Functional programming and SJWs

People are drawn to functional programming for the same reason people are drawn to social justice. Embracing functional programming lets you act as a victim of imperative programming. Funnily enough, most of them have never programmed a day in their life, being victims only in the sense that they know they can't get away with being useless pieces of shit forever.

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In other words, they're just different instances of the same type class.

Another similarity is the eerie way the people opposing to them inevitably adapt their speech patterns and concepts.