THREE BILLION DEVICES RUN JAVA

On the splash screen while the JDK is installing, it claims that three billion devices run Java, and lists parking meters are one type of device that runs it. I mean, Oracle has got to be fucking with me, right? Why the fuck would a parking meter need to run Java? Are we really such a decadent society that we would rather pay to have the entire JVM ported to whatever hardware is installed in a fucking parking meter than just hire an embedded systems programmer? Absolutely disgusting.

But still, how many parking meters run Lisp?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Java_Card

3 billion is an underestimate. TouhouOracle is being conservative.

THREE BILLION DEVICES HAS ASK TOOLBAR INSTALLED DURING JAVA INSTALLATION :----D

Compiling the JVM isn't that hard.

Language such as yours is provocative, dim, and useless in the context of a genuine technical conversation. If this is your preferred method of expressing your frustrations, then if you decide to spend the rest of your life coding in Java, I tend to doubt that you would be much missed.

Warm Regards.

I tend to doubt that you would be much missed.

And that's important to me, why?

>>4
Actually not, they may run embedded distros where you just install Java's package.

how many parking meters run Lisp?

3e9 + 1

>>8
Yeah, well no.

I was intern at an unnamed credit card company. I was tasked to deploy to production. Well accidentally I forgot to uncheck the ASK-toolbar option and now 500 million credit cards actually have ASK-toolbar running in the background xD. They still don't know.

>>10
Credit cards can run apps now?

500 java installations in the memory of every Jew died in the holocaust.

>>12
500 java installations in the memory of every Jew that, according to the Jews, died in the holocaust. However, also according to the Jews, 6 million of them died even before WWII, several times even.

http://balder.org/judea/Six-Million-140-Occurrences-Of-The-Word-Holocaust-And-The-Number-6,000,000-Before-The-Nuremberg-Trials-Began.php
http://zioncrimefactory.com/the-six-million-myth/

THREE BILLION DEVICE RUN ORACLE GARBAGEWARE^[1]

THAT'S MEAN 3 BLACK^[2] = 1 GARBAGE :D :D :D :D :DDDD

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^{1 - https://www.google.com/search?q=java+is+garbageware
2 - https://www.google.com/search?q=number+of+niggers+on+earth}}

Woman Is the Nigger of the World

>>11
GlobalPlatform (formerly known as Visa Inc OpenPlatform) specifications

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