It's 2016 already.

Well, not yet actually, but I am already depressed: years are passing faster, my face is starting to have wrinkles, my hair is falling, interesting things are less interesting... it's been now almost one fucking decade since I discovered world4ch and /prog/! so what? eh I didn't finish my stupid toy language compiler yet and still don't understand Japanese; fuck, just ten years ago I wanted to be the next Alonzo Church but now I would be happy by being the next Guido van Rossum. hah.
Meanwhile the western civilization is entering into a new phase of crypto-fascism, we're still trashing the Earth, Internet is now the shittiest thing ever, and everything indicates that things will get worse in the following years. Is there an escape for this mental torture? maybe going back to academy and make science, or maybe buy a farm in Ireland and build a stone house, I don't know.
But what you are gonna do my dear /prague/? ..keep playing with CL macros? yeah, that's what I thought. I suppose that's your destiny after all, to die as a ``lambda knight''. I hope that at least that's what you really want, so you can be, happy. Good luck.
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This year I'm finally going to do it.

>>2
Write the best fibs implementation ever?

I'm of other than of ask...I am of communication so you are of living. you are living of body movements and like-sense/like-sensation caused of electronic artificial machine stimulation caused of since of electricity created/caused of in of you since of tiny metals of in of you (and of tiny metals of sized of smaller than pieces of animal cells) moved back and forth and side ta side since of energies striked/hitting/at of tiny metals since of energies sent from machines distant of miles/kilometers.
an other communication of your ExIGENCY:
EXIGENCY MERICA HUMAN: HUMAN OF MERICA OF LIVING OF HARM OF MODERN WARRING TECHNOLOGY OF BODY MOVEMENT AND LIKE-SENSE/LIKE-SENSATION CAUSED/SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF
1. tiny metals _sized smaller than animal cell pieces_ inside human. 2. tiny metals moved back-and-forth since of energy

are you from VIPPER?

I've got a new box with tons of RAM & storage, making good money with a Lisp contract, internet speeds are fast, and I don't care what stupidity the majority of other people get themselves wrapped up in.

Internet is now the shittiest thing ever

A significant part of the Web is the shittiest thing ever. Don't drag the whole Internet into this.

>>7
It's the whole Internet you shithead, just a few examples:
- Governments investing tens (probably hundreds) of millions to break anonymity networks like Tor.
- Also backdooring routers and fiber tapping submarine cables.
- The ICANN got corrupted as fuck and now works for Hollywood companies.
- ``The Cloud'' is destroying the most basic principle of the Internet.
- We are still using the shittiest protocols (eg. IPv4, DNS/DNSSEC, HTTPS) and creating new ones (HTTP/2 and SPDY), while silently killing the good ones (NNTP and XMPP).
- ISPs are filtering IPs, TCP/UDP ports, and even whole protocols with DPIs
- Finally the WWW, nothing more need be said.

the good ones (NNTP and XMPP)

NNTP is fine, but what the fuck is so good about that bloated XML crap?

>>9
kinda irrelevant ,XML is a SEXP anyways

>>11
Burn the blasphemer!

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I can't tell who this is.

>>12
Is that a dude with a fro on fire?

2016 sure is new year, but is it Abelson new year?

>>15
I hope not. I'm too young to die.

>>12
Kind of looks like Parsee

>>4
Bee?