What OS would he use? What about IDEs? What programming languages? What paradigms? What GUI frameworks? What kind of software would he make? What licenses would he use? How would he respond to pull requests on GitHub?
Name:
Anonymous2018-06-06 2:34
good question. he’d be a enterprise C# boomgrammer who wouldn’t know how to use github or care to learn.
his IDE would be Visual Studio 2005 edition.
Name:
Anonymous2018-06-06 5:16
he would probably code in Fox pro in MS DOS and make millions with it
Name:
Anonymous2018-06-06 6:14
he would be the kind of programmer who doesn't program very much or very well but is on good terms with the bosses and therefore spends all his worktime playing vidya but still gets a raise every year
Name:
Anonymous2018-06-06 6:42
>>4 Thats what smart programmers do, they script out all drudge work and only fix bugs(the actual programming). Of course unless they simulate some form of work, the management will think they don't do nuthin and will get them fired.
Name:
Anonymous2018-06-06 8:23
>>5 I'm thinking less 'smart automater' and more 'skilled negotiator'. basically someone that doesn't have to perform well because he can make decision makers think that he performs well. other programmers usually hate this kind of guy for producing sub-par code while still being favored by the management, but it's obviously a smart way of getting by without too much effort
Name:
Anonymous2018-06-12 22:08
Wow y'all are salty little girls aren't you?
GEOTUS would program in fuckin ring0, in HolyC. You know it. I know it. We all know it.