/prog/ - Who the fuck hires a guy with a lisp to read the weather?

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-03 7:16

I'm flipping channels on the boob tube and spot the guy with the frontal map on the Fox affiliate here in Detroit, so I figure it's a good time to check out what weather will be for my next couple days off. Fucking cold is best they can tell me.

But I stuck around to listen to details, and this guy's got a lisp like crazy! He sounds like a retard! What the fuck??

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-03 7:23

Detroit

Does Cash K prefer Haskell or Lisp?

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-03 9:59

he may sound silly but he can use macros to read weather efficiently without repeating himself

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-03 11:11

Why are you living in Detroit?

Name: xD !sDNR5LgF8Y 2016-11-04 6:25

>>3

le pedophile sage

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-04 9:06

>>5
this was a polite sage you dumb fuck

Name: xD !sDNR5LgF8Y 2016-11-04 9:53

>>6

polite? it is pedophile as fuck. sagers are pedophiles, creepy creatures.

le pedophile sage

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-04 9:58

>>7
e/g/in /g/ro

Name: xD !sDNR5LgF8Y 2016-11-04 10:05

>>8

le pedophile sage

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-04 10:21

>>8
if I reply with 'le pedophile sage' does it create an infinite loop of saging and calling out sagers?

le pedophile sage

Name: xD !sDNR5LgF8Y 2016-11-04 11:12

>>10

seriously why are you saging every thread? what is your point?

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-04 11:57

>>11
sure buddy, everyone who ticks 'don't bump' checkbox is one person. personally, I'm saging this particular thread because I'm shitposting and I usually don't bump threads to the top of the board when I write dumb shit - thus, polite sage. this doesn't harm the thread in any way because sage is not a downvote (the thread stays when it used to be, newfriend) - although sometimes I sage stupid threads to tell the OP that he's an idiot without exposing everyone else to OP's idiocy.

Name: xD !sDNR5LgF8Y 2016-11-04 12:05

>>12
okay it's polite but you are still pedophile sager, sorry.

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-04 12:07

>>13
you're one too now

Name: xD !sDNR5LgF8Y 2016-11-04 12:13

>>14
n-no I'm not!

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-04 12:38

>>12
You're getting trolled by a bad attempt of a troll.

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-04 12:58

>>16
does it count as getting trolled if I'm having fun?

Name: xD !sDNR5LgF8Y 2016-11-04 13:10

>>8-17

le pedophile sage

idk how he stole my tripcode, what the fuck

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-04 13:36

>>18
just admit it, you're le pedophile sager

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-06 16:14

It's part of the feminisation f society, they're trying to make you ga by showing a lisping Weatherman's.

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-06 16:28

>>20 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenoestrogen

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-07 20:11

Lisping Weatherman's

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-08 3:26

the feel of being LISP weathermanned inside

Who the fuck hires a guy with a lisp to read the weather?

1 Name: Anonymous 2016-11-03 7:16

2 Name: Anonymous 2016-11-03 7:23

3 Name: Anonymous 2016-11-03 9:59

4 Name: Anonymous 2016-11-03 11:11

5 Name: xD !sDNR5LgF8Y 2016-11-04 6:25

6 Name: Anonymous 2016-11-04 9:06

7 Name: xD !sDNR5LgF8Y 2016-11-04 9:53

8 Name: Anonymous 2016-11-04 9:58

9 Name: xD !sDNR5LgF8Y 2016-11-04 10:05

10 Name: Anonymous 2016-11-04 10:21

11 Name: xD !sDNR5LgF8Y 2016-11-04 11:12

12 Name: Anonymous 2016-11-04 11:57

13 Name: xD !sDNR5LgF8Y 2016-11-04 12:05

14 Name: Anonymous 2016-11-04 12:07

15 Name: xD !sDNR5LgF8Y 2016-11-04 12:13

16 Name: Anonymous 2016-11-04 12:38

17 Name: Anonymous 2016-11-04 12:58

18 Name: xD !sDNR5LgF8Y 2016-11-04 13:10

19 Name: Anonymous 2016-11-04 13:36

20 Name: Anonymous 2016-11-06 16:14

21 Name: Anonymous 2016-11-06 16:28

22 Name: Anonymous 2016-11-07 20:11

23 Name: Anonymous 2016-11-08 3:26