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Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 2:44

Please use this thread for the purpose of improving /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 3:45

I have no friends. Please be my friend.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 3:45

Step 1: start banning people who think the problem with the original /prog/ wasn't the spambots or the human garbage trying to turn it into /pol/ v2.0, but that one of them got banned once (and rather than realise he got hit by one of MrVacBob's rogue regexes, he started raging about a conspiracy to shut down anti-Semites).

There is no step 2.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 4:07

>>2
I will be your friend.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 4:11

>>1
webm support with audio.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 4:17

This thread is about what we can do as posters. Not what admin-kike can or cannot or will or will not do.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 4:26

I suggest to open up the backend code and take contributions with git. Admin will merge the update when it's done.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 4:33

Be friendly. We are all programmers. We are SICP reading programmers who want to talk about programs. We are all delicate, solitary beings who use the computer to explore a world of truths that bring comfort to our restless minds. But we are fragile, our emotional states betray us, and we are diverted away from this. When we are diverted, we enter the alien world of "people" where our search for the truth gets twisted into something else. We forget the beauty of programming, and we forget the innocent happiness that comes with it. To heal from this, we must support one another. We must be kind and patient.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 4:46

>>8
:)

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 5:19

>>3
Mod-advocate-kun, I told you to kill yourself over a year ago. Why have you still not done it?

Name: >>3 2015-02-09 5:39

>>10
I wasn't even here a year ago. Does it make you feel better to pretend that everyone who doesn't support your bullshit is the same person?

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 5:54

>>1
It's so weird for me to imagine someone using this site who had never been on dis.4chan.org. If it wasn't for the stockholm syndrome I have developed, and love for a former /prog/ that is gone and will never return, I would never visit this site regularly. What draws you here? I'm impressed we actually attracted someone new.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 7:05

>>8
Suck my balls, faggot hippie.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 7:14

>>3
start banning

Instant fail. Banning will not solve anything, it will only alienate valuable posters.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 7:45

>>13
Your reply made me laugh heartily. Please restate in the form of a COMPUTER PROGRAM.

I love my Commodore 64 and my Amiga.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 7:47

>>15
What? You love giant wolf dick.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 7:53

>>16
no i don't
tell me about programs

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 7:59

>>17
Write a «Hello World» program in Lambda Calculus

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 8:10

>>18
\hello -> world

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 10:08

>>19
With de Bruijn indices, your program can be written down as

\1 -> 2

which is utter, meaningless, incorrect trash.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 10:33

I like /prog/. I won't leave. I can't leave. I'm here forever.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 11:21

I like sings. I won't have dubs. I can't have dubs. I'll post sings forever.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 12:15

Please ban that piece of shit theist-kunt. I think I'll go on a shooting rampage if I have to read another of that meme-spewing subhuman's post. Please.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 12:22

>>23
le ban whomever i don't like nigger atheist ooga booga

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 13:38

Smoke a joint before shit posting.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 18:42

I want to stop smoke pot, help me /porg/

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 20:42

>>26
Use oil with a higher smoke point, like rapeseed. Then you pots not smoke as much.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 21:52

>>23
Go back to /gnfos/, Trevor.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 22:16

>>28

What the fuck are you talking about?

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 22:20

>>29
see >>33

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 22:58

self improving programs are nothing but a dream.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 23:19

>>29
The subhuman meme originated on /gnfos/ and /ghost/.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 23:52

>>32

It's not a meme, it's a word, you delusional fuck.

>>30
I'm looking. Maybe you should too.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-09 23:58

How old are you, kid? 12? 13? Here's some advice: stop shitposting and forget about this textboard. And any other internet forums. It will do you a lot of good in the long run.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-10 1:23

Come on, /prog/dolytes, let's raid these imageredditors.

http://gnfos.com/jp/res/59669.html

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-10 1:35

>>35
Shut the fuck up. Take your raid bullshit back to /g/.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-10 1:54

>>35
We don't raid. After all, why bother? We've all got SSDs.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-10 1:58

>>37
I don't. My hard drive went out a decade ago and I've been stuck using the tape drive ever since. Do you have any idea how much it cost to get an SSD for a Symbolics Lisp machine?

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-10 2:09

>>38
I've been stuck using the tape drive ever since
They're not so bad. I love using the Datasette that came with my Commodore 64.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-10 2:58

http://gnfos.com/jp/res/59669.html#q59709
looks like those nerds have no idea where we are.

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