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Eve language

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-22 11:26

http://witheve.com/
http://incidentalcomplexity.com/

so I've been reading about the Eve language because I liked what those guys were trying to do with LightTable and my reaction is more or less a huge disappointment. like, they abandoned LightTable for this?

now, don't get me wrong. from what was seen, Eve looks like a nice language for specific tasks. I like the fact that it's trying to bring back logic programming, because logic programming is extremely underrated. but holy shit they're talking about is as if they have literally reinvented programming itself and brought in a new paradigm.

the cool thing about LightTable was that it allowed for live programming with Clojure and FIOC. I like Clojure, I like FIOC and I like live programming so it was off to a good start. Eve has built-in literate programming, which is nice and all, but it's really nothing special nowadays. if you did scientific computing, you'd know that Jupyter allows you to do FIOC-based literate programming in a more powerful ways than Eve. of course nobody outside of scientific computing cares about that because Jupyter just does its own thing instead of being pretentious about 'empathetic' programming 'designed for humans'.

newsflash: most of the fucking programming languages are designed for humans. using them is sometimes hard because of bad language design but mostly because the programmer doesn't understand the task due to either programmer stupidity or task complexity. there's nothing revolutionary about separating a big task into smaller tasks, every programming paradigm allows you to do that in one way or another. logic programming, live programming and literate programming are cool and shoul be brought back but the way they're going on about it is just an excuse for mental masturbation about being a revolutionary thinker.


and it's pissing me off because instead of doing this the practical way with a cool IDE for dynamic languages they've decided to jerk themselves off with a poor man's Prolog with a pitiful stdlib and zero real-life use cases. why continue doing the cool thing when you can cry about text-based code being too hard to understand.

Eve is for people who don't find category theory circlejerk to be contrarian and pretentious enough.

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-22 12:30

A moonshot to make programming accessible to everyone.
It's not accessible?

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-22 14:51

I went to check it out and oh dear fuck, it's based on Node and the site can't be scrolled without enabling Javashit. Never heard of LightTable before but if it's anything like this I do have to ask what you expected from such people, especially regarding the part where they pretend to have reinvented programming — this is par for the course in these circles.

>>2
Way too accessible if you ask me.

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-22 15:00

>>3
the site can't be scrolled without enabling Javashit
No, I have JS enabled and I can't scroll either. The site says "COMING SOON."

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-22 15:27

>>4
The documentation has this issue too.

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-22 22:14

>>1

What the fuck is FIOC

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-22 22:14

>>6
:/

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-22 22:22

>>6
If you don't know, then you don't belong here.

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-22 22:24

>>6
Yorced Hndentation Bf Tode

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-23 21:15

>>9
Python. Gotcha.

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-25 17:49

>>3
This tells you all you need to know about it http://incidentalcomplexity.com/images/incrementer.gif

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-25 20:14

LightTable?

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-25 20:27

It looks like they reinvented Visual Basic.

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-26 9:50

>>13
Actually, with >>11's post, that was literally exactly what I was thinking.

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-31 14:27

>>13-14
Visual Basic would still be better

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-31 17:42

a more advanced example https://my.mixtape.moe/bypzzn.mp4

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-01 3:44

>>16
Reinvented visual basic.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-01 7:57

eve is a meme

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-01 13:17

Meve is an eme.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-25 8:46

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-25 8:54

>>20
If Eve didn't come along I wouldn't have believed you could program without loops.
I wouldn't believe in wheels if you didn't reinvent them!

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-25 8:56

I wouldn't believe in dubs if you didn't check them!

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-25 9:15

>>20
Good.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-25 11:52

Is your dog's name Eve? Because it's dead.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-25 13:11

>>21
You can program in x86 assembly using only MOV instructions. Something to do with that Anal Turing dude.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-26 14:47

can you implement diff using only MOV instructions?

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