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me during code review

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-07 13:53

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Name: Anonymous 2015-10-07 15:00

This violent male culture is what keeps women out of computing and needs to stop. Just because someone does something poorly doesn't mean they should be ripped to shreds, and have their code rejected. It's 2015 for heaven's sake, lets act like it.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-07 15:14

Why can't men look at the bright side of allowing less than perfect code into their codebase: that it presents a learning and participation opportunity for other appers?

And don't get me started on the immediate hostility towards diversity in coding styles you can observe by submitting any patch that doesn't rigidly conform to their heteropatriarchal norms. I'm afraid that as long as apping industry remains white- and male-dominated it would continue to stomp out creativity and individuality.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-07 15:20

It's 2015 for heaven's sake, lets act like it.
I'm not into numerology so you'll have to explain what that's supposed to mean.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-07 15:42

>>4
What he means is that women are nothing more than a byproduct of the Jewish Kabbalah.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-07 15:52

>>2
Is that you. Sarah Sharp?

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-07 17:04

>>4
WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-07 17:20

"Code review is bullshit. Who the fuck are you faggots that I should answer to them? You criticise my code and I'll rape your wife and kill your children, you pathetic worm. No one fucking owns me, so don't you fucked dare try and make me kowtow to you." is what I said at my last code review, and I'm now exempt.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-07 17:21

>>3
why can't men
Why are you writing like a classicist? Or this some sort of sexist bullshit?

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-07 20:58

>>8
What did you say to me, you little code monkey? I'll have you know that I graduated top of my class at MIT 6.001, and I've been involved in numerous AI research projects, and I have over 300 published papers. I am trained in LISP hacking and I'm the top programmer in the entire world. You are nothing to be but another Ruby Rockstar. I will program you with precision the likes of which has never been put to code, mark my parens.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-07 21:38

dubs

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-07 21:56

>>2
He wasn't ripped to shreds, he was merely cut in half with a precise, confident strike.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-09 13:59

when you write code so convoluted the guy who was supposed to review it gives up and just assumes you know what you're doing

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-09 22:38

>>13
Whom are you quoting?

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-09 23:19

>>8
"Your code" isn't actually your own - it should belong to the team and also be subject to the team. If the team decides your code is not suitable, then you're responsible to making it up to the team. Your code belongs to you when you have no team to work within - you're writing a personal project that doesn't directly concern other people.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-14 6:47

>>6
u mena mjg?

I want to agree with him, but he's just such a whiner.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-15 5:41

lynch all jigaboos

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