Tentative speaker invite list: * Gerald Jay Sussman * Hal Abelson * Arthur T. Murray * Peter Norvig * Terry Davis * Christian Schafmeister * Cudder * Felix Winkelmann
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Anonymous2016-06-11 22:38
* Nikita Sadkov
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Anonymous2016-06-11 23:18
* Cudder
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Anonymous2016-06-12 9:43
I want to hear about infinite compression by FV!
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Anonymous2016-06-12 9:44
>>3 Cudder is absolutely perfect for a conference! All talk and no action!
I printed out twelve pages about how to write a White Paper, so I am slowly making progress. The White Paper is necessary because Mentifex AI in this year of /prog/con 2016 -- hey will it be an attempt to con the public, like an old-time Ponzi Scheme or a modern-day Singularity Scam? -- is at a major juncture on the RoadMap to Singularity AI. Here is what I have so far:
AI is a lot simpler than Netizens think it is.
True AI is not instantly mature with human-level intelligence, but needs to grow as a human child grows.
There is a lot of exciting, temendous, oh-so-excoriating AI news to convey at the tribal /progcon/2016 clambake, I can hardly wait, beam me up, Scottie, and drop me back down into the /progcon/ 2016 Singularity Day.
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Anonymous2016-06-12 14:30
>>4 I don't write code anymore. I'm into buddhism/meditation now. Programming a bunch of chips to bend to your will is extremely samsaric(illusiom of control, desire to control, the subservience to the language remolding your mind, arbitrary hardware laws and defects) and essentially a dead-end karmic work which will not advance your soul/consciousness: it maladaptive in the grand scheme of things, just like dedicating yourself to video gaming.
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Anonymous2016-06-12 15:43
* Suigin
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Anonymous2016-06-12 15:53
* FrozenAnus
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Anonymous2016-06-12 16:28
>>10 1. Freeze my Anus 2. Check my dubs 3. ??? 4. Profit
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Anonymous2016-06-12 18:45
L. A. Calculus, you fucking stack boy! If LAC doesn't attend, count me out.
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Anonymous2016-06-12 19:39
* RedCream RIP ;_; * The angry sage guy from the imageboards * The praxis guy * The dubs guy
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Anonymous2016-06-12 22:41
* The tsk-nigger * The Youmu tulpa neuroatypical guy * The /prog/ news network guy * The pedophile * The french civil rights activist * Admin-kun-sama
>>26 You get your turn in fucking his corpse, I guess. Don't worry, the Cudder-AIDS will still transmit.
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Anonymous2016-06-14 11:17
>>23 it's Zoe we're talking about, everyone knows someone like that. there's going to be 2 or 3 degrees of separation at best
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Anonymous2016-06-14 11:36
hi, i’m a slut. what? you can’t be surprised when you’ve spent my entire life deciding woman equals sexualize, in ninth grade a man told me i have good blow job eyes hi, i’m a slut. but what does that mean i’m unclean, i’m less pure, i sleep around, sure but isn’t that what you were begging for? hi, i’m a slut. and science disagrees but let’s ignore anatomy and joke that my vagina is wide enough to fit an entire football team or, even, your narcissism but no one’s is big enough for that
you think an orgasm for you is like oxygen for me like when i am going down on you i’m actually sucking up life retrieving my very soul from inside your stomach and an orgasm for me is like—well, maybe. if you have time and since you can’t see it it probably doesn’t exist anyway i was probably faking it anyway, women don’t like sex anyway you’re pretty sure the clitoris is just a myth so when it comes to my pleasure no one really gives a shit unless i can come like a man because then i’m a fetish
or if i’m a virgin. that makes me a fetish too but doesn’t that also mean i’m a prude everything i do is an invitation for your condemnation regardless of the angle of the delicate arch in my back marked down on your scale from zero to loose and if i had learned anything that didn’t have to do with how to make my hair fall daintily over my breasts or how to make my lips softer and more like a graveyard untouched and where grown men go when they feel dead inside or how to make my aura more alluring, but not too alluring that’s something a skank would do i’d tell you that when two opposing forces meet they cancel so it sounds to me like you just don’t want me to exist.
>>29 ooh! Will there be a /prog/ slam poetry session?
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Anonymous2016-06-14 21:24
Checkem
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Anonymous2016-06-14 22:29
I've taken the liberty of renting an entire hotel in Akihabara from August to October. I've contacted Yakuza who will supply us with a hundred cheaplolisisters to serve us. There are seven catering companies lined up to serve all kinds of food from all over the world except Britain and Africa, so I'm sure there's something for everyone. My boypussy is quivering in excitement, I just can't wait!
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Anonymous2016-06-15 0:11
>>34 Did you have to use the Yakuza? They will probably kill us all when they discover we have no means to pay them.
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Anonymous2016-06-15 1:56
>>35 Don't worry, I have mined ten trillion SussShekels and listed for 20BTC on the darknet markets. When it sells, I'll put it all in oil futures. When the price rises to 60$/barrel, I'll sell and put it in a forex account with 1:100 margin and short the Euro against the Pound. After Brexit, I'll move the money from pounds into Yen and it should be a tidy down payment for our mafia debts.
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Anonymous2016-06-16 2:04
Where is Luke? I fucking loved Luke and I miss him ;_;
Luke where are you?
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Anonymous2016-06-16 3:03
>>37 He drank too many energy drinks one day and had a stroke while raking leaves in the Australian outback. While incapacitated, he refused an offer from a passing monkey-man to call for help on his phone because the NSA was wiretapping it and just took a Xanax instead. Took him three days to die from exposure. May he Rest in Peace.