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Has your app inspired a riot?

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-29 5:12

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-29 9:08

I fucking wish. No one uses any of my apps; it's so annoying. All I want is to make ten million shekels an hour while sitting at home, fapping to 2hus Kancolles getting raped by those sin bag people. But the most downloads I have is less than a thousand.

I think that something like DegenerateConnect, which lets rioters connect with other looters and organize riots. Blackberry Messenger got a lot of coverage during those riots in London.

Or maybe I'll make some social shit like SlutFinder, that connects sex workers to clients. Then I just have to wait for some whore to get stabbed or for some subhuman to try to sell his loli daughter on there so I can make front page news coverage. That's free advertizing for the app, which means more impressions, and more money for me!

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-29 15:23

Don't use smart phones or apps if you ever really do decide to riot. Phones can and will give away your GPS data to law enforcement and they'll know if/when you're at a riot.
Some spooky shit happened in Crimea. Anti-Russian protestors were ``disappeared'' thanks to the GPS data indicating that they were at the scene of the unallowed riot. I can't be bothered to list a source but I'm sure you can find this on a search engine if you really search hard enough.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-29 15:32

>>3
It's not just GPS, ever heard of Stingray?

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-29 16:49

>>2
I believe in you. We can change the world, one found slut at a time.

>>3
I'm not surprised.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-29 17:00

How can we kill uber? If we don't stop it soon, you'll need a smart phone to ride public transportation.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-29 17:59

( ´・‿・` )

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-29 19:50

>>6
But it's not public, it's more like paid hitchhiking.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-29 20:01

>>6
Good. I'd prefer to use public transportation, but it's full of disgusting homeless people who just ride around all day, infesting the place with their stink. It's so gross, that I would rather ride my motorcycle on a busy highway every day than wait at the stop for half an hour surrounded by crackheads who are quite obviously wondering how much they could get for my laptop or phone or whatever. They should have two sets of buses. One for productive people, and one for the hobos. Raise fares to, say, $10 a ride and use the increased revenue to hire guards for the good bus stops and keep the buses nice.

I hate taxies for this same reason. They are gross and the drivers look like the parole board was feeling generous. I hate truckers also. I hope that self driving vehicles puts them all out of work and their children go hungry and have to ride on the poor people bus. Fucking truckers.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-29 22:56

>>9
Public transportation is for people who are too poor to own cars. I hate to break it to you, but a premium bus service just wouldn't work. If someone can afford expensive bus rides, they can just take a cab or even pay for gas and insurance for a car.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-29 23:24

>>10
Who are you to say what impossible? Fuck you. I'm going to start a ridesharing app for private buses that people can chip in to to ride (like, say, a bunch of people in an apartment building group work in the same area). Since the owner is directly tied to the bus and the driver, they will have an incentive to keep the thing nice and the trash out. Suppose the bus takes $150 a day to operate, and caries 30 people, each paying $10 means ₯₹€₽฿, cash in my fucking pocket and niggers our of my sight. And when my social app goes big I'm going to buy Amazon, Microsoft, and Google with my billion and move to South Africa to avoid taxes, and you'll still be here shooting down people's dreams.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-29 23:43

>>11
Fuck you, I already went and pitched your idea to angel investors. You can eat my shit.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-29 23:44

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-29 23:54

>>12
Y-you!-
That's fine. I'm going to put the computer away for now. I'm going to go have a nice meal and drink some good brandy. I'm going to have a good night's rest. Because in the morning, I'm going to start planning your demise, day by day. I will destroy you. Got that? It might happen when you are curled up in a blanket watching SICP with some hot chocolate. It could happen when you are lurking Thai red light districts looking for shemales. It might even happen when you've completely forgot about me. And on that day, I will look you in the eyes and you will know your magnitude of your sin.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-29 23:58

history repeats itself
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luddite

application is illegal, [because it] lowers their revenues
have frenchmen ever heard about competition?

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-30 0:01

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-30 0:57

They attacked Courtney Love! They're doing G-d's work!
Attacked by the ``French Tailiban!'' Ahhahhaha!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/11698444/Courtney-Love-attacked-by-anti-Uber-protesters-in-Paris.html

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-01 6:04

>>1
Uber driver in Florida shoots his passenger, after passenger tried to choke him:

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/06/29/uber-driver-shoots-passenger-who-was-allegedly-choking-him/

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-01 7:29

>>18
Why is is to funny to picture a 60 year old fighting and choking a 72 year old and then the 72 year old shooting the 60 year old in the foot?

Uber driver from littly italy saves the day.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-uber-driver-shoots-gunman-met-0420-20150419-story.html

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