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Can you hit the ground running?

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-20 20:03

There is nothing worse than trying to find a job in tech.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-20 21:07

A raptor skullfucking your unbleached anus while you try to find a job in tech.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-20 23:05

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-20 23:46

I'm trying my hardest to live frugally and invest my money so that I can live off dividends and not have to deal with these imbeciles. But I'm far from being able to do that. I just want to have this over with already. The annoying pinhead managers whine about the most tiny and meticulous details in my software and are only able to communicate in corporate buzzwords because they have no idea what they are talking about. All while the India office is producing hundreds of thousands of lines of spaghetti Java with no documentation whatsoever as brokenly as possible so that nobody but them can understand it for the sake of job security. They wholeheartedly expect me to jump into that codebase and instantly come up with some spectacular solution for whatever poorly-defined bullshit they hatch up that day. So for not knowing their meme flavor of the week buzzwords and not being able to traverse millions of lines of Indian spaghetti made to be as difficult to work with as possible, they accuse me of being incompetent and forbid me from showing any of my actual talents. It's absurd. And this is how almost every one of these companies operates.

I'm going to go to the manager and tell him that if he doesn't give me a raise I'm going to quit.

Name: hit the anus thrusting 2016-02-20 23:56

hit the anus thrusting

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-21 5:54

>>2
Excuse me but could you please explain how one skull fucks an anus?

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-21 9:33

>>6
With great determination, anything is possible, Luke.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-22 15:58

So much to do so much to see

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-22 22:58

>>4
Did you get your raise?

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-22 23:55

>>9
I didn't mean to do it this week. I'm still considering my options.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-25 16:10

conder these dubs

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-25 16:10

*consider

kills self

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-29 1:30

It's a tough life working in the most overpaid and in-demand sector during peak bubble times, you have my sympathies.

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