Functional programming and SJWs

People are drawn to functional programming for the same reason people are drawn to social justice. Embracing functional programming lets you act as a victim of imperative programming. Funnily enough, most of them have never programmed a day in their life, being victims only in the sense that they know they can't get away with being useless pieces of shit forever.

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The grant embezzlement context and the power consolidation context are quite different, but functional programming and SJWs have similar roles in their respective context.

In other words, they're just different instances of the same type class.