Java is High Performance

Python syntax is "spare and clear".

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University of Auckland at work, lady and gentlemen.

Isn't CPython basically single threaded by construction due to the GIL?

Why are there so many New Zealanders on this textboard?

Compared to Python, yes.

JACKSON FIVE GET

"Simple" said of Java? Fuck all the way off. The best you could do would be "regular" or something, but even then it's blown to shit with generics, annotations, boxed vs unboxed primitives and all that.

Also, it's only "maintainable" because IDEs do a fuckton of heavy lifting. The language itself is shit for maintainance, usually even with tool support.

>>6
The original Java syntax was designed so that they could fit all the rules onto one page.

>>7
that was then this is now

>>7
The ``Java" syntax was developed at Bell Labs in the late sixties.

How is Java dynamic, exactly?

I remember being in some weird class taught by a fat woman and she was telling everyone to use this SQL injectable php code and i put my hand up to say that but she ignored me for the entire lesson. had my hand up for about 30 mins

>>11
lad, she was teaching you a valuable lesson about the world

>>12
that women can't program?

>>13
that you're a cisgendered white male who doesn't matter in the world