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Terry A Davis

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-29 14:21

How does Terry pass job interviews?

Imagine Terry applying for a job, and they background check him and find his diagnosis.

It doubts will he ever see a job again?

Name: dank 2015-01-29 14:36

he is too disabled to work due to mental health problems

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-29 14:57

God helps him pass any interview

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-29 15:10

The applicant has displayed dysfunctional or abnormal behavior, and the applicant refuses to seek treatment or refuses to undergo medical evaluation.
A qualified medical practitioner has determined that the applicant’s condition could impair his or her judgment or reliability, and the applicant has failed to take medication or participate in other treatment as prescribed.
A qualified medical practitioner has determined that the applicant’s condition could impair his or her judgment or reliability and the condition can not be adequately treated.
A qualified medical practitioner has determined that the applicant’s condition could impair his or her judgment or reliability and there is a lack of persuasive evidence that the condition is under control and will remain so for the foreseeable future.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-29 16:38

He don't need a jobs. He can just sell his AutismOS for ten trillion dollars and live like a rich man for the rest of his life.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-30 4:23

With all those TempleOS support contracts, he's laughing all the way to the bank.

Meanwhile suckers like us write ENTERPRISE bull shit or worse to make rent. It's an unjust world, /p/ros.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-30 9:46

Most small-to-medium businesses just use automated background checks. These won't show mental health records unless there was a criminal judgement such as sentencing to a mental institution. I do this as part of my job.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-30 11:12

unless there was a criminal judgement such as sentencing to a mental institution

http://motherboard.vice.com/read/gods-lonely-programmer

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-30 13:47

>>7
These won't show mental health records unless there was a criminal judgement such as sentencing to a mental institution. I do this as part of my job.
Just googling "Terry Davis" would show his health records.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-30 14:51

>>8
"The difference is God has talked to me, so I'm basically like an atheist who God has talked to."
What

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-30 14:58

>>10
This can happen to you, unless you consult mental health specialist regularly.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-30 19:19

He collects his monthly schizobucks and lives with his parents. He'll never ever have a job again.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-30 19:27

Smart motherfucker lives of taxpayer monies.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-30 19:30

>>12
He'll never ever have a job again.
And he calls other people "niggers".

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-30 19:39

>>14
No he doesn't. He calls other subpeople that.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-30 21:38

>>15
All people are subpeople, subperson.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-31 1:28

>>14
It's not like every employer is a SJW. Plenty of bosses are racist, and many are open about it. I mean, it's not like you're going to see niggers at work unless you flip burgers or something. So open racism isn't as uncommon as you think. But I guess neets wouldn't know.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-31 1:33

>>17
It depends on who you work for. Some have HR and related politics.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-31 1:40

>>17
it's not like you're going to see niggers at work unless you flip burgers or something.
That has nothing to do with racism. It is just that niggers prefer burger flipping jobs at best.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-31 1:54

>>19
Prefer it? It's more like that's the only job they can do.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-31 1:59

>>17,18,19,20
oh wow legit racism
that's pretty edgy rofl
back to stormfront, if it wasn't for that raid then you would have never heard of us.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-31 2:06

>>17
I think that's because they're not qualified to do anything better most of the time.
Nothing to do with racism.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-31 2:15

The reason you don't see many black programmers is because computers are racist.
Computers were created by whites and asians, and they don't like it when a nigger gets ahead.
Computers should be more like TVs; easy for the black man to use.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-31 2:44

>>23
TVs do have a splendid user interface compared to computers.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-31 3:07

>>22

Ever seen a nigger trying to get qualification and laboriously studying something like painting to draw like dutch golden age masters?

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-31 10:09

>>17
You're just imagining that out of your ass. In the real world, bosses couldn't care less about their employees' race. They want to make money and wouldn't hire an inferior worker just to make some racial quota. There's no Great White Consortium that would pay companies for hiring white people. Stop spreading bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-31 20:35

>>26
You know this to be true for every boss in the world? Wow. What else do you know about every human being in existence?

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-31 22:21

>>27
Way to make a strawman! XD General statements are true for the general case. It's not hard to find exceptions for any general statement.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-01 21:08

I live in the same city as tdavis. Should I try to rape him?

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-03 3:40

>>29
No it's immoral

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-04 18:42

>>27
I know how the free market economy works, dipshit. And you probably don't.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-04 18:59

>>31
Tell me more!

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-04 22:00

check' em

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-05 0:27

>>31
And every employee working in the free market accomplishes optimal efficiency? Great! That means I don't need to worry about my store staff stealing from the stock room. And I don't need to worry about harassment either. That would be counterproductive to the profit of the company, and they certainly would not want that. And the CEO certainly wouldn't buy a yatch instead of investing that money into his R&D branch. That would cause him set backs and send him behind the competition! CEOs like that would go out of business in no time! I don't see very many of those!

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-05 0:44

>>34
Yachts are cheap these days as long as you aren't buying a new one and having it build custom with mahogany trim and real ivory tile. The CEO should just fire a few toilet scrubbers and replace them with robots and he will have enough bonus money left over to afford a nice one.

But most of the cost is actually in fuel. My father has a yacht, and at full speed (40 nauts) it burns a gallon of diesel every five minutes. I suspect that he won't be filling the 1200 gallon fuel tank up very much as long as oil is so cheap.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-05 1:51

>>35
You rich people are very dumb and have incredibly bad taste.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-05 2:54

>>35
Wow. That's terrible mileage.

Name: /prog/ - My Blog 2015-02-05 4:35

>>36
I'm not rich myself; it's my father's boat and I let him pay for the fuel. Anyway, it's actually really nice; you should try it. Get on the boat and take off into international waters, try to understand what the fuck the radar says and fail, bake some delicious lasagna in the oven, take a shower, sit out on deck and read VNs on your laptop under the stars, and go to sleep in a warm bed. I've even found offshore oil-rigs with open WiFi access points. They only got about 3Kbps, so probably some microwave link between them rather than satellite. Some of them also have cell service around them, but nautical phone service in is the range of $50\MB, so I didn't dare given AT&T a reason to fuck me.

>>37
I cheated to inflate it. You would never want to go that fast on anything other than a perfectly calm day, which is like once a year. If the water is even the least bit choppy, you shouldn't go more than maybe 10 or 15 nauts. For that you only need two engines at around 40% max RPM. Reasonably, you should only burn about 2 gallons an hour.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-05 11:53

>>34
No they don't achieve optimal efficiency but they are rather close, and the higher the position of an employee, the more responsible he/she tends to be. Wasting work time in Instagram is on a different scale from hiring an inferior worker when having the choice of hiring a superior one. That's a decision with large long-term expenses. Nobody would do that in any decent company.

Harassment? How is harassment counterproductive? Not that it's much of a problem, anyway. Healthy women like to play sexual games, it makes work more fun. It's only psychotic, frigid bitches that can sue a man just for slapping them on the ass.

And the CEO certainly wouldn't buy a yatch instead of investing that money into his R&D branch
I don't even know what the hell that has to do with it. In the free market economy people must give up their salaries? No, buddy, that's not how it works.

Anyway, all I see are some contrived, thought-up fantasies. Go get a job, get out more, look at the people around you. Stop spreading bullshit that you made up.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-05 14:46

>>39
Hi, I'm just contacting you to ask if there's any vacants at your brothel, because I'd really love to work at a brothel.
I have professional experience in LISP, C and Java. I have some experience in administration. I have a car available so I can drive prostitutes around.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-05 14:49

>>40
Hi.
I think we've already met. In fact, I was also driving a prostitute home that day, and you met me at the door as her son. Remember me?

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-05 14:51

>>41
That'd be impossible, as I don't have a door.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-05 15:03

>>42
Oh, but you do... A backdoor. The one Jamal and Malik took turns to pound on, remember? You had great pleasure that evening.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-05 15:13

>>43
The one Jamal and Malik took turns to pound on, remember?
As much as I'd love to watch two people pound on a wooden door, I simply haven't beeen lucky enough to witness such an event, although I'm sure it must be quite fun from what you're telling me.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-05 15:20

>>44
You mean you didn't take your wooden buttplug out? That's pretty extreme, boy.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-05 15:30

>>45
wooden buttplug
Is there even such a thing?

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-05 15:34

>>39
disgusting normalfag

never gonna be the next bill gates you stupid cubicle nigger

Healthy women like to play sexual games, it makes work more fun. It's only psychotic, frigid bitches that can sue a man just for slapping them on the ass.
fucking useless to society nigger normalfag cubicle office jockey what the fuck you interning nigger

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-05 16:34

>>47
Thanks for informing us of your frustrations and anal pains.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-05 18:48

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-05 22:33

>>49
This is hilarious.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-06 6:25

>>50
Just a visual artist trying out some different mediums. I'm in love with wood at the moment! I also love whiskey. absinthe, and beer so do with that what you will.

Name: Terry Terydactyl 2015-02-06 8:11

>>1
Oh gawsh Veemon, I'm not your old digimon master, and I don't go by the last name of Davis anymore. I changed it like I changed the name of templeOS a bunch of times. My current name's Terry Terydactyl, and I would appreciate it if you would call me that.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-07 9:20

>>39
No they don't achieve optimal efficiency but they are rather close, and the higher the position of an employee, the more responsible he/she tends to be. Wasting work time in Instagram is on a different scale from hiring an inferior worker when having the choice of hiring a superior one. That's a decision with large long-term expenses. Nobody would do that in any decent company.
I agree. And will add few companies are decent.

Harassment? How is harassment counterproductive?
Umh, it makes employees uncomfortable? It makes them want to leave the company? They will work less efficiently. How is any of this a good thing?

I don't even know what the hell that has to do with it. In the free market economy people must give up their salaries? No, buddy, that's not how it works.
A competing CEO would get better business by investing their salary back into the business and keeping only what they need for themselves. If the free market forces were really so powerful, the CEO that lived off as little as possible would run everyone else out of business with all other factors being equal. But you don't see this. They still indulge.

Anyway, all I see are some contrived, thought-up fantasies. Go get a job, get out more, look at the people around you. Stop spreading bullshit that you made up.
It's based on observation of the human being. Human nature conflicts with efficiency. People act on their own interests and impulses, not the interest of a company.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-07 12:02

>>53
It's based on observation of the human being.
You sound so stupid and you don't even know it

Human nature conflicts with efficiency. People act on their own interests and impulses, not the interest of a company.
Baseless, arbitrary assertions based on a false preconceived infantile notion that has nothing to do with any human being regardless of certain humans (people?) that fit this description on a naive level and to what degree they fit it. Other aspects of these false assertions are nonsensical and have no relation to reality.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-07 12:20

American companies are chock full of Chinks, Hindus, Latinos and niggers. You morons are fighting windmills here.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-07 12:36

>>53
In the free market economy, most companies are decent. Otherwise they'd be out of business.

Harassment lets men and women have fun sexual games at the workplace. Which probably increases productivity (but definitely cannot reduce it unless they spend half the day fucking).

A competing CEO would get better business by investing their salary back into the business and keeping only what they need for themselves

A CEO's salary won't make a difference for the company as a whole, stop imagining.

It's based on observation of the human being. Human nature conflicts with efficiency

Not everyone is like you. Get an actual job. Interact with other humans in a work setting. You'll see that human nature is actually well-conducive to efficiency. Yes, people like to have fun instead of working. But they get free time by doing their work efficiently and with high quality, not by neglecting it. Ever heard that laziness is the engine of technical progress? It's true. So pretty much any manager would rather have a bunch of high-qualification employees that would let him/her have lots of free time playing Angry Birds or flirting with their boss; than hiring a bunch of no-goods just because they're white, and then living in hell of underproductivity and having to fix things.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-07 18:35

>>56
Companies are in business not because they are decent, but because they are competing with companies that are subject to the same corruption.

Harassment
You can't be serious.

A CEO's salary won't make a difference for the company as a whole, stop imagining.
For the want of a nail, there was no horse shoe. For the want of a horse shoe, the horse wore out. For the want of a horse, the message was not sent. For the want of a message, the war was lost.

Not everyone is like you.
These are baseless assumptions about me that are not relevant to the argument. I will not respond.

free time
If the free market was so powerful, you'd be run out of business by a company of well qualified people that make better use of their time. You are in business because other people are too lazy to run you out.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-07 20:59

>>53
Human nature conflicts with efficiency

Slacker detected

How are your personal programming projects coming along? Are you making good progress, or do you rationalize your procrastination by saying that working on your projects would be against your nature?

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-07 21:32

>>58
My personal projects are coming along just fine and I'm most productive during my meth binges, but they are interfering with my job performance at the traveling carnival.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-07 21:48

I will not respond.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-07 21:57

>>60
Hold on a second. I have to translate your post from 4chanese to english.

I will not respond.

A post containing nothing but an isolated quote from another post in the thread. This practice is usually used to highlight underlying irony in a previous post.

You wrote I will not respond, but you actually responded because you wrote a post.

Ok, My response to >>60 is as follows.

If you read the post, you will note that nothing contained was in response to that particular part of >>56.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-07 22:51

>>61
You wrote I will not respond, but you actually responded because you wrote a post.

That's the joke, or ``irony'' as you faggots like to call it.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-07 23:13

>>62
I did not respond to that particular part of the post, which was the intended meaning. There is no inconsistency. It is not a joke. This is not funny. Your a moron. And you're mom is older than you. And you suck! You suck, suck, suck!

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-08 0:29

>>63
You don't seem to understand that I don't give a shit about what you intended.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-08 1:04

>>64
And I don't give a shit what meaning you took from >>57. This issue appears to have been resolved.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-08 1:51

>>65
There wasn't even an issue to begin with, cretin.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-08 2:18

>>57
If the tide of the war depended on a single messenger, they probably weren't going to win anyway. What was the message? ``Dear King, I hope to find you well. As it turns out, the war isn't going in our favor, so I'm writing to ask you for more men. Regards, your loyal subject. PS: Please send another blacksmith. This on is incompetent and can't even make a single horse shoe nail. I'm afraid that I may have to have him flayed alive to keep up morale.'' And why was only one messenger sent? If it was that fucking critical, then why the balls would you make a single point of failure? He could have been discovered and killed by the enemy even if he had the horse shoe nail. Fuck them, they deserved to lose the war.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-08 2:48

Harassment lets men and women have fun sexual games at the workplace.

Are you just making stuff up or what? Fuck off you horny teenager, the ``workplace'' is not sex and the city.

Which probably increases productivity
Oh, you are making shit up.

I highly doubt there are any sort of frat parties going on in any company even apple. They probably just serve coffee and orange juice and hire clowns. They are most likely more concerned with their stocks than any female co-worker and vice versa.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-08 2:54

human nature
Code word for ``opinion on human psychology presented as an irrefutable universal truth based on my confused, irrational, and negatively emotional reasoning and observations on mostly things I come across online and likely no more than 100 real life people''

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-08 3:18

Harassment is good and healthy. It teaches both men and women their place. Isn't only natural that the strong should rule over the weak? Those who oppose harrassment should be raped ibto submission and given the nasty end of my shotgun le kruegar anglophone ce la vie a la carte escargo paris je su muhhamed en la connard.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-08 3:21

>>66
Oh. Perhaps you should respond with more than a single quotation and no additional context if you would like to prevent this misunderstanding from occurring in the future.

>>67
If the tide of the war depended on a single messenger, they probably weren't going to win anyway.
The tide of war can depend on anything in a war between two balanced factions. And a message can make a huge difference. Example, ``Dear King Reimu, the enemy Marissa leader was seen the next village over protected by X units. Please reinforce us with 2X units so they will all die easy!''

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-08 3:29

>>70
What is this shotgun and which end of it exactly is nasty? Did you shove it up your ass or something?

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-08 3:51

>>70
It's a normal shotgun and the nasty end is the end where the shot is projected from the muzzle.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-14 13:06

has anyone as far as decided more like inform Terry that true random numbers can be created only by demons of Chaos, and God doesn't play dice?

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-14 13:22

>>25
Yes I have. Have you not?

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-16 21:09

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-16 22:07

this is my dubs
there are many like it
but this one is mine

my dubs is my best friend
it is my life
i must master the dubs
as i must master my life

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-16 23:58

>>77
Hey! This guy stole my dubs.

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