haskal is painful

u all haskal wiazrds have idealistic view over your language; i must admit that haskal's tpye system is beautiful, almost perfect, yet the rest of the language is still completely unpragmatic: even with the thousands of packages in hackage and urs dsl things.
take the examlpe of string processing (the most common task in a programmer life): even EXPERT haskal programmers get buttfuck'd with that; and regex in haskal are almost useless shiet... if you compare it with Clojure (or even CL) you will feel like an idiot for trying to solve a simple problems with haskal only coz is cute :p
sometimes i find problems were haskal is good, and i finish writing very much elegant and sofisticated code, but i will never be able to use it for a real life project, and that's sad
an now i read that you want to go deeper with this homotopy type theory thing, and create more and more abstraction, but for what? what's your goal?
thank you.

lol...

U MENA PASKAL???

LOL idiot, Haskell has great regexps.

https://github.com/myfreeweb/pcre-heavy

Haskell Core is shiet, not only for the extremely shitty regex engine, but also because of String. Seriously what's wrong with haskelers?

>>4
I've fucked better men than you up for less shit, pup. This is your last warning.

sage

>>6
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>5
Is this the best thing you can say to defend your pathetic language? Btw r u gril or boy? Coz I'm not gay...

>>1
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little lisping faggot? I'll have you know I graduated top of my Computer Science class, and I've been involved in numerous theorem proofs on arxiv, and I have over 300 peer-reviewed papers. I am trained in Higher homotopy theory and I'm the top researcher in the entire US academia. You are nothing to me but just another type. I will categorize you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this manifold , mark my fucking unwords. You think you can get away with sending that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fag. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of haskell nomads across the globe and your navi is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that deletes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking deprecated, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can out-evaluate you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just without any laziness. Not only am I extensively trained in monadic composition, but I have access to the entire arsenal of hackage repositories and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable code off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "elegant" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking REPL. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit stacks all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>5

I've fucked better men than you

There are no better men than me.

>>10

Agreed, your boypussy is simply the best.

>>11

14:41

Nice temporal palindrome

>>10

13:34

Nice temporal almost-trips.

>>4
Sometimes the bark of String is bigger than the ByteString.

I’ve pushed production code in HASKAL five times fater than in ^Objective-_C.