all die easy!''

>>70
What is this shotgun and which end of it exactly is nasty? Did you shove it up your ass or something?

>>70
It's a normal shotgun and the nasty end is the end where the shot is projected from the muzzle.

has anyone as far as decided more like inform Terry that true random numbers can be created only by demons of Chaos, and God doesn't play dice?

>>25
Yes I have. Have you not?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqDlFAbYIdc

this is my dubs
there are many like it
but this one is mine

my dubs is my best friend
it is my life
i must master the dubs
as i must master my life

>>77
Hey! This guy stole my dubs.