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Name: Anonymous 2015-10-09 13:23

So, I finally decided after a few years of staying inside to go and apply to a local university.
At the presentation they did to us, they talked about:
1: How they will teach us about ``design patterns''
2: That we will learn to use UML
3: How happy we will be when we write out first program
4: That we will learn cool and powerful languages under the name of Assembly (MASM), PHP, Java, C# and C++
5: That we will learn to use the MStm Visual Studio (lol)

Where can someone find quality education nowadays? And what job could a computer scientist get? I don't want to become a code monkey like Nikita.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-09 13:26

Dont' study computer science fuck how many times do I have to repeat this to you idiots. Study something useful.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-09 18:35

The Internet. I don't mean any of those gay-ass MOOCs for sandniggers and shitskins, I mean grabbing the digital versions of popular textbooks and visiting relevant forums.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-09 20:49

What's wrong with ENTERPRISE QUALITY education? don't you wanna learn more about the JVM?

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-09 21:20

>>4
I can do that by reading the documentation from.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-09 21:25

That's the first two years. You'll have to put up with a lot of bullshit. Afterwards, you'll have the prerequisites necessary to take interesting courses. Declare a second major of math to keep from drinking bleach. I also enjoyed philosophy of math and science classes. But you'll be doing most of your learning in the library. Or, at least I did. I actually read my SICP before coming to /prog/, and I kept renewing it for an entire semester so no one else could read it. I had plenty of time to learn it, because I had gotten in a fight with the bus driver, so I was too cowardly to go to class, so stayed in my apartment for a month straight. Being a shut-in is a great way to get a quality computer science education.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-09 23:26

>>1
If your purpose to studying computer science is to find work as a programmer, then this is a good education that will help you. If your purpose to studying computer science is for the knowledge of computer science, you can supplement this study with some math electives.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-10 0:03

>>6
I kept renewing it for an entire semester so no one else could read it.
Solid advice, but this part is disgusting. The SICP must be shared.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-10 0:27

>>8
Anybody who truly wants it can find it online.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-10 2:57

>>1
A programmer is just a programmer.

But someone with a profession that also knows how to program is something special.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-10 5:37

>>10
Zed Shaw?????

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-10 6:25

Study computer science not software engineering, dumbass.
Of course they're teaching you design patterns if you study that

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-10 8:01

>>12
Design patterns together with the rest of ENTERPRISE BULLSHITTE belong to software engineering.
Do you want to see a good CS course? Then check here http://www.cs.ox.ac.uk/admissions/undergraduate/courses/computer_science.html.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-12 16:05

>>13
``Page not found''
kek

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-12 16:28

>>6
I actually read my SICP before coming to /prog/, and I kept renewing it for an entire semester so no one else could read it.
I renew my copy of SICP for like 6 months. I was able to do this because literally nobody else wanted it, I'm sure it was the same for you.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-12 19:01

>>6,15
Everyone else have discovered that you can «download« books on your ``computer´´ these days using »the internet».

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-12 21:59

>>16
Ebooks are for faggot and shout be a last resort.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-12 22:23

>>17
just download an ebook and print it out and now you have a book!

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-12 23:09

>>18
where do I download a printer?

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-13 17:39

>>19
You can get them free these days but you have to keep downloading ink all the time.

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