/prog/ - Assange is dead

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-05 8:45

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-04-05/ecuador-to-expel-assange-within-hours-to-days-wikileaks-says

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-13 17:17

His last words were: what programming language is this? (sage)

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-13 18:19

>>41
Assange is a former PHP programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-13 19:19

*Australian PHP

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-14 6:10

>>41
Fake news. He said >le pedophile safe!

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-15 18:24

-rambling old man
-spent years in one building
-survived multiple assassination attempts
-Macedonian

Julian Assange = RedCream?

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-16 6:35

>>45
Julian the leaksman from Australia

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-17 4:32

>>45
Absolutely none of these apply to Assange, furthermore, ironically, none of these actually and, ironically, unironically apply to RedCream except the middle 2.

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-17 6:41

>>47
can you use symbolic expressions to disambiguate the ironic and unironic parts of your're are sentence? it's confusing in natural language

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-17 10:13

>>48 Not >>47 but i'll help

Absolutely none of these[criteria] apply to Assange[subject], furthermore, ironically[coincidentally]
{, none of these[criteria] actually and, ironically[coincidentally]
 {, unironically[in reality]
   { apply to RedCream except
     { the middle 2.}
   }
  }
 }
}

Edited on 17/04/2019 10:14.

>>48 Not >>47 but i'll help
[/code]
Absolutely none of these[criteria] apply to Assange[subject], furthermore, ironically[coincidentally]
{, none of these[criteria] actually and, ironically[coincidentally]
 {, unironically[in reality]
   { apply to RedCream except
     { the middle 2.}
   }
  }
 }
}[/code]
}

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-17 16:58

I have seen Julian Assange at the Liberty Square shouting something about goats. He was shot by a government assassin in the left lung.

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-17 17:44

Thank you RedCream for the timeless quote...

"You laugh at me because I am different. I laugh at you because you are all the same."
-- Marko 'RedCream' Rakočević

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-18 3:54

>>48
The entire point of comma-based interjections is that you can remove them and still have the sentence make sense. Then you can extrapolate from the context of the sentence sans interjections exactly what the interjections are doing in the sentence, whether it be highlighting, underlining, reinforcing, or any number of other functions we use comma-based interjections for in written English. In this case the interjections (the two words between commas excluding any joining words that may happen to be between commas) are commenting on the sheer irony of >>45's post.

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-18 5:16

>>52
How many skulls do you have and which one contains your brain?

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-18 10:07

>>50
RedCream is dead
His real name was Julian Assange.
He was shot by a government assassin in the left lung.
The funeral will be held next Thursday.

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-18 10:20

leak my dubs

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-20 9:56

Is Wikileaks man dead?

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-20 11:13

>>56
Wikileaksman is in Russian custody.

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-20 18:14

Assange literally smeared walls with shit at the embassy and generally behaved like deranged schizo at a ward:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6939635/Julian-Assange-performs-bizarre-Kung-Fu-work-Ecuadorean-embassy.html

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-20 20:27

>>58
He is exercising and playing a game. Neuronormatives engage in both of those activities, and since he was locked up for 7 years, he has decided to add some variety. Admit your role.

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-22 21:22

>>58
Fake news https://news.sky.com/story/julian-assange-put-through-hell-at-embassy-says-former-diplomat-11698113

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-23 13:24

>>60
>sky.com

why not RussiaToday directly?

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-23 19:56

Julian's Assange body (real name Gideon Markov) was found on the streets of Skopje. He was mauled to death with an improvised weapon fashioned from a heavy object in a sock.

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-24 0:48

Can you please learn how to communicate. I wasn’t even certain this was English at first. Honestly, the level of iq is extremely low and barely humanoid.

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-24 7:17

>>63
your're are an anus

Name: The bricksocking of MY ANUS 2019-04-24 17:35

The bricksocking of MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-24 19:21

"A country working against its own citizens? I do not admit my role." - Jullian Assange, last words before being taken down

Assange is dead

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65 Name: The bricksocking of MY ANUS 2019-04-24 17:35

66 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-24 19:21