It's 2016 already.

Well, not yet actually, but I am already depressed: years are passing faster, my face is starting to have wrinkles, my hair is falling, interesting things are less interesting... it's been now almost one fucking decade since I discovered world4ch and /prog/! so what? eh I didn't finish my stupid toy language compiler yet and still don't understand Japanese; fuck, just ten years ago I wanted to be the next Alonzo Church but now I would be happy by being the next Guido van Rossum. hah.
Meanwhile the western civilization is entering into a new phase of crypto-fascism, we're still trashing the Earth, Internet is now the shittiest thing ever, and everything indicates that things will get worse in the following years. Is there an escape for this mental torture? maybe going back to academy and make science, or maybe buy a farm in Ireland and build a stone house, I don't know.
But what you are gonna do my dear /prague/? ..keep playing with CL macros? yeah, that's what I thought. I suppose that's your destiny after all, to die as a ``lambda knight''. I hope that at least that's what you really want, so you can be, happy. Good luck.
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>>11
Burn the blasphemer!