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Optimise my anus

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-05 7:56

ITT we discuss the optimization of shitting.

Particular topics of interest:
— minimization of time and smell through smooth or even constant shit rates
— increasing the throughput of toilet paper
— the effects of different toilet models on efficiency, incl. culture (toilet models ~ work ethic?)

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-05 14:01

>>1
Ignore the retards who insist you to EAT MORE FIBER xD. As long as you don't have a lardass diet, your diet probably has enough fiber. Trying to get more fiber will only result in squishy soft smelly shits that are harder to wipe.
Also, don't be a nigger and use a bidet.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-05 14:31

>>2
Also, don't be a nigger and use a bidet.
Bidets are for niggers. Normal people wash their butt in the bath/shower.
I agree about the rest.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-05 14:33

>>3
That is okay too, though it forces you to shit before showering (not hard to do). Most public places don't have showers anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-05 14:35

>>4
though it forces you to shit before showering (not hard to do)

If you shit once a week, maybe.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-05 14:45

>>5
Do you shit more than twice a day? Are you one of those shit-positive retards who think not shitting one hundred times a week is somehow unhealthy?

It's not hard to force yourself to a schedule and have a perfectly healthy cycle of 1-2 days between shits.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-05 15:24

I shit around 3 times per week.
Is it too little? Should I eat plum?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-05 15:32

this this is BIOLOGICALLY THEMED

Name: /lounge/ 2015-08-05 15:42

>>7
If you feel fine like that, you're fine.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-06 0:08

I once went a week without shitting. I was eating normally and it didn't hurt coming out. I wish I could do that consistently.

These days I bleed from my anus every other time I take a shit.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-07 22:40

I get dubs around 3 times per week.
Is that too little? Should I check other dubs?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-08 11:45

My anus fucked your mom.
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