Programming languages mapped to common crapping experiences

Java: The more you crap, the more crap you need to crap.
Lisp: You crap by dropping the first and crapping the rest.
C: A hard and heavy crap. Leaves you a thougher man, and probably a pointer in the bowl.
Haskell: You push in pain and agony, and after a monad, six meals are expelled in a dense pearl.
Prolog: yes.
PHP: The crap just push some other crap and withdraws.
Python: A delightfull little snake. But you feel like not having crapped at all, and may have preferred something denser.
C++: The holiday dinner crap. You either enjoy the rich experience, or swear to become a vegetarian.
C#: Feels slicker than the Java crap, but you better have windows to open.
Javascript: A viscous unpredictable crap. You try to use its flexibility to your advantage, but it's a slippery slope.
Ruby: You enjoy the smell, and tell everyone.
Assembly: crp
HTML: You sneezed.
SQL: You take a dump and store it safely.
BASIC: You crapped on the potty.
Lua: You conclude philosophically that less is more while flushing.

>>25-27,29
Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind, etc.

>>31
The show is like 2/3 filler. That's the worst part. Months of fillers in a row. But I first saw it about 10 years ago and it left an impression. So I started watching it again for the sake of nostalgia. I don't watch any other anime and I want to see it end. If only the fillers would let us. But it's not all bad. In the few times when we actually get to progress the story, I tend to be invested. It has some memorable scenes and some epic fights. And it has made me cry a bunch of times. It had a lot of bad moments that made me consider not watching but overall I think it was worth it. If you decide to watch it however, be mindful of the fillers. Give yourself some room before new releases so you don't have to wait.

>>32
If you think Naruto is mainly filler you should see DBZ.
Half each episode is recapping the previous episode, a quarter is just powering up, and the other quarter is progress.